Obama for God in 2012

Reason #867 of why I love Barack... Dancing with semi-funny half crazy lesbians

Helpa Holy Ghost

Naomi Campbell was hospitalized in Brazil and is being treated by an infectious disease specialist and gynecologist:

So allegedly Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital … to have a small cyst removed. Following the "successful" procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her. The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital’s medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition.”

I know, I know, Im thinkin it too. "Cyst my mothefuckin ass" yall know all those years of her sneakin her country ass down to South America to get some of that jungle lovin is finally catchin up with her ass. I would be in the hospital too if..... you know what let me keep my comments to myself. But somewhere in sombodies Wing and Fry joint Tyra Banks is scarfing down a chilly cheese dog and three trays of tater tots cursing herself over this unsettling news that Naomi actually survived this ordeal. Its ok Tyra we Know you behind this shit. (And if anybody know, you know it be me)

WOW

I think Somore said it best First they stabbin hoes on the block then they locked up bitches wit good pussy, now.......THEY PULLIN GATS ON BEYONCE OMG who would have ever thought it possible? I will cherish this couples seconds of youtube clip for the rest of my days it has me shouting profane words in text message slang... OMG WTF TINF PUSSY TMI LMAO DICK LMFAO NNR WOW!!!!!!

Bakini Clad

This pic is a promo for the up coming movie "Will Farrell looks like an Albino monkey and makes crappy ass movies"

No actually I guess its a picture to promote his new movie semi-pro. I wonder sometimes what the hell is wrong with Heidi Klum, is she that much of an attention whore? She has a hsband named Seal, now posing half nude in pictures with Will Farrell who looks like he escaped the county public zoo, and then she gave the world that stunning view of her slimy butt crack. Oh My God everytime I think of that butt crack picture it make me nauseous. I wonder what her children will grow up to be? Hmm probably 10 dollar tricks in the london sticks.

Raz for dat Azz

Raz B and Floyd Mayweather were spotted "together" at his 31st Bday party.

Its beginning to look alot like poon tang every where I go...... So Chris Stokes had his stab at it now Floyd Mayweather? Well if female hoes can do it so can males I guess. I saw that episode of him playing a gay man on Noah's ARC and this pic takes me back to when he said "I can't afford to loose my boyfriend right now, it took me a whole lifetime to find a guy like him" Well Raz all imma say is pimp on pimpin and take Ronnie & Trixies advice "Make dat money, dont let the money make you". and dammit do somethin about that gut... Im sure with all the money that he collectin from B2...... wait oh yeah Omarion did do a Beyonce on them boys...oops my bad well good luck anyway

Why Blacks will always be taken lightly

In the immortal words of Amy WineHouse "What kind of fuckery is this"

Dirt McGirt got a skirt

Guess who's engaged??? You got it, aparently The OODB (Original Ol Dirty Bastard)Jim Jones is engaged to an actual human being. Well I guess when you doing the Popes dirty work as a dirt angel it gets a lil lonely
*** more to come as this bizarre story unfolds***

Color Purple swag

All I can imagine while watchin this is Whoopi Goldberg sitting at home in her chair scratchin her coot while havin a Ceily flash back sayin "OL Mr dun trashing Obama again....Next time he come to the pulpit I just put some Shug Avery pee in his water, see how he like dat"

Dear God

I was browsing through D-listed today and found this funny tid-bit that made my day hopefully it will make urs.


Grammy night was not Aretha's night. She got pissed off at Beyonce for calling Tina Turner "the queen." Beyonce's daddy fired back at Aretha by calling her "childish." Now Peta is on Aretha's ass for wearing that fur coat. They fired off a letter to the Queen, "Music lovers may think of you as a 'queen,' but to animal lovers, you are a court jester . . . Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as 'queen of compassion,' Mariah Carey, did. You'll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises."

Peta has a point. Whatever animal Aretha is wearing is now extinct. It took at least a million of them to make her coat. On the other hand she probably ate the animals first, so she found two uses for them. Aretha didn't know she was wearing fur! She just told her people, "make mama bear warm!" So they did.

Brit's Civil Right have been violated?

So allegedly a source has confirmed that Britney might have to take it to the streets and get all MLK on bit*$es: “Britney says her civil rights have been violated and she wants to talk to Governor Schwarzenegger about it heres what she the "source" had to say "Last month, Spears was twice committed into mental care. But she also believes her inability to keep a lawyer in her continuing custody battle with Kevin Federline is a “civil rights” issue. “She wants the governor to look into why she can’t get an attorney,”

Hmm maybe I can help you out Brit, how about you just keep looking the way you do, you know that lil Martha-jean crack whore look you got goin there, lawyers will just throw themselves at you. Better yet how about you just keep making it so easy for these lawyers to fight your custody battle by locking yourself in the bathroom with your kids while singing "its my party and I cry if I want to" that will bring sooo much legal help your way. Trust me I know about these things. My cousin Shaquila took my advice and ended up gettin her kids back from D-fax after her house was raided and everybody knew she was doin hair, hustlin, babysittin and sellin frozen cups out her back door.

Change the Chanel

Just another lil random thing for Paris Hilton to stick in her Vajay-jay,

If that were the advertising slogan for the new Chanel Coco phone I would die a hundred times. But this is just another lil thing that Chanel Released with their spring 08 line and I must say I'm impressed they haven't really said much about the features but you know that wouldnt stop the likes of P Hilton or Raz B from buying it just so it can vibrate in their tang boxes

Beyonki actually unifies the masses

When your hoe gets out of line, or u see racial tension getting ugly in the streets, or it just pisses u off that u never met a white boy who could dance, just cook up some Beyonki tracks from the back of the CD rack or the trash can and watch the unity unfold before ur eyes

Smile With Yo Eyes Child

These are promo pics for Gnarles Barkley's up coming album the odd couple. I love these pics it just captures the essence of a cologn I once had called "musty drunk uncle" I wonder what my uncle JuneBug the homo hating biggot would have to say about these pics....I could hear him now, "I dont give a shit if they aint gay, they doin some faggedy bullshit.

I love Cee-Lo's dress I could see Omarion rockin that in red at him and Bow Wows wedding, you know he could never get away with it in white and yall know why
(jump off, jump off, jump off, jump awwwff.

Give'em that come back Kizzy

OK ME=In love with Kelly Rowland This is her new video clip for "Come Back" and its as hot as she is so check it kids

Yeah Yeah it looks like a knock off version of "naughty girl" but so the fuck what at least she aint in the movie dancing with the booty bandit Usher....oh by the way SuperHead did say that all you ladies wantin some of that Usher Board Tang...you might want to think again because his booty stank. Hmm??? I wonder why? *coughs* Andre Harrell

Check Please!!

HAPPY BDAY WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT

The YouTube clip the launched a thousand hetero/homo wars...lol

If your secure in your manhood clap your hands (clap clap) HA!!!! I know you sittin there like OMG this NWORD dun flipped mode, but I love all youtube clips no matter how incredibly gay, racist, lesbionic?, hurtful, morally demeaning, or just plain rude And I have to say of all the crazies a year ago I went to COO-COO Heaven when I first laid eyes on this spectacle

And to answer you Samwell, hell no I dont want to do it in you or any other creatures butt.

who's gettin in yo butt?

Tell Yo Momma to Vote OBAMA

So CNN had this classy lil tiggo-bitty fo yo mouth;

The new Barack Obama wax figure was presented to the public for the first time today at Madame Tussauds Washington D.C. As a potential sign of things to come, the Senator’s figure was positioned behind the Oval Office desk with Bill and Hillary Clinton on one side and John and Jackie Kennedy on the other.

Sen. Obama’s figure stands behind the famed Resolute Desk in Madame Tussauds’ precise replica of the Oval Office.

“Barack Obama has certainly earned his place among the political icons represented at Madame Tussauds Washington D.C. ” said Janine DiGioacchino, General Manager, Madame Tussauds New York and Washington D.C. “Madame Tussauds is proud to add the Obama figure to the Spirit of Washington D.C. gallery where he will join other figures that have shaped the history of our nation.”

Brooke come break these heffas up

WAIT A FRIGGIN MINUTE!!!! When did I miss the sloppy grits war of 08?
So apparently while I was caught up in all the glory that is Arethas grandios bossom I missed the whole dis war that was taking place between Aretha and Beyonki.

Mathew Knowles released a statement that had this to say about Arethas Comments about the Tina Turner opening (which keep in mind did not include her)

"As a manager I am not taking something this ridiculous to Beyonce. Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as a 'queen,'" he told CelebTV.com. "Not queen of gospel, queen of soul, queen of blues, Queen of England. I consider my wife a queen and sometimes call her that. Does Aretha have a problem with that?"

This statement made after Aretha said:

"I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce," Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. "However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy." in response to Beyonki's taudry performance.

I dont know what the KHBC (Knowles Head Bussa Click) is up to but all I know is somethin in the milk aint clean. I think these heffas startin trouble at the grammys for sport now but little do they know Aretha can bust down any wall like the kool aide man, yall know she started that shit anyway. And she will also go to the streets with her cuzzin from the hot comb kitchen, Brook Valentine.....U know how Brook roll "u can go get your cousins and nem just remember I got some of dem"

word on the street is Aretha gonna do a "many men" on that ass and the KHBC will get shut the hell down case closed. Beyonki you betta listen to Aretha "You better think!! think, think about wut ya tryna do to me... FREEDOM!!! FREEDOM!!! OOOH FREEDOM!!! (I love that part)

FLASHING LIGHTS

AHH!!!! Its sooo refreshing to get a bit of yeezy in the A.M after drinking two Coronas and a swig of Burnadettes (cheap ass liquor) on the rocks. Now I wonder how she got Kanye in the trunk by herself? My guess would be that she smoothered him with her booty butt cheecks and those titty balls. "She dont believe in shootin stars......wait but she does believe in stuffin negroes in cars??? yes its the wonderful world of Yeezy ladies and gentlemen I cant wait to see the rest. My guess is she pulls John Legend out the back seat and kills him too by forcing him to tongue kiss her boobie. Oh he's a gonner for sure.

Pimp on pimpin!!

Yah Trich Yah

Check it out how Jay-z immediately drops that hand after he realizes Rihanna "the forehead" is holdin it. He better rocognize Beyonki gonna go back to her animalistic KHBC (Knowles Head Bussa Click) roots and whoop that ass trick. I know Solange and Tina was in the sky box sippin on Yak singing "We some head bussa's" "We some head bussa's wut u lookin at hoe we some head bussa's". Jus a tiny lesson taught by the Knowles' -Never slip on your pocket pimpin-

Would you rather?

Get some "Blow" from fantasia or "Titty Pop" Whitney?

HOE SIT DOWN

Well, Well, Well, Either Tina Turner looks hella better then Beyonki or Beyonce just has the body of a 63 year old woman...you decide

Beyonki's lil performance or wuteva she did last night gave me a little heart burn. I think Tina would have been wayyy better by herself, Clearly Beyonce was Kelly for the night. Take it back, rewind, and simmer down nah!!!

CONFLICT RESOLVE METHOD 108

Throw some Z's on it

What else can end the genocide in Sudan, mass starvation in India and decrease infant mortality rates in Eastern Syberia? Re-Re's tittays, thats what. At the grammys tonight I sat in awwe of all their milk dudd-alicious glory as she sang heavenly hymns. I swear I thought Jesus had swung low on his chariot and was coming forth to carry me home.

Albinos on Crack the series part1

"Leave Bwitney alone!!!"

Oh My God you people just dont get enough.. She had like 8 kids, 3 abortions, 2 miscarriages, and ate one of her dogs by mistake and yall still keep fucking with her...She fucking went through 2 divorces and had an affair with a big jail lesbian but none of that matters to you people... all you want is MORE MORE MORE.
I love that Chris Crocker youtube clip but seriously this is why people talk about her ass. She looks like this hoe from around the way we use to throw rocks at named "Freaky Friday". MESSAGE TO BRIT "DON'T GET HELP" GET SOME BLACK DICK it did wonders for that hoe in Black Snake Moan


Just a quick message to white folks....now would be the time to kill yourselves because between Hillary and Britney yall just look sooooo not good right now

Dont Call Me Gay Just Andre J

Light skin, Dark skin His Shemale persuasion

Andre J the up and coming famous face of the "Heatherettes" fashion team had this to say to BV Style spotter.

Do you know how many people live in fear? Fear runs in our community. It's easier to assimilate. Being an individual takes much courage."

"We're all made up of X and Y chromosomes. I'm just utilizing both. I'm an expression of both. It's not about labels or stereotypes."

"Someone has to be a trendsetter. And they tend to find out about them when they are dead. I am a trendsetter and they won't get that now."

Want more visit him at his myspace page http://www.myspace.com/supaherodre

The Witch is Dying

So apparently Hell-ary Clintons camp is going broke. allegedly some of her senior staff members are working for free and word on the street is she contributed 5million of her own money towards her own campaign. YES 5 mill as in
$5000.000.00..(This is probably why she didnt have any commercials in Georgia)

On a good note Barack is taking this thing one leap at a time he has garnered 7 million since last tuesday and is still breaking campaign fund raising records nationwide. This warms my heart. YES I am an Obama supporter and NO its not because he's black but because he the strongest candidate on the trail and speaks to all people and can unite the US like no other on all levels. Do I want a female President?? Hell yeah I would love it. Our country has been ran by men since its inception and look where the hell we are now, However I dont believe that woman should be Hillary clinton. It should be Michelle Obama. Soemtimes I support Barack just because she is his wife.

Imma Let It Go

So word on the street is that the talented Ms Janelle Mona'e has in fact signed with Bad boy records. To this all I have to say is "Heaven Helpa" It is no secret that this Making Da Band series is Diddy or Sean John or wuteva the hell he calls himself nowadays, last ditch attempt to save his fledgling record company. If Diddy does Janelle wrong I know alot of children here in ATL that wont be too happy and will prolly whip Diddy and his lil P%$$y Boy crew...Do they even have a name for their wack ass band yet?

THANK YA!!!!!!

So yall know that around my house Alexyss K Tylor is GOD and their is no other!!! Well here she is with "DICK'LL MAKE YOU LOOSE CONTROL" This is my shit for 08 DJ play it in the club one mo gen

Classy Blax on Wax

CLASSY BLACK #1 SOULJA BOY


YES MR.TELLUM YOU ARE A CLASSY YOUNG MAN.

And we wonder why black folks aren't allowed in through the front door. Oh wait I was under the impression that we were still in the year 1862 or was it just this classy picture of this modern day sambo that just threw me all off.

Instead of D's you need to throw some "CLASS" on it

U figure it out

So my homie Fresh from Crunk and Disorderly obtained this pic of the guy she calles the Tang Master Himself, Andre Leon Tally (The dude who fucked J-Hud up at the Oscars with that tacky ass mess of a dress) Well she asks a simple question, what do you think is happenin in the pic? My guess is he is chumpin this hoe off after confrontin
him about sleepin with her husband. I can see it now *floats off into a vision*

ALT: Bitch I slept with him and I'll do it again

Woman: I will beat dat ass

ALT: Bitch try it and I will dress you in my tacky ass tang-tastic clothes for the rest of your life

Woman: Aight u straight, u straight.

TWAT is HOT

Wus good I know I been gone for a minute but G-State is killin me right now Soooo Missy is having a contest that calls for her fans to name her next album title. Well my entry was the one above "TWAT IS HOT" now if I come up missing because Mis-demeanor peoples came out and committed a felony on me then keep my one wish alive and "bury me a G"

Heres the official press junket:
February 5, 2008 (New York, NY) - Five-time Grammy Award winner Missy Elliott is giving fans the opportunity to name her new album, due out on Goldmind/Atlantic late Spring 2008. Fans can enter immediately via Missy's website, www.missy-elliott.com. The contest closes on February 20th and the winner will be announced on March 2nd. The winner will receive credit on Missy's new album and a $500 "Respect Me" adidas gift card.