Ameen's Potluck (Yeah thas me I love NY)

It's rare that I put personal pics up here and have yall see me rockin my Andre 3000 swag but I felt a lil sideways today and thought I would make yall privie to the life that is..

B*tch I Gots CLASS ***LUNELLE***

"I don't know if yall ever took some kerosene to y'all pussy but I woke up feeling like it".........classic just classic

Dem FEETZ

OPRAH!!!!!!! I love Hog Maw on rye ass feet.
Point'em out point'em out......Ol Oprah Feet lookin boy!

These dandies were snapped after Oprah commenced to taking off her shoes and walking bar clawed----oops bare foot after Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Celebration. Where is Gail?

Spot Light

J Huds new video to her song spotlight. I first heard this song while I was in Walmart near the car speakers and I caught myself standing there like a transfixed kid seeing stars and ShiTT***** I then proceeded to jam to it a lil bit when this young lady kindly walked past and called me a F*G..... Well wuteva hoe that shit was hot and I aint too big of a man to admit it...lol

Trans National Treasure

Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum, In a dish, how many tittay balls do you wish??? Oh New York I do heart you my love. You are one of lifes greatest joys and it goes without saying that the stars look up at you babe. So these are promo pics from New York AkA Tiffany Pollards new VH1 show entitled "New York's got Tittays" no actually its gonna be entitled "New York goes to Hollywood". As you can see in the two pics she does imitations of famous Celebs like Marylin Monroe and Dorothy Gail from the Wizard of Oz catch it in the Fall....

B*TCH PUH-LEEZAH!!!

So in lue of Naomi's recent plea of guilty to assaulting two officers, a flight attendant, her maid, her lawyer, 3 Jehovah's witnesses, The Harlem Boys Choir, and her Asian Toe Technician PaDing Fong, Nelson Mandela recently declined to invite Naomi Campbell to his 90th birthday extravaganza in London. She was able to come to the dinner that was thrown on his behalf but was taken off the list of presenters who would introduce music artists to the general public at the birthday celebration. Mandela also allowed her to do a line of coke off his belly but that was about it. ~Disregard the last line~ *very not true* All the coke that Naomi does has nothing to do with or is no where near the Honorable Nelson Mandela

ShiTT PIX Straight from the Vault Vol 2.0

Aww-ShiTT just what your ninnies been waitin on. A big kiss from a little package. Rumors are buzzin around the blog-o-sphere that Mini me AkA Verne Troyer has a sex tape about to hit that ass, head on in full force, after TMZ got this pic of him kissing his girlfriend. Get ready to party like a porn star so grab your porkrinds and your favorite girl and behold the mini master in all his midgetastic glory. Sometimes I wonder if she gets a cold chill when she is straddeling him? Is it like makin out with a developed baby? YUK!!

Girl you so pretty

Solange, Solange, Solange, Why must you make my life a trag (pronounced tradge) One of those late nights huh? Let me sit down and rap to you for a taste.

Me: Solange you are sooo pretty wuth those extra thick eye brows filled with ______ . That Mr Ed smile and your weave is just, just....***draws a blank*** Solange please just...um just stay as pretty as this picture. Solange You are it. This pic proves that you will never be kid sister again and you deserve sooo much respect. I mean its just written all over your Avon mascara. Do you girl ....do you

Shake your d airier in dem Dereons???

I believe Tina Knowles is behind this fuckery. So the baby shoe makers called Heelarius are making a new line of baby heels that are completely crib safe and padded completely on the inside to ensure your little star of today will be the next stipper named Tit-tanic of tomorrow.
Boom boom room for babies? I have no comment. Maybe if Beyonce keeps her next baby (oops) then maybe it will be spotted rocking a pair of these while bustin it creole style at the kiddie disco. Available in sizes 0-6 for your little hooker of tomorrow. Enjoy!!

Tila made Gay Marriage possible!!!!

So apparently the cold sore queen Tila Tequila saved gay marriage. In a recent interview she reportedly said:

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Hmmm? Now does this mean that contracting gonarhea in the eye will also become legalized because they do it quite well on her show as well . Or how about vaginal warts? Will Tila be the next woman riding on a horse professing her love for valtrex when she has unexpected, red, irratating skin rashes? Tune in next time with your favorite Bi-Sexual Asian sensation Tila Tequila....Girl you so different.

This week on "I love Ham- Hock"

LUNELLE!!!!!!
Aint she just Go-Geous I wanna put her neck rolls on a plate and sock'em up with a beef biscuit. She look like she enjoys eating Burger King breakfast burritos with a loose Newport and a diet coke on the side while in Bed watchin Maury in the mornings. If you guessed it, yes Lunelle is the hooker from Borat...lol... The highlight of her promising career ***looks away***

If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle....

...PEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE YOUR TEENAGED SEAT" thanx mngmnt.

So the Verdict is in... just like the sasquatch, Dracula, Beetle juice and Kirk Franklin's heterosexuality. The R Kelly piss case was all lies. The jury found Mr Kelly "clean" of all charges stemming from a case where he pissed.....sorry.... allegedly pissed on a girl who is now 23 years old who was reportedly 15/16 when this apparent tape was made. The verdict came down to the witness not wanting to testicle ....oops...I mean testify against The Pied Piper of R&B, and a mole that was not on the man in the video's back, that is mysteriously present on Kelly's. Well lets just add this up now shall we.. You have a man in his mid forties who tinkles on twelve year olds for fun and is aging mercilessly by the day. How could a mole just suddenly appear on his back after 6 years?? Riddle me that Fatman.

In the immortal words of New York 'Bitch you are out of it!!!"

Michelle O 2012

Michelle Obama Razzle Dazzled a group of senior citizens a.k.a the Geritol League of Columbus, Ohio at the Oakleaf retirement village, where she and future president Barak Obama made an appearance to when over the super legion of diapered dandies.
While there Michelle talked about her mother who is also a senior (age 70) who does yoga to stay fit. She spoke on how her mom treats her daughters Sasha and Malia like queens, when she was treated more strictly. She then introduced Barak to the seniors who she humbly labeled a leader, a man, a father, and the future President of the U.S .....yeah yeah I know she is definitely baskin in the lime light for her run in 2012 against Hillary. If it ever goeas down I would def lable it the true "Titty Bingo"

Because I paid all the bills about a month too late

So I just got word that Blu Cantrell just wrapped up a photo spread for playboy ***vomits on every wooden surface in 10 foot radius*** I could just imagine her wonderfully decorated Charlottes Web fish sticks gracing the covers of play boy Garcelle Beauve Style. Oh it makes my heart feel all tantric. I could imagine my great AuntyP commenting on the shoot "oh lawd,aint dat thang about my age, nah dass juss nassy is wut it is. Shame da damn Devuh...SHAME!!...

Bingo Bettie

Move over Bette Midler you think you were doin somethin with Bath house Betty well here is Bingo Belinda, dapper with her Bmore tang game mad proper. Your favorite herbal pill was spotted rockin this on thursday at the Greak Theatre in L.A...performing songs from her recent album "New Amerykah WW4" which by the way is hot as a whores cooter, get ready for the next album scheduled to drop in July entitled "low Down Loretta Brown" which pays tribute to her alter ego. HMMM??? Imagine that, Erykah has an alter ego, who would've ever thought.