Sunday, June 15, 2008

Girl you so pretty

Solange, Solange, Solange, Why must you make my life a trag (pronounced tradge) One of those late nights huh? Let me sit down and rap to you for a taste.

Me: Solange you are sooo pretty wuth those extra thick eye brows filled with ______ . That Mr Ed smile and your weave is just, just....***draws a blank*** Solange please just...um just stay as pretty as this picture. Solange You are it. This pic proves that you will never be kid sister again and you deserve sooo much respect. I mean its just written all over your Avon mascara. Do you girl ....do you

Shake your d airier in dem Dereons???


I believe Tina Knowles is behind this fuckery. So the baby shoe makers called Heelarius are making a new line of baby heels that are completely crib safe and padded completely on the inside to ensure your little star of today will be the next stipper named Tit-tanic of tomorrow.
Boom boom room for babies? I have no comment. Maybe if Beyonce keeps her next baby (oops) then maybe it will be spotted rocking a pair of these while bustin it creole style at the kiddie disco. Available in sizes 0-6 for your little hooker of tomorrow. Enjoy!!