Wednesday, August 27, 2008

SUCKER PUNCH CIT-TAY


POPPA DONT PREACH!!!
So allgedly Kelli Osbourne had a doozy of a time with her home depot skills because her publicist is reporting that she had a nasty encounter with a cabinet. She allegedly put up a cabinet herself and the whole thing came crashing down on her which put a gash in her head and blackened her eye????(yeah uh huh, right)
My question is why didn't she do this project the good old American way and hire Alejandro and his chicos from the home depot parking lot like the rest of us hard working Americans. I will say this now and I will say this only once. NEVER BE AFRAID TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHULO!!!

AWW-ShiTT FUG FACE OF THE DAY



KAY McCONAUGHEY MATTHEW'S MOM

I love the sight of Gritty Botox, Rotting Dentures, & Flat stack tittay's in the morning

Sunday, August 24, 2008

SOLANGE IS SUCH A FREE SPIRIT

SKIP TO 3:24 SHIT GETS REALLY WILD!!! AND SOLANGE HANDLES IT LIKE A G

AWW-SHIT *EXCLUSIVE* FUG FACE OF THE DAY


Anna Pastuszwska, The tazed bride hit up DListed for the story

Saturday, August 23, 2008

THESE BOOTIES ARE MADE...FOR THE TRASH!!




So this is some model named Monika and she is rocking booties and they are a mess. SKEET OR DELETE.............I CHOOSE DELETE in all the name that is holy. These remind me of camel feet to match her wicked camel toe!! Pun De' Trash Mun.....pun de trash

"OBiden 08"



So CNN broke it first that Obama has chosen Senator Joe Biden of Delaware to complete the battle at hand. Biden comes as a seasoned vet to the game having over 30 years of experience in Washington and a near perfect track record that complements Obama's near perfect performance in Washington. Biden is also the chair of the Senate foreign relations committee and will definitely bring the McCain camp to its knees on the issue of Obama's inexperience in foreign relations, having been instrumental in the peace talks between Israel and Egypt. I am personally proud to have Biden on the ticket, He isnt Hillary but this is definitely my dream ticket. YES WE CAN!!!!!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

AWW-shiTT SUPPORTS: ROSEANNES BLOG!!!



Hands down one of the best TV moms ever assembled, I love Roseanne and all her fuckery. Even though I love Claire Huxtable too, clearly Roseanne was the anti Claire. Catch her on her blog Below is a clip of her getting high on the show.

YA'LL HO#S AINT RUNNIN ISH BUT YALL MOUTH


My man 21 year-old Usain Bolt won Jamaica’s first ever Olympic Gold medal as well as breaking the World Record in the 100 meters sprint

Bolt won the 100 meters in a time, 9.69 seconds, that broke his 11-week-old world record of 9.72 His rivals were clearly on vacation because they were no where in sight. Richard Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago ran a personal-best 9.89 and was farther from first than any Olympic silver medalist since 1984. Walter Dix of the United States was third in a personal-best 9.91, and Churandy Martina was fourth in a Netherlands Antilles-record 9.93.

Any way you slice it I guess the old saying is true If you weren't first you aint sh$t playboy now take that to the bank and cash it. I love black folks (especially Jamaicans) like Sophia Luzz Hapro, and buttered beans.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

CAN YOU SPOT THE TRANNY?????



FELLAS YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE DISTURBED BECAUSE IT WASNT THE RED HEADED WHITE CHICK ITS ISIS........LOL

AD-NAUSEUM



AMY SO PRITTY!!

I look forward to the day when Amy Whine house does what no other crack addict has done before, pull out a rock and pipe it up on stage. Whitney damn sure aint have the balls to do it and I need to feed this en satiable hunger of mine to see crack heads go wild in public places (truly on of lifes greatest joys) I want her to do like Halle Berry did in Jungle Fever and just bust out "CRACK HOE!!! EAT ME MOTHER FUCKER, EAT ME!!!"

THE; IMMA BEAT DAT ASS WHEN WE GET HOME LOOK


ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DOMESTIC ABUSE

So Beyonki and Joe (the camel) were spotted thursday night leaving dinner in NY, looking rather frustrated. I wonder if it was from the paparazzi, the abortion, or just because Jay told her she was gonna get it Anna May Bullock style at home later. Then again I doubt if he hits her because Mama Tina the voodoo queen is known for putting roots on people creole style. All it takes is one lock of camel hair from his back and its all over for Jay. You wonder why Matthew been with Tina all these years? No its not because of her sally coin purse, it because of that box of roots.

AWW-SHIT *EXCLUSIVE* FUG FACE OF THE DAY



DEBBIE PHELPS AKA MICHEAL PHELPS BIRTH CANAL

in the immortal words of the miss cleo guy "BITCH YOU AINT RIGHT"

GIRL YOU WORK SO HARD....



So this is Solanges newest video to her hit single sand castle disco and I'm really feelin this right now she is surely the anti-Beyonce, who wouldve thought that the anti-Bey would be kid sister. this is def some Venus and Serena shit

Thursday, August 14, 2008

NEW MUSE-IC FROM ALGEBRA




Im really feeling Algebra right now her style is really bananas and her album "purpose is definitly worth having. I think Ima stop being so cheap and actually go buy this one instead of rippin the limewire version. its all apart of my "feel great in 08" campaign, FEED A STARVING ARTIST, because ya'll know child support only gets you about two cans of tuna, a pack of grape kool aide and a loose Newport.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS :COCAINE USE

WELL NOT REALLY....



I'M SUCH AN EIGHTIES BABY I AM INCLINED TO LOVE ALL THINGS 80'S.

I AINT NO PUNTA I KEEPS MY PANTIES CLEAN

I WAS WATCHING CROOKLYN THIS WEEKEND AND FELL OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PART....YES THAT IS RUPAUL AND A PUERTO RICAN MAN..LOL


GIRL YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PANTIES ON!!


Blender magazine resently sat down with Solange in anticipation of her up coming album scheduled to drop anytime now, this is what she had to say;

…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.

Where do you drink your Coronas?

Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?

What kind of drunk are you?

I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.

You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”

Ever doubted your sexual orientation?

You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.

How about videotaped yourself having sex?

Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.

How would you characterize your taste in sex.

A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.

UNLEASH THE BEAST


Stand in solidarity for the death of team chunk.......Raven only you can prevent forest fires....or mass starvation in 3rd world countries. Here Raven was spotted singing at the opening of a Taco Bell drive thru....no really I have no idea where she was but the verdict is in and she looks a__________

Why must I cry out my tiny left eye?

PENIS POWER!!!


Sunday night ball fights.....

So allegedly on Sunday night in China this dapper young man decided that the bench holes were his perfect match

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.