Solange Knowles - Sandcastle Disco (DJ Escape & Tony Collucio Club mix by Jorge &VJ Tarkan
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
AWW-SHIT REMEMBERS:
TISHA CAMPBELL'S FAILED ATTEMPT AT THE INDUSTRY
ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN.......ATTEMPT FAILED
BATTLE OF THE BROADS VERSION 7.8
BEYONKI VS JANET
So......... according to the National Inquirer Beyonce "the dazzling ball of hair" Knowles is about to catch a serious beat down from Janet Jackson. According to the source over at the inquirer Beyonki suggested that the Jackson's are lower class. Heres how they scooped it
"The former Destiny’s Child singer said in a recent interview, “I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jackson's. We were never used to bail our parents out of situations"
WOW....Sweet Jesus I hope Bey dont catch a beat down and force baby Daniel back into hs former ways of thuggin it out...yall know his motto.."Shankin is a habbit, dont fu*k wit Aunty Bey"
STAMP OF A TRAMP
COLD SORE? YEAH BI&%H YOU WISH.
So this lovely pic of Paris Hilton was shot a couple days ago while the worlds resident whore took time out of her busy peen sucking schedule to drop by Australia to do a little shopping. If I were her I would dress up that Herpes scar. Its really gettin quite nasty. But look on the bright side it blends well with those battle scarred knees.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
REAL HOUSE HUSBANDS OF L.A?
So on one of my random visits to Necole Bitchie I got a lil tidbit of info that Fox will be starting a new series called "Real House Husbands" of L.A which stars none other then Darryl Bell aka Ron from "A Different World", and Tempestt Bledsoe aka Vanessa form the "Cosby Show", as a "married couple", (all I need is super head and Bobby to appear on that bitch as the crack fiends from Orange County). I've been doing my own research and nothing about them being married pops up, or maybe its just their Z-list swag that makes no one care to post info on them. Anyway my cheetos are calling my name, only the cheetah can cure my crying soul right now.
ANTM'S NIK AND JADE GET WORK!!!
YES IT IS TRUE, TYRA DID NOT SUCCEED THIS TIME IN DESTROYING YOUNG LIVES........below are pics of Americas Next Top Model Semi finalists Nik and Jade from season???? (who cares all that shit is boring anyway, not to mention pretty lame) Anyway the spread is called Unfaithful......... Enjoy
Ohh and by the way I just saw Bri in an Ambi commercial too....then again it was 5am and I was drunk so............yeah
A CURIOUS CASE INDEED
So on Xmas day myself and a few friends went to see the Curious Case of Benjamin Button and I must say that the movie was really good. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a lot of Oscar nods this year because it was actually an excellent film which broke away from this years lackluster performances and album trends. Although 2008 wasn't so great of a year in music or movies this one definitely sets itself apart.
Teraji P. Henson is one of the characters in the movie who surprised the heck out of me because she actually stole the show, putting on a great performance as Benjamins adopted mother. (She loved that ugly little boy with everything she had....lol) but for real Im not one to do free advertising but this movie is a must see, although the end is quite creepy and once you see it you will know exactly what I'm referring to.
...AS IF YOU COULD!!!
Will the Fuckery never end? Ya Girl or Boy Ci has come out with a remix to Beyonce's "Diva", as if the song wasn't already something that should be put back into the trash can... listen with caution
WARNING: CIARA'S SINGING MIXED WITH BEYONCE'S TERRIBLE WRITING MAY INDUCE SEIZURES NAUSEA CONSTIPATION AND CROTCH CRAMPS...LISTENER BEWARE
Saturday, December 27, 2008
F&@k XMAS!!!
ALL i WANTED FOR XMAS WAS TO SEE ARETHA DROP DOWN LOW AND SWEEP THE FLOOR WIT THOSE TITTAY BALLS BUT DID THAT HAPPEN??? NOOOOO. THEN ON TOP OF THAT XMAS KILLED EARTHA KITT. I GUESS THIS PIC OF RE RE TWO STATES WILL SEND ME TO BED CALM TONIGHT
MERRY XMAS PEEPS IM THROUGH
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
MERRY TITS-MAS
AMY ON A BEACH...DANIELLE LLOYD IN FRONT A TREE....Merry Xmas to me!!!
So Danielle Lloyd (former Miss Britain) and the brittish bombshell??? Amy whine house strut their Tittay Balls straight to your eyes this Xmas. I have love in my eye sockets thanks to a slight retard and a coke head. My stocking is now filled with care...ring the bell Xmas is HERE!!!
EPIC FAIL!
A DIVA IS NOT THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER...THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER IS A HOOKER!!!
Beyonce the dancing ball of hair we have all grown to love or hate has released her 3rd video from her album I Am....Sasha Diva Fierce, The video is to her single DIVA (click it to view it) Its funny how Beyonce has damn near stolen every recent video idea she has had from some other videos including stuff she thoughTT people wouldn't catch up on. ATTENTION BEYONCE::: YOU ARE NOT THAT DEEP!!! This time her thievery hails from that old Tina Turner movie Madd Max and the Super Dome. Her creativity is as astonishing as the talent of the window lickers on the short yellow bus.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
FIRE SIDE CHAT WITH COMMON; UMC ALBUM REVIEW
So for all my faithful you know Im not good at Album reviews because I have a problem with unpaid promotion but Commons new release UMC UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL is guaranteed to be an instant classic that I will rep to the death of it. With songs like "gladiator" and "Changes" which pays homage to president elect Barack Obama, Common has masterfully entered the realm of GREATEST OF ALL TIME. For those of you who only enjoy the ever prevalent ring tone rap or "simple minded ass clap music", this album would not hold true to your low standards and/or poor taste in what you have been tricked into believe is music. (Please dont forget this is my SHITT, I say what I want) This album gives the starving conscience rap listener the brain food that only those of the likes of Common can feed them. Stepping above the title of a rapper Common is a true Emcee and will be outdone by no other which is why this Album is the HOTTNESS SO GO CHECK IT OUT
Thanx Lady C for putting me up on this
ARE THOSE FEET???
THE EPIC TIMES OF A TRADGE VADGE
Lady Ga Ga.....(who is she?...hell if I know) was perfoming somewhere where apparently talent means nothing when she took this epic photo op of a fully dressed human sliding from out of her vagina. My guess is she paused from lip synching and actually sucked this unknown person back into her vaginal cavity and there it remains until her species takes over the world.
A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
WUDDUP YALL, SORRY IVE BEEN M.I.A. BUT BEING A SENIOR AT GSU IS HARD AND TRYING AT TIMES. I REALLY HAVENT HAD THE TIME TO WORK ON THE SITE BECAUSE IVE BEEN FOCUSING ON MY ACADEMICS BUT IM BACK NOW.......ALTHOUGH I CANT PROMISE THAT I WILL BE CONSISTENT BECAUSE SCHOOL STARTS BACK IN JANUARY BUT I HAVE DONE SOME POSTS BELOW AND CHANGED THE SITES LAYOUT WELCOME BACK TO AWW-SHIT ITS GONNA BE CRAZIER THEN EVER!!!!
NERVOUSLY YOURS J~REAL
WHY MUST I CRY..............
Finally some programming on Nick Jr. that will give kids a leg up.....(literally)
PIG OUT POUND PUPPY
TALES FROM THE DOG POUND
So Teyana Taylor had what looks to be a damned good time at Russels annual holiday party then traded this tittay ball revealing dress for her usual bushy hair, flannel shirt and trucker boots, for her 18th Bday party. As much smack as I talk about the queen of the pound she is a friend indeed..(in my head) oh an sha-quila in the background got that "um hmm im up in this bitch right here" look ...classic ladies...classic
GIRL YOU SO DEEP
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BELLS JINGLED?
Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly caught wind of all this "deep thought A la super head" in her blog she tries to get mad deep and prophetic and shit take a look
In December
by Karrine Steffans
December 12, 2008, 11:51 am
There is calm and a real sense of direction and I am saticfied.
As the rest of the world scuttles around looking for that perfect gift for that perfect person, I have already found that gift. I have already found that person.
Something wonderful happens when one comes into her own, when she knows who she is and what she wants and deserves out of life. And suddenly, there is this silence as if the rest of the world does not exist. Then, one day, she realizes that notion is not hyperbolical but is, in actuality, actual.
In my life, the rest of the world does not exist since I have created one of my own; a world filled with love, inner peace, patience and understanding. There are times when I have been loud, obnoxious, unhinged and clawing out of desperation. There was a time when I had to put-on for a desired result. Well, now, I no longer desire that result and have found strength in the silence.
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