R.I.P "my sanity" Yesterday-1/26/08

In the immortal words of Chris Crocker......"BITCH PLEASE" This is a promo of the ANTM season 10.....yes 10 years of career fatalities, Drug using BET Hosts, apple bottoms bargain bin models, and Tyra in the mix just to remind you that she will always be better then you hoes.....Television Perfection is finally realized.

Oh and if you haven't seen Chris Crockers "bitch Please" here it is. The first time I heard this I fell out of my chair and spilled my dam crunch berries in the floor (damn them crunch berries was good)

I do not like Green Eggs and Hoes I Do not like them Flav I Am

Wow this ish has to be fattening......these are two of the new faces from Flava of Love Season 3......If you didnt guess by now these two beautiful? thangs are twins named ~THING 1 AND THING 2~ (insert Dr. Suess joke here)......

When will these lil heffa's ever learn that real love comes from "A pimp named slick back" at the corner of Hustler and whore, not Flav.



Speaking of him here is a lil photo op of the Don of love and no it aint Don King yall.....

ITS YA BOI FLAV!!! AkA foofy foofy

N-Word Please

"People are automatically condescending," Legend tells the New York Daily News' Rush & Malloy column. "They expect her to be dumb and say, 'Oh you're just dating a dumb girl because she's hot.' But people judge you either way. If you're dating a girl who's kind of regular, you hear, 'Why are you dating her?' I don't get caught up in it. I'm more concerned with my happiness."

Now what I want to see is her face when Mr "ordinary people" runs off with her brother.....but dont quote me on that ...Iaint sayin Im just sayin, somethin a lil too sweet in the grits

Snatch Attack!!

Kimmy kim kim... got that snatch game on lock...lol get it while its hot big baby

but for real who get up under kim and take pics like this?

Booty Meat???

Wow just when you thought it could get no worse. Reggie Bush, Ray J, and the whole Mennessota Vikings team couldnt have made all that ass, clearly this shit is fake but then again like my home girl shaquita say about her weave "when u pay for it its urs hoe"

Heres Kim K the one suck wonder out on a stroll, possibly the hoe stroll.....sike or is she???

Holds head down in shame

Usually I abstain from such posts but I had to put it up because Amy is puttin me down right now

Chris gets Busy!!!! Seriously

Young Breezy aint playin with thes O's trust and believe him. I do. fast farward through all this blah- blah- blah- to araund 9:17, and as a bonus for you pedaphiles he gives his lil stroke action that got him in trouble in philly around 3:12

BEYON-STANK EAT UR HEART OUT!!!

Ring the Alarm!!!!!!!!!!! Because Rihanna is a 10 with this one. I will admit she doesnt have the Beyon-stank vocals but she damn sure is clearly setting herself ahead of her pimps wife with this outfit...Bless it

Louis Bag Boy

Mac, Loreal, yep cuz he worth it!!! Um I really want to know what Terrence Howard keeps in that Louis Purselette or wutteva they call those male tampon dispensers he has strapped to his side.

If he's bold enough to wear that purse I wonder if he has on sweat pants that those beach chicks be wearin with "Booty-licious" strapped to the back??

Here he is with Anika Noni Rose (Dream Girls) at a cast shoot for "Cat on a hot Tin roof" where he fittingly plays a suspected "mo" (homo-sexual) Im not sure what the role is other then that because quite frankly it aint that deep for me.

O-kay

So apparently this pic has grown men creamin in their pants all across the web...???

One dude even came out and said that he would let Omarion sit on his face??? ummm ~check please!!~

Well if its true what they say about booties getting bigger by doin "the grown up", then clearly Chris stokes and Bow Weezy been puttin in work

Slow Your Road Hoe

So unfortunately Hillary Clinton is attacking Obama and Smashing Dr. Martin Luther King too.

In an interview in Dover this afternoon, reminding Fox's Major Garrett that while Martin Luther King Jr. spoke on behalf of civil rights, President Lyndon Johnson was the one who got the legislation passed. Hillary was asked about Obama's rejoinder that there's something vaguely un-American about dismissing hopes as false, and that it doesn't jibe with the careers of figures like like John F. Kennedy and King. "Dr. King's dream began to be realized when President Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act," Clinton said. "It took a president to get it done


So basically Dr. King was nothing without LBJ and his dream didnt mean anything until he passed civil rights legislation.....WOW and this is who alot of African americans are voting for?? Im still on the Obama band wagon and we will prosper cracker!!!

Oh and by the way Hillary is losing very badly to Obama and these are the low blows losers revert to. I almost feel sorry for her, really I almost do.

Thanx Adrian for the heads up.

Possible Swagger Jack?

Is it just me or does Mary look way too much like Keyshia Cole? But isnt this throwback Mary swag? So does Keyshia look like her??? Im confused.

This Mary J Blige's new Vibe cover. All I can say is its about time she finally got one right after the past 2 or 3 failed attempts and her blow up over the photo shoot that she swore was a mess but it looked aight to me. I dont care what nobody say at the time she musta been still playin in that "Baby Powder".

The I love Tranny Reunion

Love knows no limit and apparently Sister-Mister Patterson got it on lock.

This pic is from a scene from the I love NewYork reunion show last night that had every body wondering if there was a God.

Sister-Mister Patterson had champions lips on lock. After this the show quickly got stolen by the man with the most jangalang...Sister P who else?

My only question is.... how much better can trash TV get?

Yeah It was all a stunt

These mofos get on my nerves. Their are actually millions of children in the US who are molested on a yearly basis,and these broke ass booty boys are playing games like this. This is why I wont get into anymore shit like this??? or maybe I dont know it depends on how drama-filled it is....lol. But seriously this is really messy and needs to be rectified ASAP.

Fruity Boots, Line 1 Fruity Boots is on line 1

Kenny please say it aint sooo!!!! I was lookin at bossip earlier when I noticed that Kenny Irons of the Cincinatti Bengals had a pic leak of him in this ever so gorgeous attire, stright from his lil couzzin shaquan-quans closet. I dont know if Kenny is trying to tell us something but I got a friend named Lu Lu who is a stylist and she would put him in way better drag then this. And those knees would have never happened on her watch

Live it up in the NewYear JHud big baby!!!

This must be what Mary was talkin about when she said "I like what I see when I'm lookin at me when I'm walking past the mirror"

Jennifer was on point in Miami on Monday night, helping the city bring in the New Year as the guest performer and Count downie person.

They dropped a ball in NewYork , a crab in Baltimore, a peach here in ATL. Hmm I wonder what they dropped in Miami?? Probably a damn Cuban named Guadalupe. But wuteva JHud you look damn good.

Dont she look a lil like "Keish" DMX's girlfriend in Belly?

Hot Pants be sellin like FIYAH!!!

Poor Arnold..oops Gary Colemen. (see dat dere is the problem) Brother man doin so bad he literally is reduced to sellin the cloths off his tiny back. Here he is seen autographing a pair of Gap Khakis that are now goin for a whopping $20 bucks on E-bay

Gary gotta step his hustle game up n the 08 for real. Im sure he can go over to Paris Hiltons house and make a nice living as her new pet. "Hey" he would eat well and Paris would be so sloshed she wouldn't know the difference between him and her left booby

Is this even legal

People magazine got the scoop on the sad tirade that is Eddie Murphy's sham marriage to Tracey Edmunds

The couple wed on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia in front of 25 friends and family on Tuesday, a spokesman has confirmed to People.com.

Murphy, 46, wore a cream suit and vest with an off-white handkerchief while Edmonds, 40, walked barefoot down the aisle to Gladys Knight's "Makings of You."
The couple -- who have been dating since Autumn 2006 -- wed under a gazebo on a special man-made beach constructed of 6,000 shells.

After the ceremony, Edmonds gave each of her bridesmaids gold and diamond earrings while Murphy gave his groomsmen designer watches. [source]

Oh and please remember that Johnie Gill is the best man and we need not say what he got from Eddie.....you be the critic

Late Breaking BeyonStank News.....

***Urgent News****
This just in... Sources say Beyonce Knowles age (allegedly) 25 is smart enough to play the game "connect four" Thats right she is smart enough to play this... "a complicated game for five year olds" against Kanye West in a crack infested "Knock'em down motel room"




Witnesses say it were is if golden Manna were falling from heaven when they discovered that their idol Beyonce could actually perform basic human functions, and in fact is NOT a robot. More to come as this incredible story unfolds.

The Sad conclusion to Sperm G-"ay"-te 07

Sadly we have here the shocking end to sperm G-"ay"-te 07 . Here is a pic of Ricky and Raz B dining out with their alleged molester Chris Stokes the other night at Mr. Chows in Hollywood. Now you can tell Raz B and his Brother some broke ghetto hoes because all you gotta do is buy them dinner and you all good. That reminds me of this chick named Ni-Ni from around the way, if you bought her some kicks she would do some tricks. Well Ms Cleo Told me change was coming in 08 but man this was too damn soon "I paid good money for this drama dammit!!...oops did I say that?

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Sperm G-"ay"-te (somethin in the Kool aide wayy too sweet edition) Vol.2

In the immortal words of my Aunt Mimmy "Nah dis here is a travesty against God". what was Baldy McNasty thinking when he did this? Is he tootin that thing up to make it roll? Um in any case I think my dinner is def about to come back up on me. I found this pic while trolling around on Frank Leon Roberts blog spot http://www.brooklynboyblues.blogspot.com/ check it out for his commentary.

More Sperm G-"ay"-te (Somethin in the Kool Aide wayy too sweet edition)Vol.1

And these pics also suggest that somethin in the Kool Aide was a lil too sweet back in the B2K era of sperm g-"ay"-te. Lawd where is my vikadine when I need it. Take me now holy ghost!!! This makes you wonder? was it Chris Stokes chillin in the cut eatin a bologna sandwich takin these pics?

High Light of 07 The sperm G"-ay"-te Sacandal

Troll Alert!!!!

I mean I know they say all babies are cute but WTF.....OMFG....... TLT (these little trolls) are well thas all imma say.

Us Weekly or rather "Them weekly" added the 1 y/o Offspring of Sean-Kim to their babies of the year list