Late Breaking BeyonStank News.....

***Urgent News****
This just in... Sources say Beyonce Knowles age (allegedly) 25 is smart enough to play the game "connect four" Thats right she is smart enough to play this... "a complicated game for five year olds" against Kanye West in a crack infested "Knock'em down motel room"




Witnesses say it were is if golden Manna were falling from heaven when they discovered that their idol Beyonce could actually perform basic human functions, and in fact is NOT a robot. More to come as this incredible story unfolds.