Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Helpa Holy Ghost





Naomi Campbell was hospitalized in Brazil and is being treated by an infectious disease specialist and gynecologist:

So allegedly Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital … to have a small cyst removed. Following the "successful" procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her. The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital’s medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition.”

I know, I know, Im thinkin it too. "Cyst my mothefuckin ass" yall know all those years of her sneakin her country ass down to South America to get some of that jungle lovin is finally catchin up with her ass. I would be in the hospital too if..... you know what let me keep my comments to myself. But somewhere in sombodies Wing and Fry joint Tyra Banks is scarfing down a chilly cheese dog and three trays of tater tots cursing herself over this unsettling news that Naomi actually survived this ordeal. Its ok Tyra we Know you behind this shit. (And if anybody know, you know it be me)

WOW




I think Somore said it best First they stabbin hoes on the block then they locked up bitches wit good pussy, now.......THEY PULLIN GATS ON BEYONCE OMG who would have ever thought it possible? I will cherish this couples seconds of youtube clip for the rest of my days it has me shouting profane words in text message slang... OMG WTF TINF PUSSY TMI LMAO DICK LMFAO NNR WOW!!!!!!

Bakini Clad



This pic is a promo for the up coming movie "Will Farrell looks like an Albino monkey and makes crappy ass movies"

No actually I guess its a picture to promote his new movie semi-pro. I wonder sometimes what the hell is wrong with Heidi Klum, is she that much of an attention whore? She has a hsband named Seal, now posing half nude in pictures with Will Farrell who looks like he escaped the county public zoo, and then she gave the world that stunning view of her slimy butt crack. Oh My God everytime I think of that butt crack picture it make me nauseous. I wonder what her children will grow up to be? Hmm probably 10 dollar tricks in the london sticks.

Raz for dat Azz



Raz B and Floyd Mayweather were spotted "together" at his 31st Bday party.

Its beginning to look alot like poon tang every where I go...... So Chris Stokes had his stab at it now Floyd Mayweather? Well if female hoes can do it so can males I guess. I saw that episode of him playing a gay man on Noah's ARC and this pic takes me back to when he said "I can't afford to loose my boyfriend right now, it took me a whole lifetime to find a guy like him" Well Raz all imma say is pimp on pimpin and take Ronnie & Trixies advice "Make dat money, dont let the money make you". and dammit do somethin about that gut... Im sure with all the money that he collectin from B2...... wait oh yeah Omarion did do a Beyonce on them boys...oops my bad well good luck anyway

Why Blacks will always be taken lightly




In the immortal words of Amy WineHouse "What kind of fuckery is this"

Dirt McGirt got a skirt



Guess who's engaged??? You got it, aparently The OODB (Original Ol Dirty Bastard)Jim Jones is engaged to an actual human being. Well I guess when you doing the Popes dirty work as a dirt angel it gets a lil lonely
*** more to come as this bizarre story unfolds***