Thursday, January 3, 2008

Live it up in the NewYear JHud big baby!!!


This must be what Mary was talkin about when she said "I like what I see when I'm lookin at me when I'm walking past the mirror"

Jennifer was on point in Miami on Monday night, helping the city bring in the New Year as the guest performer and Count downie person.

They dropped a ball in NewYork , a crab in Baltimore, a peach here in ATL. Hmm I wonder what they dropped in Miami?? Probably a damn Cuban named Guadalupe. But wuteva JHud you look damn good.

Dont she look a lil like "Keish" DMX's girlfriend in Belly?

Hot Pants be sellin like FIYAH!!!


Poor Arnold..oops Gary Colemen. (see dat dere is the problem) Brother man doin so bad he literally is reduced to sellin the cloths off his tiny back. Here he is seen autographing a pair of Gap Khakis that are now goin for a whopping $20 bucks on E-bay

Gary gotta step his hustle game up n the 08 for real. Im sure he can go over to Paris Hiltons house and make a nice living as her new pet. "Hey" he would eat well and Paris would be so sloshed she wouldn't know the difference between him and her left booby

Is this even legal


People magazine got the scoop on the sad tirade that is Eddie Murphy's sham marriage to Tracey Edmunds

The couple wed on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia in front of 25 friends and family on Tuesday, a spokesman has confirmed to People.com.


Murphy, 46, wore a cream suit and vest with an off-white handkerchief while Edmonds, 40, walked barefoot down the aisle to Gladys Knight's "Makings of You."
The couple -- who have been dating since Autumn 2006 -- wed under a gazebo on a special man-made beach constructed of 6,000 shells.

After the ceremony, Edmonds gave each of her bridesmaids gold and diamond earrings while Murphy gave his groomsmen designer watches. [source]

Oh and please remember that Johnie Gill is the best man and we need not say what he got from Eddie.....you be the critic

Late Breaking BeyonStank News.....

***Urgent News****
This just in... Sources say Beyonce Knowles age (allegedly) 25 is smart enough to play the game "connect four" Thats right she is smart enough to play this... "a complicated game for five year olds" against Kanye West in a crack infested "Knock'em down motel room"




Witnesses say it were is if golden Manna were falling from heaven when they discovered that their idol Beyonce could actually perform basic human functions, and in fact is NOT a robot. More to come as this incredible story unfolds.

The Sad conclusion to Sperm G-"ay"-te 07













Sadly we have here the shocking end to sperm G-"ay"-te 07 . Here is a pic of Ricky and Raz B dining out with their alleged molester Chris Stokes the other night at Mr. Chows in Hollywood. Now you can tell Raz B and his Brother some broke ghetto hoes because all you gotta do is buy them dinner and you all good. That reminds me of this chick named Ni-Ni from around the way, if you bought her some kicks she would do some tricks. Well Ms Cleo Told me change was coming in 08 but man this was too damn soon "I paid good money for this drama dammit!!...oops did I say that?

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Awwe-shitt and its affiliates had nothing to do in any way with these tragic resent events even though we found them comic genius

Sperm G-"ay"-te (somethin in the Kool aide wayy too sweet edition) Vol.2

In the immortal words of my Aunt Mimmy "Nah dis here is a travesty against God". what was Baldy McNasty thinking when he did this? Is he tootin that thing up to make it roll? Um in any case I think my dinner is def about to come back up on me. I found this pic while trolling around on Frank Leon Roberts blog spot http://www.brooklynboyblues.blogspot.com/ check it out for his commentary.

More Sperm G-"ay"-te (Somethin in the Kool Aide wayy too sweet edition)Vol.1





















And these pics also suggest that somethin in the Kool Aide was a lil too sweet back in the B2K era of sperm g-"ay"-te. Lawd where is my vikadine when I need it. Take me now holy ghost!!! This makes you wonder? was it Chris Stokes chillin in the cut eatin a bologna sandwich takin these pics?

High Light of 07 The sperm G"-ay"-te Sacandal