Dear God

I was browsing through D-listed today and found this funny tid-bit that made my day hopefully it will make urs.


Grammy night was not Aretha's night. She got pissed off at Beyonce for calling Tina Turner "the queen." Beyonce's daddy fired back at Aretha by calling her "childish." Now Peta is on Aretha's ass for wearing that fur coat. They fired off a letter to the Queen, "Music lovers may think of you as a 'queen,' but to animal lovers, you are a court jester . . . Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as 'queen of compassion,' Mariah Carey, did. You'll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises."

Peta has a point. Whatever animal Aretha is wearing is now extinct. It took at least a million of them to make her coat. On the other hand she probably ate the animals first, so she found two uses for them. Aretha didn't know she was wearing fur! She just told her people, "make mama bear warm!" So they did.

Brit's Civil Right have been violated?

So allegedly a source has confirmed that Britney might have to take it to the streets and get all MLK on bit*$es: “Britney says her civil rights have been violated and she wants to talk to Governor Schwarzenegger about it heres what she the "source" had to say "Last month, Spears was twice committed into mental care. But she also believes her inability to keep a lawyer in her continuing custody battle with Kevin Federline is a “civil rights” issue. “She wants the governor to look into why she can’t get an attorney,”

Hmm maybe I can help you out Brit, how about you just keep looking the way you do, you know that lil Martha-jean crack whore look you got goin there, lawyers will just throw themselves at you. Better yet how about you just keep making it so easy for these lawyers to fight your custody battle by locking yourself in the bathroom with your kids while singing "its my party and I cry if I want to" that will bring sooo much legal help your way. Trust me I know about these things. My cousin Shaquila took my advice and ended up gettin her kids back from D-fax after her house was raided and everybody knew she was doin hair, hustlin, babysittin and sellin frozen cups out her back door.

Change the Chanel

Just another lil random thing for Paris Hilton to stick in her Vajay-jay,

If that were the advertising slogan for the new Chanel Coco phone I would die a hundred times. But this is just another lil thing that Chanel Released with their spring 08 line and I must say I'm impressed they haven't really said much about the features but you know that wouldnt stop the likes of P Hilton or Raz B from buying it just so it can vibrate in their tang boxes