FOOLY-WANG!!!!

While visiting my good homie in the head Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly I witnessed this Fooly-Wang of epic proportions. I think im on that midnight train with Fred Sanford "Lizabef I'm comin to join ya honey". Lawd save my soul and make me whole for dem not know wah dem do. Shout outs to Deena Jones in the front hittin those sweet crisp notes and almost forgetting the words at :56 ....Jesus be a pacemaker.

ITS LIKE IM "VALKING" ON SUNSHYNE!!!

Yes my dear you are "valking" on something but sunshine aint quite it. What Allison needs to do is meet our friendly neighborhood crack star Propecia. *Sigh* the fun ould never end. I can imagine Propecia pimpin allison in the Garnett Greyhound bus terminal to Junkies, Hookers, and Whores for the low-low price of a fifth of crack rock and bottle of malt liquor

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; Melanie Fiona

Ok so yeah I listened to Melanie Fiona's album the other night and man it was an expereice quite reminscent to when I first listened to Solange Knowles album. Since these ladies dont put themselves in a classic box I like to call them Rythm and Soul singers. I would yell you all to go support miss MFiona but that goes without saying after watching that clip.

A COMPLEX LIFE; NICKI MINAJ DOES THE COVER OF COMPLEX MAG

By Damien Scott; Photography by Cameron KroneMORE CREDITS: (STYLIST) KAREEM JAMES; (HAIR) SABRINA ROWE; (MAKEUP) JAVIER ROMERO FOR M.A.C. COSMETICS; (CLOTHING) SUNGLASSES BY THEO; BODYSUIT BY WOLFORD; TIGHTS BY FALKE; SHOES BY ALEJANDRO INGELMO

You may know Nicki Minaj as that girl with the curvaceous frame that's been touring with Lil' Wayne. Maybe you've listened to one of her three mixtapes. If so, you've probably got an image of who you think she is: a potty-mouthed MC using sex to sell herself to the masses. Look harder, homie. The 24-year-old Queens, New York native may possess a gorgeous face and a body you could get lost in, but she's got more up her sleeve than diamond bracelets. With females not even part of the rap conversation these days, she's trying to make some noise and some loot. And we think she has just the right moneymaker to do it.

HIT UP COMPLEX MAG FOR THE FULL INTERVIEW AND PHOTOS http://www.complex.com/CELEBRITIES/Complex-Women/Nicki-Minaj

YESSSSSSSSS YOU TRASHBOX!!!

THIS IS AN ODE TO THE WOMAN WHO PISSES IN WALMART PARKING LOTS

THOUGH WE NEVER MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART
WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THAT VERY FIRST FART
I CLING TO YOUR PICTURE FROM TIME TO TIME
SEEING YOUR BARE ASS IN THE PARKING LOT MAKES ME CHIME
WITH ALL THE GOODNESS AND ALL THE GLEE
OH YOU PALE FACED TREASURE I LOVE TO SEE YOU PEA

YOU CHUNKY MUNKY: P.O.W EDITION

This buxom beauty was caught in a Walmart near you....well hopefully not but she has the teets that rival even those of our girl ReRe the body AkA Aretha Franklin. ugggh I be she needs a prying bar to get out of her hammock in the morning and a got slop down with the pigs before leaving her shack by the road side. And yall said big foot aint real......you shittin me!!!

MY NEW FETISH...NICKIE MINAJ

So yall know that once I become a fan of anyone I become a groupie...well not really in all cases but yeah in this case. Nicki Minaj...ahhhhhhh where do we start, this girl is fresh and exactly what hip hop needs in a world of auto tune, ghost writers, fake rappers and bum actors. She is such a freakin beast with her ShiTT and is always an animated lunatic on the Mic...dont believe me? check her Mic below




Nicki on BET Monday....lol check out the girl in the audience with the natural hair...lol she look like she about to ShiTT a brick lol

WHY WON'T YALL LET WHITNEY BE GREAT

Just when you thought she was done feeling like a nickle bag and a 8 dollar bill Whitney brings you more of her furry faced goodness...("Bitch you know you see her")with her latest instyle magazine spread. This is great for her..seems like the first cover she's been on since she was found running from the po-po in her pajamas down campbellton covered up in her bed covers. OH JOY!!

To Nippy I Say -YOU CAN DO IT!!!- ENJOY THIS LIL CLIP FROM THE A-S VAULT

AMERIE IS BACK!!!!

Everyone who knows me knows that their are two females in the game that Im a groupie for and its Amerie and Solange, Beyorki's lil sis. This is her video from "Heardem All Say", and her Album will be out November 3rd imma be first in line to cop dat

DONT KILL LIL MAN LIKE DAT!!!

FUCK THE VMA'S MY FAVORITE MOMENT FROM THE SHOW WAS ACTUALLY A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE WITH A SIMPLE INSERT FROM MY BLOGGING IDOL FRESHALINA OVER AT CRUNK & DISORDERLY LAWD EVERYTIME I SEE THAT PICTURE IT JUST EBCOMES FUNNIER AND FUNNIER. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: THIS WAS A FREEZE FRAME FROM THE ENDING OF THE VMA'S WHEN JAY-Z AND A KEYS PERFORMED THEIR NEWYORK ANTHEM AND LIL BOW WOW-----OOPS LIL MAMA CAME RACING OUT ON THE STAGE TO STRIKE A HIGH CLASS KLENONG DEATH STARE POSE FOR THE MASSES. PLEASE KNOW THAT BOW WOW WILL NOT FOOL ME WITH THIS FUCKERY!! I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW THATS YOU IN DRAG SHAD MOSS!!!! DONT FRONT WE GOT YOUR NUMBER OVER HERE AT AWW-ShiTT BUDDY BOY OR GIRL OR MUTATION OF ANOTHER CREATION.....DAMN LIL MAMA, I USE TO LOVE HER NOW EVERYTIME I SEE HERE LIL FACE I WANNA SLAP THE COW BOY PISS OUTTA HER..SMH

FEEL THIS CHILDREN!!!!!!

IM GETTIN WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO MANY TANG-TASTIC VIBES FROM THIS YOUTUBE CLIP THAT MAKES ME FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE BUT ITS FINE FUCKERY AT ITS BEST WITH A TYLER PERRY FEVER FILLED CHURCHIN GOOD TIME INTERTWINED.

REALLY??? I MEAN REALLY?

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHEREE COULDN'T STOOP ANY LOWER THEN HER "DREADFUL" FASHION- LESS FASHION SHOW, PEDDLING THOSE JACKLIN SMITH WALMART REJECT DRESSES IN YOUR LOCAL KROGER (NOT REALLY), THEN SLANGING HER MILKSHAKE OVER THE ATL SEEN. SHE REINVENTS NEW FANGLED FORMS OF FUCKERY BY WHORING FOR PROPAGANDA IN THE NO H8 ADDS WHICH WERE INTENDED TO BE A SILENT PROTEST TO CALIFORNIA'S PROPOSITION 8 LAW BANNING HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGES. I MEAN YES WE GET IT YOU ARE A CONNOISSEUR OF ASS RAG CLOTHING SHEREE BUT PLEASE DONT KEEP PEDDLING THIS BLASPHEMOUS, JJ-FAD INSPIRED, HOE STROLL KNOCK OFF SHIT TO US BECAUSE WUT U SELLIN WE AINT BUYIN SO HOE STOP TRYIN. ALSO CHECK OUT MY NEW FOUND INSPIRATIONAL BLOG SHE "GOTTA HAVE IT" FOR MORE

THANX
AWW-ShiTT MANAGEMENT THANKS FOR THE LINK DANYELLE/ BIGDEELIGHT@TWITTER.COM

GET DAT ASS ON THE FLO'

SO APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN MISSIN OUT ON THE GOODNESS THAT IS THE AMP'D CELL PHONE COMMERCIALS LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WHERE MC'TITTAYS BRACES FOR THE EPIC FAIL/ STIPPER SHOW.....SMH HOW RUDE OF FLORENTINE TO TRY AND SHAKE HER HAM HOCKS ON THAT LIL UNSUSPECTING POLE!!!

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

FLASHBACK TO FAT BASTARD CIRCA 5 YEARS OLD AND YOU WILL GET LITTLE BACON BOY HERE. CATCH HIS FACE AT 00:32



SO ON A RECENT EPISODE OF WIFE SWAP YOUNG JETHRO FROM THE BACON EATING, CANNED CHEESE DRANKIN FAMILY OF HIS GOT A LIL UPSET BECAUSE THE WIFE FOR THE WEEK (A HEALTH NUT)COMMENCED TO DISPOSING ALL OF THEIR GOODIES, CAKES AND PIES, GOODIES CAKES AND PIES!!!!, LITTLE JETHRO (NOT HIS ACTUAL REAL NAME) GOT UPSET AND LET THE HOUNDS OF HELL LOOSE ON THE POOR LADY, INSULTED HER PAYLESS SHOES AND CLIP CLOPPED OUT THE HOUSE WITH HIS BAG IN TOW. WASNT THAT A GOOD TIME!! BIG UPS TO MY ROOM MATE CHASE OVER AT CHASEOLOGY BLOG FOR PUTTIN ME UP ON THIS HORSE FODDER. CHECK OUT THE TAGS UNDERNEATH

FML BEYONCE EDITION

NOOOOOOO!!! SAY IT AINT SO, "GO HOME ROGER", SO BEYONCE AKA BEYONKI KONG HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEK ACCORDING TO RHYMES WITH SNITCH APPARENTLY ARMANI DECIDED NOT TO RENEW HER CONTRACT FOR THE DIAMONDS PERFUME COMMERCIALS (I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH RAW CREOLE EMOTION BEING BELTED THROUGH TV SCREENS), YALL KNOW THE WINDOW LICKIN KIDS SIT RIGHT UP ON IT, BEYONCE WAS JUST GIVIN A LIL TOO MUCH CREOLE VOODOO THROUGH THE TUBE. THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF BEYAK-YAK GOT BOOTED OUT OF HER PRESIDENTIAL SUITE IN THE UKRAINE BECAUSE A LOCAL POLITICIAN WANTED THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE (TO GANG BANG SOME WHORES AND SNORT COKE OFF THE TOILET STOOLS). POOR BEYON-SAVED, TOO MUCH GOIN ON IN HER LIFE.
THEN TO TOP OFF BEYORKI'S BAD WEEK HER FANS MADE THIS "DISS YOUTUBE CLIP" TO KERI HILSON WHICH I LABEL A #EPICFAIL!!! I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE TWO ShiTT'S ABOUT THE AARDVARK THAT IS MS KERI BAYBAY! BUT COME ON NOW THIS VIDEO IS A TRAGEDY AND EVERYONE IN IT NEEDS TO SLIT THEIR WRISTS FOR BEING SO DAMN UGLY

"I CANT AND WONT!!!"

Insane ShiTT

So this is a video that my boy Kstaps

put me on to Its the dudes Major Lazers who produces M.I.A's beats. Woah this is alot

FRIDAY FUCK-QUOTES

TODAYS FRIDAY FUCK-QUOTE COMES FROM RONNIE HOE.....YES LADIES GENTLEMEN AND THOSE LABLED IN THE CATEGORY UNDER OTHER, WE HAVE A "RONNIE HOE QUOTE:

"WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET DISS MONEY!!!!"

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR JOB YOU BETTER REMEMBER THE WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF RONNIE'S MOUTH!!!

HOW RUDE!!!

ONE OF MY FORMER CLASS MATES SENT ME THIS EARLIER TODAY AND I ALMOST WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AT WORK. THIS WAS PLAIN "DREADFUL", THE DEVIL IS RIDIN ABLAZE AFTER ME TODAY

YOU CHUNKY MUNKEY

(A CHICKEN PHILLY FOR ME?? U SHOULDNT HAVE)


(BITCH I KNOW THAS SOMEBODIES PHONE NUMBER AND NOT MY WEIGHT)

I KEEED I KEEED. YOU KNOW I STANS FOR TEAM CHUNK BUT SOME THINGS ARE RE-DARN-DICULOUS. RAVEN LOOKS LIKE SHE IS SOMEBODIES WEIGHT WATCHERS INTERVENTION BUDDY IN THESE PICS, NOT THE 20-SOMETHIN YEAR OLD GIRL WE LOVED FROM "THATS SO RAVEN", WHICH I HAPPENED TO LOVE BY THE WAY (DONT JUDGE ME HOE...TAKE THAT AND THAT) AT LEAST THESE PICS ARE BETTER THEN HER INFAMOUS SIX FLAGS PHOTO WHERE SHE WAS IN THAT AWEFUL TU TU LOOKIN A HOT DAMN MESS. JEEZUS LET THERE BE A HEVEN FOR A G.

DESTINED FOR STARDOM

A CLIP OF JAZMINE SULLIVAN AT THE AGE OF 11 SINGING "HOME" FROM THE WIZ....
BEYONKI AND THE HOUSE OF DARE-TO-TRY-IT-ON AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS



G.O.O.D S.H..I.T

WEIRD BUT COOL ShiTT

THE COOL KIDS IN THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN......NO I DONT MEAN OPRAHS LEFT BUTT CHEEK.. ITS FILLED WITH ALL TYPES OF RANDOMNESS AND SOME LUPE APPEARANCES HERE AND THERE. HAVEN;T HEARD FROM HIM IN A WHILE, HE PROLLY OUT DOIN SOME SKATE BOARDING MUSLIM ShiTT

Mickey Factz, Lupe Fiasco and The Cool kids In Tokyo from GFCnewyork on Vimeo.

MISSY ELLIOT THROWBACK

THIS SHIT TAKES ME BACK TO 7TH GRADE, WHEN I WAS WEIRD, HAD DANDRUFF, AND HATED LIFE

KID CUDI ALBUM ARTWORK....HOW CREATIVE

WHILE TRAVELIN OVER TO URB MAGAZINE ONLINE I CAME ACROSS THESE COOL ASS PICS OF KID CUDI'S NEW ALBUM ARTWORK. THIS SECOND ONE IS DOPE AS HELL, HMM NEW TATOO?? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT ONE, BUT THE PICS FOR THE NEW ALBUM ARE PRETTY COOL AND IT MAY JUST BE BECAUSE THE KID IS A COOL DUDE I DEF LIKE HIS MUSIC AND HIS VIDEOS LIKE THE DAY AND NIGHT KID CUDI VS CROOKERS VID BELOW SAME VID JUST REMIXED A LIL

AMBER ROSE KNOWS

WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN IM TRULY AN AMBER ROSE FAN AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHO KNOWS MY SHAMEFUL SECRETS, BECAUSE I KNOW YALL STILL FART UNDER THE COVERS AND TAKE A SMELL (DUTCH OVENING YOURSELF "HOW DREADFUL") ANYWAY WHILE VISITING COMPLEX TO LOOK AT SOME OTHER SHIT I FOUND THIS AND WAS QUITE IMPRESSED. AMBER IS DEF OUT THE ORDINARY AND STUNTS ON U HOES PROPERLY. I GIVE THIS 4 LEE PRESS ON NAILS OUT OF 5 FOR YOU HOOD RATS

THE RUN DOWN

ON SATURDAY WHILE CRUISING THE BLOCK, SHAMAR MOORES WAS ALLEGEDLY HIT BY A CAR AND SENT TO A LOCAL HOSPITAL WHERE HIS UTERUS WAS QUICKLY REMOVED.........(SIKE NO) BUT ON THE REAL SOMEONE DID HIT SHAMAR PROLLY FOR .....YOU KNOW WUT NEVER MIND


U GET 3 NEFFIES OUT OF 5 ENJOY YOUR DAY

IF YOU GOOGLE "PERMED EDGES"....SHE WILL COME

YES I GOOGLED "PERMED EDGES" AND SHE APPEARED, YES NONE OTHER THEN MISS TAMIKA FOSTER RAYMOND IN ALL HER OILY SKIN GOODNESS....BLESSED BE HER WOMB,& THE TWO MONCHI-CHI'S OF THE RAYMOND EMPIRE. INCLUDING THE ONE BELOW

WELL MARIAH U GOT YOUR ANSWER

NIGGUH WUUUUTT!!!! LOL I DOUBT IF NICK WILL ANSWER THIS. HE PROLLY SHITTIN IN HIS DRAWZ BY NOW THROWIN SPAGHETTI-O'S AND FRENCH FRIES OVER HIS HIGH CHAIR COUNTER

KILLIN YOU HOES!!!

GETCHU A PIECE HOE!!!! YALL KNOW DIANE AMOS AKA "THE PINESOL LADY" BE GIVING YALL THE BIDNESS, LOOK AT HER SPARKLING EYES, HERE LEMONY FRESH YAKI #9, HER TITTAY BALLS SITTIN ALL PLUMP AND READY FOR ACTION.......SWEET CHRISTMAS ON A RITZ CRACKER I'M CELEBRATING THE MOMENTS OF MY LIFE.. big ups to the Kid another one of my Friends in the head over at The Fury

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; RANDOM ACTS OF PARENTAL IGNORANCE

JUST WHEN SOLANGE BOOSTS THE KNOWLES CREDIBILITY....

BEYONKI STRIKES AND LANDS A DEADLY BLOW.... SO ACCORDING TO A RECENT INTERVIEW IN RAP UP MAGAZINE CHRISETTE MICHELLE CLAIMS THAT BEY-LO-LO STOLE THE CREDITS FOR THE SONG "EGO" AND PUT HER OWN NAME ON THE PRODUCERS LIST AS IF SHE ACTUALLY WROTE OR ARRANGED IT HERSELF....HMMM SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR *COUGH,IRREPLACEABLE*,ACCORDING TO CHRISETTE SHE PASSED ON THE SONG THAT WAS SLID HER WAY TO BE RECORDED ON HER NEW ALBUM "EPIPHANY", WHICH IS HOT. SHE CLAIMS THAT BEY-WEAVEY DIDNT GIVE HER ANY PROPS FOR THE VENTURE. EVEN IF SHE DIDNT GIVE CHRISETTE PROPS IT STILL MEANS THAT BEY-NASTY DIDNT WRITE THE SONG HERSELF AND ACTUALLY HAD THE NERVE TO PUT HER NAME AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS ALONG WITH THE REAL ONES, ELVIS WILLIAMS AND HAROLD LILLY, VISIT MY GIRL FRESH OVER AT CRUNK AND DISORDERLY FOR MORE

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS: SOLANGES 2 WEEK OLD "NEW" HAIR DO

SO I'M REALLY NOT UNDERSTANDING WUT THE BUZZ IS ABOUT SOLANGES NEW HAIRSTYLE, I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING FROM "SHEE LOOKS A MESS" TO "SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION" TO "SHE WANTS TO BE AMBER ROSE", TO THIS I SAY BEYOTCH PLEASE, AROUND HERE MISS KNOWLES (NOT BEYAKI) IS A G, I DONT GIVE TO SHITS ABOUT BEYONCE BUT SOLANGE IS A RIDE OR DIE NO NONSENSE CHICK AND HERE IS THE PROOF VIA HER TWITTER PAGE: "listen. if. i. wanted. to. make. a. statement. i. would. have. twitpic’d. photo shoot. ect. i. was. simply. taking. my. son. to. school. stupid. paps. took. pic. ive. had. my. hair. cut. like. this. for. two. weeks. i. was. NOT. inspired. by anyone. but. my. self. i. have. done. this. twice. in. my. life. i. was 16. i was 18. did. not care about your opinion. then. dont. care. now. dont. need. your. attention. or. your. co-sign. dont. want. a. edge. up. or a perm. because. im not trying. to make this “a style” or a statement. i. just. wanted. to. be. free. from. the. bondage. that. black. women sometimes. put. on. themselves. with. hair. this. phase. of. my. life. i. want to spend . the time. the energy. and the money. on something else. not in the hair salon. im. not. mad. at . all of you. that have made your opinions known. and have sent negative. energy. my way. i expected this of you you have the right to have an opinion & so do i

I STANS FOR MISS SOLO DOLO AND TO ALL THE HATERS I SAY GO MEFF YOURSELF WIT A SICK STICK

SHOPPIN AT THE GHE-GHE-GHE-GHE- GHE- GHETTO MALL

IM NOT TOO MUCH A FAN OF THE RICKI SMILEY MORNING SHOW SINCE IT HAS BEEN KILLING JOBS FOR MORNING SHOW CREW'S EVERYWHERE (YOU KNOW I HEART THE LITTLE GUY) BUT THIS IS COMEDIC GENIUS ENJOY!!

URSELLA IS THAT YOU??

Aretha or as my friend in the head Fresh over at Crunk and Disorderly likes to call her "Re-Re the Body"' dropped down low and swept the floor wit it (if only God were so merciful) actually she performed the other night at Nelson mandela's 91st Bday party. I be that sign in back of her read "MAKE DONUTS NOT WAR", anyway i hate that her stylist is steeling Arethas wardrobe from Ursella the Sea Witch....jeez lil mermaid dont get no respect.........LAWD!!!

This is my apologized for 2009 (Yeah I said Apologized)

I stans for C-Breezy only because I know how out of control things can get being in a man in verbally abusive situation can be. Here's somethin to think about....Men dont talk alot, we fight, and even though our mamas taught us better we still do. So be midful of Rhi-Rhi's situation the next time ur mouth writes a check ur ass cant.

SHOCKING PROOF THAT MAMA WINSLOW IS A FREAK

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AWW-ShiTT PRESENTS: RANDOMLY RACIST

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A.......

Letter From the Editor

SORRY FOLKS ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT I ASCENDED ON A MAGICAL QUEST TO SIGMA LAND (SHAMELESS BLU--PHI), WHILE COMPLETING MY DEGREE. TOOK MY SLOW TIME AFTER GRADUATION WITH THE SITE BUT IM BACK, SORRY I KEPT YOU *NERD!!!* LOL SIT BACK AND ENJOY.

REMEMBER TO GUARD UR CHIN...

After beating the cowboy shit out of Junaita Bynum last year in a magic city parking lot.....oops in a "Regular, respectable", parking lot, Bishop Weeks lands another lucky lady to take those Halos to the head. Spotted here with her on her Bday. Im sure she has mad money, a big tithing budget, and can drop down low and sweep the flo' wit it.

Celebrity Style Guide

Kanye and Pharrell at the Serpentine Gallery in London and Bow Wow at HBO's "Enterage" premiere in LA... All three looks I give a thumbs up, Pharrells boots are a bit much but its really different so I would say over all it cool.

YOU BETTA GETCHU A PIECE HOE!!!

MZ PEACHEZ GHETTO BBQ

FRIED RAT AND CONE BREAD......FINGUH LICKIN

CHRIS ~VS~RIHANNA EXPLAINED

I said I wasn't going to get into this mess but when I saw this over at Crunk & Disorderly I had to.....this is classic goodness only a pal to Dionne Warwick and her psychic friends could love.

WENDY HO: "BITCH I STOLE YO PURSE"

SPEECHLES............................................................................................

PUSH: THE MOVIE IS FINALLY HERE!!!

I have to say that of all the books in the world the book PUSH by Sapphire is one of my favorite and now it has been made into a movie and was premiered at the Sundance film festival by up and coming Director Lee Daniels.
The movie stars Gabourey Sidibe as Clariece Precious Jones, a young woman who grows up in a world of abuse, molestation, rape, and verbal assault all from within her own household. Even her mother (Actress/Comedian Mo'Nique) lends a hand to make Precious' life a living hell. The film also co stars Mariah Carey as Ms Wice a social worker who desperately tries to get Jones out of her horrifying circumstances. THIS WILL BE THE MOVIE OF ALL MOVIES TO SEE THIS YEAR.

AWW-SHITT PRESENTS "IS IT JUST ME"??

...OR DO THESE RECENT PICS OF JANICE DICKINSON REMIND YOU OF ERIC STOLZ FROM THAT MOVIE "MASK"???

PARIS THINKS HER NIPPLES ARE COOL

So Paris was spotted out in London flashing her bald midgets or dwarfs in this case, all while still managing to be as irrelevant as always. In a recent interview with People magazine Paris actually claims to have an ounce of sense.....(NO WAY!!!!)

On her hit show the simple life Paris was quoted as saying the following:

For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."

I still see no reason why she has to put those mangeled orangutan tittays on display........shame

I CANNOT AND WILL NOT

COMMENTS? THOUGHTS? CONCERNS?, ABOUT CIARA'S NEW SINGLE COVER......And please tell me why does she keep dropping all this god awefull singles.....that shit sounds like the background music for mut porn

AWW-SHITT FUG FACES...COUPLES EDITION

CHELSY DAVY AND PRINCE HARRY



Well there not so much a couple anymore according to people magazine. Even though no one really cares please note as a side bar that the world is now breathing a sigh of relief. Their mutant offspring of Ginger gremlins would have reeked havoc on us normal people....below is a pic of what those off spring would have looked like

BLACK MAN WINS......."BRUTALITY"

TYLER PERRY LOVES TO PLAY DRESS UP

IN JAIL.....THE MOVIE




Why must Tyler Perry do this to black men across the world? If you want to play dress up like you used to do simply be a man about that shit like RuPaul. Don't nobody knock him and Tyler well....yeah we would knock you at least RuPaul is..dare I say it a decent looking woman Tyler Perry looks like my old baby sitters sister who smoked newports and was addicted to KFC chicken and insulin shots