Friday, January 30, 2009

AWW-SHITT PRESENTS "IS IT JUST ME"??


...OR DO THESE RECENT PICS OF JANICE DICKINSON REMIND YOU OF ERIC STOLZ FROM THAT MOVIE "MASK"???



PARIS THINKS HER NIPPLES ARE COOL



So Paris was spotted out in London flashing her bald midgets or dwarfs in this case, all while still managing to be as irrelevant as always. In a recent interview with People magazine Paris actually claims to have an ounce of sense.....(NO WAY!!!!)
On her hit show the simple life Paris was quoted as saying the following:
For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."
I still see no reason why she has to put those mangeled orangutan tittays on display........shame





Thursday, January 29, 2009

I CANNOT AND WILL NOT


COMMENTS? THOUGHTS? CONCERNS?, ABOUT CIARA'S NEW SINGLE COVER......And please tell me why does she keep dropping all this god awefull singles.....that shit sounds like the background music for mut porn

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

AWW-SHITT FUG FACES...COUPLES EDITION

CHELSY DAVY AND PRINCE HARRY



Well there not so much a couple anymore according to people magazine. Even though no one really cares please note as a side bar that the world is now breathing a sigh of relief. Their mutant offspring of Ginger gremlins would have reeked havoc on us normal people....below is a pic of what those off spring would have looked like


BLACK MAN WINS......."BRUTALITY"

Thursday, January 15, 2009

TYLER PERRY LOVES TO PLAY DRESS UP

IN JAIL.....THE MOVIE




Why must Tyler Perry do this to black men across the world? If you want to play dress up like you used to do simply be a man about that shit like RuPaul. Don't nobody knock him and Tyler well....yeah we would knock you at least RuPaul is..dare I say it a decent looking woman Tyler Perry looks like my old baby sitters sister who smoked newports and was addicted to KFC chicken and insulin shots

BEARY GOOD




So while visting my friend in the head Micheal K over at DListed.com I came across some disturbing pics of mini me...These pics of Verne Troyer aka Mini Me will definitely make plushy fetish freaks think twice about wanting to have sex with random people in bear costumes. The Big Brother Brit cast had to all dress up in Bear costumes and suck eggs from between Jennifer Love Hewits tittay balls...sike j/k but is it that impossible? really?

IF DUMMIES COULD FLY

YOUTUBE WOULD BE THE AIRPORT........ENJOY

Sunday, January 11, 2009

LIVIN IT UP WITH JILL & LIL JON



So your girl Jilly from philly has formally announced that she is pregnant by her fiance Lil Jon Roberts and is expected to be dropping by April 25th. Congrats to Jill I'm sure Lyzell (Jill's ex husband) aint so happy about this one.... let us take a moment to grieve their divorce..so moving right along lets pop champagne!!!! OH!!!

DANCE FLICK TRAILER

THE PERFECT BREAK UP

NOOOOOO NOT BLAAAAAKE!!!!



Yeah blake aint havin that shit no more....while Amy was down in the Carribean gettin her Mary's bloodied by Josh Bowman Blake was up there in the mean streets of London slangin jang-a-lang so he could pay for a divorce.

Amy was quoted as saying "I don't need drugs Josh is my new addiction", to that I say "GIT GIT GIT IT!!!!!"

Here's a pic of Amy and Josh even though I smell some elements of tang with that "hand on hip" action he got goin on here. Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly would be so proud....