***This Time Effie Whites Gonna WIIIN***

IT LEAKED IT LEAKED!!!!! Sweet Manna from my aunty gene's titty balls, It leaked. Beyonki eat your heart out times 5 because this is really wussup. JHud looks killer in this shoot and I stand by the title win I say ***THIS TIME EFFIE WHITES GONNA WIN-AH*** check out IPS over at the feed back.com

Midget PORN on Deck

So Georgina Dickinson from the magazine News of the world
got an exclusive interview from the hot chick??? Renae (22) who is a ?? *slut for hire??, about the sex life of her and 39 year old actor Verne Troyer who is about 2ft 8inches. I love it when regular sized people ride miniature ponies, its truely the creators vision ....here are clips from the interview with my commentary intertwined.
By;Georgina Dickinson

SEX with 2ft8ins Austin Powers Mini-Me star Verne Troyer was always going to be a tall order for 5ft6ins lover Ranae Shrider.

Brunette Ranae admitted: "I never imagined one day I'd date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.

"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.

(NO ShiTT??)-J~Real

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

***This Bitch Almost Killed Mini Me***

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in.

"But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him.

Magazine Mayhem

***MONCHI-CHI ALERT***


So allegedly this was supposed to be last months cover of Essence but it got scrapped because.....MonCHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!! sorry I have a newly discovered disease called typing tawrettes. Actually I have no idea why it was scrapped but chances are it was more then likely pulled because Tameka had issues scheduling her Vasectomy around the shoot and wouldn't be there to do her Klengnong death stare at any woman who looked at her young gold mind...oops...husband. Didn't ya'll hear that loud thump last week? It wasn't thunder or anything natural, it was Tamekas balls hittin the floor when she found out she wasn't on the cover with mole man and MonChi-Chi jr. Reason enough for it to be scrapped. Who cares about Usher and their little darling off spring. We want more photos of the first man to give birth, Tameka Foster, not that fake man made man who was once a woman. Science should definitely study Tameka because she got that good homie.



***GRANDMA SWAG***




So this months issue of O.K. aka Hell no... features a very elderly looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby...(who cares what the babies name is), looking like the Meth addict waitress who serves up the good stuff at the waffle house on Howell Mill. Don't hat ya'll know you wanna bask in the glory that is the Spears family. I mean look at what they have to be proud of. They have two daughters who obviously kick back packs of Lucky Lights like they Flintstones chew ables, at the trailer ranch. while taking blood oaths to never be any kind of role model to little girls who start taking an interest in their lives. Shame it all to hell.....shame.