Midget PORN on Deck

So Georgina Dickinson from the magazine News of the world
got an exclusive interview from the hot chick??? Renae (22) who is a ?? *slut for hire??, about the sex life of her and 39 year old actor Verne Troyer who is about 2ft 8inches. I love it when regular sized people ride miniature ponies, its truely the creators vision ....here are clips from the interview with my commentary intertwined.
By;Georgina Dickinson

SEX with 2ft8ins Austin Powers Mini-Me star Verne Troyer was always going to be a tall order for 5ft6ins lover Ranae Shrider.

Brunette Ranae admitted: "I never imagined one day I'd date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.

"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.

(NO ShiTT??)-J~Real

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

***This Bitch Almost Killed Mini Me***

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in.

"But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him.