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***Aww-ShiTT loves Perez Hilton***





So the pics above are of the Disney Channel star Miley Cyrus, from the Disney Show Hannah Montana. Perez got ahold of them and turned them into the masterpieces you now have above. I do mean things to pics but I didn't do that.

***J~Real's Side notes*** Moms keep your kids away from the Disney channel, they will spontaneously tranform into TMobile sidekick whore's...I mean look at what they did to Minnie Mouse

CHEESE AND CRACKERS BATMAN

Word on the curb is that the walking Herp in a skirt is getting her own TV show.

In a last ditch effort to save humanity from any form of intelligence Nicole Richie will turn her awe full book "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show.

Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on some roles for the show,

***Here's what she told them***

"I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now."

Yeah neglecting your child and avoiding solid foods must be a cumbersome task....GIRL STOP.. So I read a little of this fuckery and honestly I'm sure she didnt write this. She probably locked some old nun down in her leather dungeon and sat her at the desk that she uses to display her Dildos and Gag Hangers, and told her "write Bitch, Write, or else the Lord will be your Sheppard once I turn your skin into a sheep quilt!!!"

Check out a review of the book here at PopMatters

Dont Do BADU

***SHE WILL SLAP THE PICKLED EGGS OUTTA YOU***



So amongst a firestorm of negative blog-traversy that happened last week, that apparently I had no clue happened, Erykah Badu lashed back at bloggers who criticized her for allegedly being pregnant yet again with her third child out of wed lock with her ??young?? protege artist Jay Electronica. Badu had this to say to haters on the okayplayer a message board.

***Heres a snippet of what she had to say to the HATERS.....

peace,
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE QUEENDOM
...AND MY CHILDREN AND MY INTELLIGENCE.
I've never been so disgusted in all of my life .
there is no other place i used to enjoy more .
i post no where else .
you guys have taken an all time low , tho.

I'LL STATE MY PEACE

i am a great mother and care giver to my 2 children and to this world .
my children are 2 of the kindest and happiest people i have met.
I home schooled them and taught them the ways of good to the best of my ability.
i am their doctor and their nurse .
and even sometimes their mother and their father.
i am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character.
the fathers of my children are my brothers and friends .
we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will.
WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN TO NO END.
we took our own "vows" and CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THEM.
AND THAT IS WHAT THAT IS .
If i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then
FUCK OFF... WHO NEEDS YOU ....CERTAINLY NOT ME ... KICK ROCKS ... CALL TYRONE ... PACK LIGHT .... BITE ME
geeeez...
i had to say something
i am so sad for parents who try , today guys
enough is enuf.
dont judge to quickly , OKAY PLAYER?
i know you are having fun , but what if it were you and your children?
my son is 10 .
my daughter, 4 .
peace

ANALOGUE GIRL
and if this post is not clear
kiss my placenta.

***SHE TOLD YALL***

PLEASE SAVE THE CHILDREN

Please say it aint so. Did some African actually get so desperate that they gave up their child to Nay Nay for a 2 piece and a biscuit? Please say it aint so? Oh great, it aint really so. Actually the evil Baroness aka Naomi Campbell took a weekend trip to scour the plains of Africa in search of the mortal souls of African children to feast on before her winter hybernation in her cave on the English Country side. Well not exactly, Naomi, on her never ending quest to prove to the world that she still has at least an ounce of humanity left, visited a children's hospital in Nigeria this weekend where she donated some toys. *and stole orphan blood*..j/k

**She told reporters**

“I’m not a bad person. When people say all these negative things about me, I ignore them. Let them be negative - but do that away from me. It hurts but I know there is much more good in the world."

J~Reals Side Note: Batch Pleaze...nothing hurts the Dragon Lady...Be very "AFRAID"

Happy Bday Kim

***A Round OF NIP SLIPS ON THE HOUSE***


Heres Kim and Young Joc Celebrating her birthday with what appears to be a guest appearance from Titty ball Jr. I love Kim and all her Tit-tastic glory NewYork please take notes. Heres another near Nip Slip for you bust lusters. Or is that a surgical scar? I bet I could jump in one of theose sand bags and slide to the left slide to the right...then cha-cha slide.