AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS :COCAINE USE

WELL NOT REALLY....



I'M SUCH AN EIGHTIES BABY I AM INCLINED TO LOVE ALL THINGS 80'S.

I AINT NO PUNTA I KEEPS MY PANTIES CLEAN

I WAS WATCHING CROOKLYN THIS WEEKEND AND FELL OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PART....YES THAT IS RUPAUL AND A PUERTO RICAN MAN..LOL

GIRL YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PANTIES ON!!

Blender magazine resently sat down with Solange in anticipation of her up coming album scheduled to drop anytime now, this is what she had to say;

…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.

Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?”

What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.

You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”

Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.

How about videotaped yourself having sex?
Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.

How would you characterize your taste in sex.
A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.

UNLEASH THE BEAST

Stand in solidarity for the death of team chunk.......Raven only you can prevent forest fires....or mass starvation in 3rd world countries. Here Raven was spotted singing at the opening of a Taco Bell drive thru....no really I have no idea where she was but the verdict is in and she looks a__________

Why must I cry out my tiny left eye?

PENIS POWER!!!

Sunday night ball fights.....

So allegedly on Sunday night in China this dapper young man decided that the bench holes were his perfect match

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.