PIG PEN PROPPER

ASHANTI "Code name Piggy" is back at it again with her new video "Good Good" with a cameo from her partner in hog slop Nelly aKa Shucky Duck....Enjoy???

THE BRAVE ONES

***NO HATE HERE***

So the August issue of Rap Up magazine has 3 of my new favorite artists on the cover which is entitled "The Brave Ones". I say its about Dang time that these ladies get their respect they went from rags to riches in 0-6 so you know they must be killing the game on some properness. Solange aka No Longer Kid Sister is def stepping her game up with her new Album set to release next month with tracks like "I decided" and "Sandcastle Disco". Teyana is set to drop???? well I will get back on that one and Keri Hilson....wait, who is she again??? J/K is building up steam and ready to drop at any moment rippin it apart with her new hit "Energy".

Enjoy these ladies videos express courtesy of YouTube Productions

Solange "I decided"

Keri Hilson "Energy"

Teyana Taylor "Google Me"

ROCSI MIGHT BE KARATE CHOPPED

So its no Secret that Rocsi from EBT's 106 & Fart walked off stage last week after her and co host Terrance got into it. So I visited my good friend in the head Angel over at Concrete Loop and allegedly they got a tip that Rocsi is on definite leave for up to 3 weeks and Her and Terrance both mey be in the food stamp line soon. The tipster even said that Rocis was on the block for a minute, they just been tryna find a way to karate Chop her ass and I guess this was it???

Heres what the Concrete Loop Tipster had to say,

"Rocsi has been put on indefinite leave for her stunt last week. If you didn’t know she walked off the stage on Friday after Terrence continued to harass her. She will not be making any appearances on the stage for the next 2-3 Weeks. And rumor is around here that they plan on replacing both of them by the end of the year..

FOOD STAMP FRESH

Um???? Its not the Chink Store "4 for $250.00" jean sets, Its not the "Raz B Lookin boi" face on Spektacular, it aint even the rented car they cant afford in the background, or that drunk kid leaning on the wheel lookin like he got caught lickin windows on the short bus. My My My what can it be??? Oh yes I know!! Its all that fruity pie jumpin out the car in the back their. A lil too much zest for me. I can but I wont.

GIRL YOU SO CLASSY

The new and improved B/J Banger Barbie





So my friend in the head Michael K over at Dlisted.com posted this beautiful new Barbie by Mattel. I'm not sure if its real or not but its the Barbie every teen slut especially JamieLynn Spears has officially been waiting for. I have a cousin who collects dolls I guess I will wait for her to buy it so I can steal it and hold it hostage for some food stamps and a carton of New Port 100's. I wonder what the next Ken's new features will be??? or will they just make more "Sisters" for the train tramp Barbie. Y'all know those damn dolls aint sisters. They illegitimate children of Hooker Barbie. I always said that damn doll aint right, wit her hoe ass.

***BARBIES A WHORE!!!...TAKE THAT MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD WITH VALUES***

COOTY CAM PROPER

***Aww-ShiTT loves Perez Hilton***





So the pics above are of the Disney Channel star Miley Cyrus, from the Disney Show Hannah Montana. Perez got ahold of them and turned them into the masterpieces you now have above. I do mean things to pics but I didn't do that.

***J~Real's Side notes*** Moms keep your kids away from the Disney channel, they will spontaneously tranform into TMobile sidekick whore's...I mean look at what they did to Minnie Mouse

CHEESE AND CRACKERS BATMAN

Word on the curb is that the walking Herp in a skirt is getting her own TV show.

In a last ditch effort to save humanity from any form of intelligence Nicole Richie will turn her awe full book "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show.

Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on some roles for the show,

***Here's what she told them***

"I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now."

Yeah neglecting your child and avoiding solid foods must be a cumbersome task....GIRL STOP.. So I read a little of this fuckery and honestly I'm sure she didnt write this. She probably locked some old nun down in her leather dungeon and sat her at the desk that she uses to display her Dildos and Gag Hangers, and told her "write Bitch, Write, or else the Lord will be your Sheppard once I turn your skin into a sheep quilt!!!"

Check out a review of the book here at PopMatters