Dont Do BADU

***SHE WILL SLAP THE PICKLED EGGS OUTTA YOU***



So amongst a firestorm of negative blog-traversy that happened last week, that apparently I had no clue happened, Erykah Badu lashed back at bloggers who criticized her for allegedly being pregnant yet again with her third child out of wed lock with her ??young?? protege artist Jay Electronica. Badu had this to say to haters on the okayplayer a message board.

***Heres a snippet of what she had to say to the HATERS.....

peace,
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE QUEENDOM
...AND MY CHILDREN AND MY INTELLIGENCE.
I've never been so disgusted in all of my life .
there is no other place i used to enjoy more .
i post no where else .
you guys have taken an all time low , tho.

I'LL STATE MY PEACE

i am a great mother and care giver to my 2 children and to this world .
my children are 2 of the kindest and happiest people i have met.
I home schooled them and taught them the ways of good to the best of my ability.
i am their doctor and their nurse .
and even sometimes their mother and their father.
i am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character.
the fathers of my children are my brothers and friends .
we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will.
WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN TO NO END.
we took our own "vows" and CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THEM.
AND THAT IS WHAT THAT IS .
If i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then
FUCK OFF... WHO NEEDS YOU ....CERTAINLY NOT ME ... KICK ROCKS ... CALL TYRONE ... PACK LIGHT .... BITE ME
geeeez...
i had to say something
i am so sad for parents who try , today guys
enough is enuf.
dont judge to quickly , OKAY PLAYER?
i know you are having fun , but what if it were you and your children?
my son is 10 .
my daughter, 4 .
peace

ANALOGUE GIRL
and if this post is not clear
kiss my placenta.

***SHE TOLD YALL***

PLEASE SAVE THE CHILDREN

Please say it aint so. Did some African actually get so desperate that they gave up their child to Nay Nay for a 2 piece and a biscuit? Please say it aint so? Oh great, it aint really so. Actually the evil Baroness aka Naomi Campbell took a weekend trip to scour the plains of Africa in search of the mortal souls of African children to feast on before her winter hybernation in her cave on the English Country side. Well not exactly, Naomi, on her never ending quest to prove to the world that she still has at least an ounce of humanity left, visited a children's hospital in Nigeria this weekend where she donated some toys. *and stole orphan blood*..j/k

**She told reporters**

“I’m not a bad person. When people say all these negative things about me, I ignore them. Let them be negative - but do that away from me. It hurts but I know there is much more good in the world."

J~Reals Side Note: Batch Pleaze...nothing hurts the Dragon Lady...Be very "AFRAID"

Happy Bday Kim

***A Round OF NIP SLIPS ON THE HOUSE***


Heres Kim and Young Joc Celebrating her birthday with what appears to be a guest appearance from Titty ball Jr. I love Kim and all her Tit-tastic glory NewYork please take notes. Heres another near Nip Slip for you bust lusters. Or is that a surgical scar? I bet I could jump in one of theose sand bags and slide to the left slide to the right...then cha-cha slide.

IF IDIOTS COULD FLY

***YOUTUBE WOULD BE THE AIRPORT***



I just sat down to watch some random video from a chick who sent me a text message about her new video which by the way was WACK, Im not sayin no names but anyway, I saw this on the sidebar and was curious to see what the hell it was. Curiosity killed this cat today.

This fine dandy is Mr Pregnant and peep this he has his own website, What a trash!

EBT Might Need a NEW 106 & Park Host

So word on the curb is Rocsi from EBT's 106 & Park walked off the set because she was tired of Terrance's jokes. Check the clip below.





I for one never liked either one of them especially Terrance clown ass, and really wouldnt mind having AJ & Free back but hey thas just me.

***I call it EBT not BET...because its the foodstamp network***

Adventures from Animal Farm

***Ducky & Miss Piggy are loose yet again***

So Nelly AKA shucky duck, Ashanti code name Miss Piggy and Akon aka Mr Piss on you Jr. were all on on deck for Nelly’s new video for his song “Body On Me”, which can also be heard on Ashanti's album "Declaration of the Hopeless".Sike the real title of that cat scratch disaster is "The Declaration". The video was shot by Benny Boom at the Red Rock Casino Resort in Vegas. My guess is to cut costs on the set Benny paid for some stuff by gettin a lil Pig head-ed "if you know wut I mean", Keep'em cummin Ashanti, Keep'em cummin.

Maybe Not Really

So OK magazine got the full scoop on NewYork and her gal pal Tailor Made. According to Tailor Made he couldn't deal with NewYorks lifestyle of partying and HollyWood schmoozing and things so now NY is rolling solo. ~~~Yeah ok so in rat ferry kingdom news, the rat princess executed her half cousin for stealing a pound of cheese....Now thats better news then NewYork and Tailor Made's tawdry affairs.