SUCKER PUNCH CIT-TAY

POPPA DONT PREACH!!!

So allgedly Kelli Osbourne had a doozy of a time with her home depot skills because her publicist is reporting that she had a nasty encounter with a cabinet. She allegedly put up a cabinet herself and the whole thing came crashing down on her which put a gash in her head and blackened her eye????(yeah uh huh, right)

My question is why didn't she do this project the good old American way and hire Alejandro and his chicos from the home depot parking lot like the rest of us hard working Americans. I will say this now and I will say this only once. NEVER BE AFRAID TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHULO!!!

AWW-ShiTT FUG FACE OF THE DAY

KAY McCONAUGHEY MATTHEW'S MOM

I love the sight of Gritty Botox, Rotting Dentures, & Flat stack tittay's in the morning

SOLANGE IS SUCH A FREE SPIRIT

SKIP TO 3:24 SHIT GETS REALLY WILD!!! AND SOLANGE HANDLES IT LIKE A G

AWW-SHIT *EXCLUSIVE* FUG FACE OF THE DAY

Anna Pastuszwska, The tazed bride hit up DListed for the story

THESE BOOTIES ARE MADE...FOR THE TRASH!!

So this is some model named Monika and she is rocking booties and they are a mess. SKEET OR DELETE.............I CHOOSE DELETE in all the name that is holy. These remind me of camel feet to match her wicked camel toe!! Pun De' Trash Mun.....pun de trash

"OBiden 08"

So CNN broke it first that Obama has chosen Senator Joe Biden of Delaware to complete the battle at hand. Biden comes as a seasoned vet to the game having over 30 years of experience in Washington and a near perfect track record that complements Obama's near perfect performance in Washington. Biden is also the chair of the Senate foreign relations committee and will definitely bring the McCain camp to its knees on the issue of Obama's inexperience in foreign relations, having been instrumental in the peace talks between Israel and Egypt. I am personally proud to have Biden on the ticket, He isnt Hillary but this is definitely my dream ticket. YES WE CAN!!!!!!

AWW-shiTT SUPPORTS: ROSEANNES BLOG!!!

Hands down one of the best TV moms ever assembled, I love Roseanne and all her fuckery. Even though I love Claire Huxtable too, clearly Roseanne was the anti Claire. Catch her on her blog Below is a clip of her getting high on the show.