YESSSSSSSSS YOU TRASHBOX!!!

THIS IS AN ODE TO THE WOMAN WHO PISSES IN WALMART PARKING LOTS

THOUGH WE NEVER MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART
WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THAT VERY FIRST FART
I CLING TO YOUR PICTURE FROM TIME TO TIME
SEEING YOUR BARE ASS IN THE PARKING LOT MAKES ME CHIME
WITH ALL THE GOODNESS AND ALL THE GLEE
OH YOU PALE FACED TREASURE I LOVE TO SEE YOU PEA

YOU CHUNKY MUNKY: P.O.W EDITION

This buxom beauty was caught in a Walmart near you....well hopefully not but she has the teets that rival even those of our girl ReRe the body AkA Aretha Franklin. ugggh I be she needs a prying bar to get out of her hammock in the morning and a got slop down with the pigs before leaving her shack by the road side. And yall said big foot aint real......you shittin me!!!

MY NEW FETISH...NICKIE MINAJ

So yall know that once I become a fan of anyone I become a groupie...well not really in all cases but yeah in this case. Nicki Minaj...ahhhhhhh where do we start, this girl is fresh and exactly what hip hop needs in a world of auto tune, ghost writers, fake rappers and bum actors. She is such a freakin beast with her ShiTT and is always an animated lunatic on the Mic...dont believe me? check her Mic below




Nicki on BET Monday....lol check out the girl in the audience with the natural hair...lol she look like she about to ShiTT a brick lol

WHY WON'T YALL LET WHITNEY BE GREAT

Just when you thought she was done feeling like a nickle bag and a 8 dollar bill Whitney brings you more of her furry faced goodness...("Bitch you know you see her")with her latest instyle magazine spread. This is great for her..seems like the first cover she's been on since she was found running from the po-po in her pajamas down campbellton covered up in her bed covers. OH JOY!!

To Nippy I Say -YOU CAN DO IT!!!- ENJOY THIS LIL CLIP FROM THE A-S VAULT

AMERIE IS BACK!!!!

Everyone who knows me knows that their are two females in the game that Im a groupie for and its Amerie and Solange, Beyorki's lil sis. This is her video from "Heardem All Say", and her Album will be out November 3rd imma be first in line to cop dat

DONT KILL LIL MAN LIKE DAT!!!

FUCK THE VMA'S MY FAVORITE MOMENT FROM THE SHOW WAS ACTUALLY A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE WITH A SIMPLE INSERT FROM MY BLOGGING IDOL FRESHALINA OVER AT CRUNK & DISORDERLY LAWD EVERYTIME I SEE THAT PICTURE IT JUST EBCOMES FUNNIER AND FUNNIER. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: THIS WAS A FREEZE FRAME FROM THE ENDING OF THE VMA'S WHEN JAY-Z AND A KEYS PERFORMED THEIR NEWYORK ANTHEM AND LIL BOW WOW-----OOPS LIL MAMA CAME RACING OUT ON THE STAGE TO STRIKE A HIGH CLASS KLENONG DEATH STARE POSE FOR THE MASSES. PLEASE KNOW THAT BOW WOW WILL NOT FOOL ME WITH THIS FUCKERY!! I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW THATS YOU IN DRAG SHAD MOSS!!!! DONT FRONT WE GOT YOUR NUMBER OVER HERE AT AWW-ShiTT BUDDY BOY OR GIRL OR MUTATION OF ANOTHER CREATION.....DAMN LIL MAMA, I USE TO LOVE HER NOW EVERYTIME I SEE HERE LIL FACE I WANNA SLAP THE COW BOY PISS OUTTA HER..SMH

FEEL THIS CHILDREN!!!!!!

IM GETTIN WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO MANY TANG-TASTIC VIBES FROM THIS YOUTUBE CLIP THAT MAKES ME FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE BUT ITS FINE FUCKERY AT ITS BEST WITH A TYLER PERRY FEVER FILLED CHURCHIN GOOD TIME INTERTWINED.