Solange Knowles - Sandcastle Disco (DJ Escape & Tony Collucio Club mix by Jorge &VJ Tarkan
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
AWW-SHIT REMEMBERS:
TISHA CAMPBELL'S FAILED ATTEMPT AT THE INDUSTRY
ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN.......ATTEMPT FAILED
BATTLE OF THE BROADS VERSION 7.8
BEYONKI VS JANET
So......... according to the National Inquirer Beyonce "the dazzling ball of hair" Knowles is about to catch a serious beat down from Janet Jackson. According to the source over at the inquirer Beyonki suggested that the Jackson's are lower class. Heres how they scooped it
"The former Destiny’s Child singer said in a recent interview, “I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jackson's. We were never used to bail our parents out of situations"
WOW....Sweet Jesus I hope Bey dont catch a beat down and force baby Daniel back into hs former ways of thuggin it out...yall know his motto.."Shankin is a habbit, dont fu*k wit Aunty Bey"
STAMP OF A TRAMP
COLD SORE? YEAH BI&%H YOU WISH.
So this lovely pic of Paris Hilton was shot a couple days ago while the worlds resident whore took time out of her busy peen sucking schedule to drop by Australia to do a little shopping. If I were her I would dress up that Herpes scar. Its really gettin quite nasty. But look on the bright side it blends well with those battle scarred knees.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
REAL HOUSE HUSBANDS OF L.A?
So on one of my random visits to Necole Bitchie I got a lil tidbit of info that Fox will be starting a new series called "Real House Husbands" of L.A which stars none other then Darryl Bell aka Ron from "A Different World", and Tempestt Bledsoe aka Vanessa form the "Cosby Show", as a "married couple", (all I need is super head and Bobby to appear on that bitch as the crack fiends from Orange County). I've been doing my own research and nothing about them being married pops up, or maybe its just their Z-list swag that makes no one care to post info on them. Anyway my cheetos are calling my name, only the cheetah can cure my crying soul right now.
ANTM'S NIK AND JADE GET WORK!!!
YES IT IS TRUE, TYRA DID NOT SUCCEED THIS TIME IN DESTROYING YOUNG LIVES........below are pics of Americas Next Top Model Semi finalists Nik and Jade from season???? (who cares all that shit is boring anyway, not to mention pretty lame) Anyway the spread is called Unfaithful......... Enjoy
Ohh and by the way I just saw Bri in an Ambi commercial too....then again it was 5am and I was drunk so............yeah
A CURIOUS CASE INDEED
So on Xmas day myself and a few friends went to see the Curious Case of Benjamin Button and I must say that the movie was really good. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a lot of Oscar nods this year because it was actually an excellent film which broke away from this years lackluster performances and album trends. Although 2008 wasn't so great of a year in music or movies this one definitely sets itself apart.
Teraji P. Henson is one of the characters in the movie who surprised the heck out of me because she actually stole the show, putting on a great performance as Benjamins adopted mother. (She loved that ugly little boy with everything she had....lol) but for real Im not one to do free advertising but this movie is a must see, although the end is quite creepy and once you see it you will know exactly what I'm referring to.
...AS IF YOU COULD!!!
Will the Fuckery never end? Ya Girl or Boy Ci has come out with a remix to Beyonce's "Diva", as if the song wasn't already something that should be put back into the trash can... listen with caution
WARNING: CIARA'S SINGING MIXED WITH BEYONCE'S TERRIBLE WRITING MAY INDUCE SEIZURES NAUSEA CONSTIPATION AND CROTCH CRAMPS...LISTENER BEWARE
Saturday, December 27, 2008
F&@k XMAS!!!
ALL i WANTED FOR XMAS WAS TO SEE ARETHA DROP DOWN LOW AND SWEEP THE FLOOR WIT THOSE TITTAY BALLS BUT DID THAT HAPPEN??? NOOOOO. THEN ON TOP OF THAT XMAS KILLED EARTHA KITT. I GUESS THIS PIC OF RE RE TWO STATES WILL SEND ME TO BED CALM TONIGHT
MERRY XMAS PEEPS IM THROUGH
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
MERRY TITS-MAS
AMY ON A BEACH...DANIELLE LLOYD IN FRONT A TREE....Merry Xmas to me!!!
So Danielle Lloyd (former Miss Britain) and the brittish bombshell??? Amy whine house strut their Tittay Balls straight to your eyes this Xmas. I have love in my eye sockets thanks to a slight retard and a coke head. My stocking is now filled with care...ring the bell Xmas is HERE!!!
EPIC FAIL!
A DIVA IS NOT THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER...THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER IS A HOOKER!!!
Beyonce the dancing ball of hair we have all grown to love or hate has released her 3rd video from her album I Am....Sasha Diva Fierce, The video is to her single DIVA (click it to view it) Its funny how Beyonce has damn near stolen every recent video idea she has had from some other videos including stuff she thoughTT people wouldn't catch up on. ATTENTION BEYONCE::: YOU ARE NOT THAT DEEP!!! This time her thievery hails from that old Tina Turner movie Madd Max and the Super Dome. Her creativity is as astonishing as the talent of the window lickers on the short yellow bus.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
FIRE SIDE CHAT WITH COMMON; UMC ALBUM REVIEW
So for all my faithful you know Im not good at Album reviews because I have a problem with unpaid promotion but Commons new release UMC UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL is guaranteed to be an instant classic that I will rep to the death of it. With songs like "gladiator" and "Changes" which pays homage to president elect Barack Obama, Common has masterfully entered the realm of GREATEST OF ALL TIME. For those of you who only enjoy the ever prevalent ring tone rap or "simple minded ass clap music", this album would not hold true to your low standards and/or poor taste in what you have been tricked into believe is music. (Please dont forget this is my SHITT, I say what I want) This album gives the starving conscience rap listener the brain food that only those of the likes of Common can feed them. Stepping above the title of a rapper Common is a true Emcee and will be outdone by no other which is why this Album is the HOTTNESS SO GO CHECK IT OUT
Thanx Lady C for putting me up on this
ARE THOSE FEET???
THE EPIC TIMES OF A TRADGE VADGE
Lady Ga Ga.....(who is she?...hell if I know) was perfoming somewhere where apparently talent means nothing when she took this epic photo op of a fully dressed human sliding from out of her vagina. My guess is she paused from lip synching and actually sucked this unknown person back into her vaginal cavity and there it remains until her species takes over the world.
A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
WUDDUP YALL, SORRY IVE BEEN M.I.A. BUT BEING A SENIOR AT GSU IS HARD AND TRYING AT TIMES. I REALLY HAVENT HAD THE TIME TO WORK ON THE SITE BECAUSE IVE BEEN FOCUSING ON MY ACADEMICS BUT IM BACK NOW.......ALTHOUGH I CANT PROMISE THAT I WILL BE CONSISTENT BECAUSE SCHOOL STARTS BACK IN JANUARY BUT I HAVE DONE SOME POSTS BELOW AND CHANGED THE SITES LAYOUT WELCOME BACK TO AWW-SHIT ITS GONNA BE CRAZIER THEN EVER!!!!
NERVOUSLY YOURS J~REAL
WHY MUST I CRY..............
Finally some programming on Nick Jr. that will give kids a leg up.....(literally)
PIG OUT POUND PUPPY
TALES FROM THE DOG POUND
So Teyana Taylor had what looks to be a damned good time at Russels annual holiday party then traded this tittay ball revealing dress for her usual bushy hair, flannel shirt and trucker boots, for her 18th Bday party. As much smack as I talk about the queen of the pound she is a friend indeed..(in my head) oh an sha-quila in the background got that "um hmm im up in this bitch right here" look ...classic ladies...classic
GIRL YOU SO DEEP
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BELLS JINGLED?
Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly caught wind of all this "deep thought A la super head" in her blog she tries to get mad deep and prophetic and shit take a look
In December
by Karrine Steffans
December 12, 2008, 11:51 am
There is calm and a real sense of direction and I am saticfied.
As the rest of the world scuttles around looking for that perfect gift for that perfect person, I have already found that gift. I have already found that person.
Something wonderful happens when one comes into her own, when she knows who she is and what she wants and deserves out of life. And suddenly, there is this silence as if the rest of the world does not exist. Then, one day, she realizes that notion is not hyperbolical but is, in actuality, actual.
In my life, the rest of the world does not exist since I have created one of my own; a world filled with love, inner peace, patience and understanding. There are times when I have been loud, obnoxious, unhinged and clawing out of desperation. There was a time when I had to put-on for a desired result. Well, now, I no longer desire that result and have found strength in the silence.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
SUCKER PUNCH CIT-TAY
POPPA DONT PREACH!!!
So allgedly Kelli Osbourne had a doozy of a time with her home depot skills because her publicist is reporting that she had a nasty encounter with a cabinet. She allegedly put up a cabinet herself and the whole thing came crashing down on her which put a gash in her head and blackened her eye????(yeah uh huh, right)
My question is why didn't she do this project the good old American way and hire Alejandro and his chicos from the home depot parking lot like the rest of us hard working Americans. I will say this now and I will say this only once. NEVER BE AFRAID TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHULO!!!
AWW-ShiTT FUG FACE OF THE DAY
KAY McCONAUGHEY MATTHEW'S MOM
I love the sight of Gritty Botox, Rotting Dentures, & Flat stack tittay's in the morning
Sunday, August 24, 2008
AWW-SHIT *EXCLUSIVE* FUG FACE OF THE DAY
Anna Pastuszwska, The tazed bride hit up DListed for the story
Saturday, August 23, 2008
THESE BOOTIES ARE MADE...FOR THE TRASH!!
So this is some model named Monika and she is rocking booties and they are a mess. SKEET OR DELETE.............I CHOOSE DELETE in all the name that is holy. These remind me of camel feet to match her wicked camel toe!! Pun De' Trash Mun.....pun de trash
"OBiden 08"
So CNN broke it first that Obama has chosen Senator Joe Biden of Delaware to complete the battle at hand. Biden comes as a seasoned vet to the game having over 30 years of experience in Washington and a near perfect track record that complements Obama's near perfect performance in Washington. Biden is also the chair of the Senate foreign relations committee and will definitely bring the McCain camp to its knees on the issue of Obama's inexperience in foreign relations, having been instrumental in the peace talks between Israel and Egypt. I am personally proud to have Biden on the ticket, He isnt Hillary but this is definitely my dream ticket. YES WE CAN!!!!!!
Monday, August 18, 2008
AWW-shiTT SUPPORTS: ROSEANNES BLOG!!!
Hands down one of the best TV moms ever assembled, I love Roseanne and all her fuckery. Even though I love Claire Huxtable too, clearly Roseanne was the anti Claire. Catch her on her blog Below is a clip of her getting high on the show.
YA'LL HO#S AINT RUNNIN ISH BUT YALL MOUTH
My man 21 year-old Usain Bolt won Jamaica’s first ever Olympic Gold medal as well as breaking the World Record in the 100 meters sprint
Bolt won the 100 meters in a time, 9.69 seconds, that broke his 11-week-old world record of 9.72 His rivals were clearly on vacation because they were no where in sight. Richard Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago ran a personal-best 9.89 and was farther from first than any Olympic silver medalist since 1984. Walter Dix of the United States was third in a personal-best 9.91, and Churandy Martina was fourth in a Netherlands Antilles-record 9.93.
Any way you slice it I guess the old saying is true If you weren't first you aint sh$t playboy now take that to the bank and cash it. I love black folks (especially Jamaicans) like Sophia Luzz Hapro, and buttered beans.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
CAN YOU SPOT THE TRANNY?????
FELLAS YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE DISTURBED BECAUSE IT WASNT THE RED HEADED WHITE CHICK ITS ISIS........LOL
AD-NAUSEUM
AMY SO PRITTY!!
I look forward to the day when Amy Whine house does what no other crack addict has done before, pull out a rock and pipe it up on stage. Whitney damn sure aint have the balls to do it and I need to feed this en satiable hunger of mine to see crack heads go wild in public places (truly on of lifes greatest joys) I want her to do like Halle Berry did in Jungle Fever and just bust out "CRACK HOE!!! EAT ME MOTHER FUCKER, EAT ME!!!"
THE; IMMA BEAT DAT ASS WHEN WE GET HOME LOOK
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DOMESTIC ABUSE
So Beyonki and Joe (the camel) were spotted thursday night leaving dinner in NY, looking rather frustrated. I wonder if it was from the paparazzi, the abortion, or just because Jay told her she was gonna get it Anna May Bullock style at home later. Then again I doubt if he hits her because Mama Tina the voodoo queen is known for putting roots on people creole style. All it takes is one lock of camel hair from his back and its all over for Jay. You wonder why Matthew been with Tina all these years? No its not because of her sally coin purse, it because of that box of roots.
AWW-SHIT *EXCLUSIVE* FUG FACE OF THE DAY
DEBBIE PHELPS AKA MICHEAL PHELPS BIRTH CANAL
in the immortal words of the miss cleo guy "BITCH YOU AINT RIGHT"
GIRL YOU WORK SO HARD....
So this is Solanges newest video to her hit single sand castle disco and I'm really feelin this right now she is surely the anti-Beyonce, who wouldve thought that the anti-Bey would be kid sister. this is def some Venus and Serena shit
Thursday, August 14, 2008
NEW MUSE-IC FROM ALGEBRA
Im really feeling Algebra right now her style is really bananas and her album "purpose is definitly worth having. I think Ima stop being so cheap and actually go buy this one instead of rippin the limewire version. its all apart of my "feel great in 08" campaign, FEED A STARVING ARTIST, because ya'll know child support only gets you about two cans of tuna, a pack of grape kool aide and a loose Newport.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS :COCAINE USE
WELL NOT REALLY....
I'M SUCH AN EIGHTIES BABY I AM INCLINED TO LOVE ALL THINGS 80'S.
I AINT NO PUNTA I KEEPS MY PANTIES CLEAN
I WAS WATCHING CROOKLYN THIS WEEKEND AND FELL OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PART....YES THAT IS RUPAUL AND A PUERTO RICAN MAN..LOL
GIRL YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PANTIES ON!!
Blender magazine resently sat down with Solange in anticipation of her up coming album scheduled to drop anytime now, this is what she had to say;
…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.
Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?”
What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.
You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”
Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.
How about videotaped yourself having sex?
Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.
How would you characterize your taste in sex.
A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.
UNLEASH THE BEAST
Stand in solidarity for the death of team chunk.......Raven only you can prevent forest fires....or mass starvation in 3rd world countries. Here Raven was spotted singing at the opening of a Taco Bell drive thru....no really I have no idea where she was but the verdict is in and she looks a__________
Why must I cry out my tiny left eye?
PENIS POWER!!!
Sunday night ball fights.....
So allegedly on Sunday night in China this dapper young man decided that the bench holes were his perfect match
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
THE OBAMAS COVER PEOPLE
***GO TEAM OBAMA***
So this weeks issue of People Magazine offers a rare look into the life of the Obama family. Barack, Malia, Sasha, and Michelle are all smiles and look really good. Finally the magazine who boasts how they are about people aka white people are adding some much needed fresh color to the mix. This serves as a rare highlight of IMPORTANT PEOPLE, not some random story about a white Hollywood couple who no one really gives to rats asses about. GO TEAM OBAMA!!!!.
HIT OR MISS???
While visiting my friend in the head, "Fresh" over at Crunk & Disorderly I found this fuckery. This is a rare photo of Sherri the M&M muncher Sheppard and her Son playing on a swing set. Straight 1980's Sears catolog swag goin on here. I blame the PCJ Just for me curl.
***NEW MUSIC*** JAZMIN SULLIVAN LIONS, TIGERS, BEARS
So I have to admit I did sleep on Jazmin at first but I must say that this young raw talented beauty is definitely some one to watch out for. I like this song and I love the concept, so check it out kid.Her new Album "Fearless", will hit the stores September 16th So check for her.
GETTEM GURL BATTLE OF THE BROADS V5.0
So I know Im a lil late because I been on the job chase but I couldnt let this one just slip away because Omarosa tried to play my BFF Wendy. (Insert ghetto girl named shaquantasia ((OH NO SHE DIDNT)), Yeah she did....but its ok because Wendy couldnt say all that she wanted on live TV but..... she did get her A$$ by saying thanks for coming on MY SHOW..lol We will see how this battle plays out or will it just Fizzle like the other two we have posted over here at Aww-ShiTT
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
FLASH BACK JOINT OF THE DAY
***THAS MY ShiTT THAS MY ShiTT***
WHEN i FOUND THIS VIDEO i WENT BONKERS BECAUSE VITA WAS SUCHA RAW TALENT THAT GOT SHOT DOWN (NO SHE'S NOT DEAD) WAYYY BEFORE HER TIME. SHE WAS EXACTLY WUT THE WORLD OF FEMALE MC'S NEEDED
CONDALINGUS RICE LOVES OBAMA
***EVEN IF ITS JUST A LITTLE BIT***
So Condaleeza Rice aka Condi the cooch queen, appeared on CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer (Gosh I love that show)this week and was asked a question about the Obama candidacy and this is what she had to say.
WOLF:
Now, you grew up in the segregated South. You know what racism is in our country. The fact that Barack Obama is now the Democratic presidential nominee,what does that say to you?
RICE:
I think it’s great. And I think it’s great for our country.
J~Real:
Yeah umm-hmm ok sure why not????
Next she will do a magic trick that involves the half eaten flesh of an Afghan woman, a basketball and a pair of dock martin's. Dont want to miss that!!!
EBT NIGGATRY
Dear Rocsi,
You and I have been together for two years and in that time we’ve become family. But sometimes we foolishly take family for granted and sometimes with family we take it too far. So let me say my dearest Rocsilla, I took it too far that Friday with my comment and I hope that you will forgive me. You are one of the most beautiful, talented and ambitious people I know and even the idea that I may have hurt you with my teasing has made me sad. From the bottom of my heart I hope that I will never ever ever hurt you again. It’s just not the same. A strong man needs a strong woman, so Rocsi please continue to be my rock. I have to take some time off from the show now but I hope to see you soon.
Love Terrence
Yes the above is a letter that Terrence "ALLEGEDLY", wrote Rocsi, that Mario read on yesterdays show (106&fart), the letter was an attempt to make up for the fiasco that unfolded a week or two back when Rocsi walked off the stage for Terrence making inappropriate jokes towards Rocsi. However if you want the real scoop NeCole Bitchie has it, so hit the clip THE REAL DIRT FROM NECOLE
GIRL YOU SO INVENTIVE
***Solange THE ANTI-BEYONKI***
Ok so while "tipping" over to late boots I happened to come across the Homie Solange's new album cover. Yeah kid Sister doin it B.I.G for the 08 and will be releasing her much anticipated sophomore album, (yes she did have a freshmen album & yeah it was wack)on August 26th. If you haven't checked some of her tracks out do so ASAP this one will def be a guaranteed hit.
R.I.P Estelle Getty
TO THIS I PULL OUT A SLICE OF CHEESE CAKE AND SIT AT THE KITCHEN TABLE,
***THIS I DO IN REMEMBRANCE OF OUR FALLIN GOLDEN GIRL.***
So I just got wind that Etelle Getty who played Sophia From the hit 80's-90's show the Golden Girls passed away yesterday in her L.A. Home at the age of 84, from Lewy Body Dementia. You will be missed Homes R.I.P
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
PIG PEN PROPPER
ASHANTI "Code name Piggy" is back at it again with her new video "Good Good" with a cameo from her partner in hog slop Nelly aKa Shucky Duck....Enjoy???
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
THE BRAVE ONES
***NO HATE HERE***
So the August issue of Rap Up magazine has 3 of my new favorite artists on the cover which is entitled "The Brave Ones". I say its about Dang time that these ladies get their respect they went from rags to riches in 0-6 so you know they must be killing the game on some properness. Solange aka No Longer Kid Sister is def stepping her game up with her new Album set to release next month with tracks like "I decided" and "Sandcastle Disco". Teyana is set to drop???? well I will get back on that one and Keri Hilson....wait, who is she again??? J/K is building up steam and ready to drop at any moment rippin it apart with her new hit "Energy".
Enjoy these ladies videos express courtesy of YouTube Productions
Solange "I decided"
Keri Hilson "Energy"
Teyana Taylor "Google Me"
ROCSI MIGHT BE KARATE CHOPPED
So its no Secret that Rocsi from EBT's 106 & Fart walked off stage last week after her and co host Terrance got into it. So I visited my good friend in the head Angel over at Concrete Loop and allegedly they got a tip that Rocsi is on definite leave for up to 3 weeks and Her and Terrance both mey be in the food stamp line soon. The tipster even said that Rocis was on the block for a minute, they just been tryna find a way to karate Chop her ass and I guess this was it???
Heres what the Concrete Loop Tipster had to say,
"Rocsi has been put on indefinite leave for her stunt last week. If you didn’t know she walked off the stage on Friday after Terrence continued to harass her. She will not be making any appearances on the stage for the next 2-3 Weeks. And rumor is around here that they plan on replacing both of them by the end of the year..
FOOD STAMP FRESH
Um???? Its not the Chink Store "4 for $250.00" jean sets, Its not the "Raz B Lookin boi" face on Spektacular, it aint even the rented car they cant afford in the background, or that drunk kid leaning on the wheel lookin like he got caught lickin windows on the short bus. My My My what can it be??? Oh yes I know!! Its all that fruity pie jumpin out the car in the back their. A lil too much zest for me. I can but I wont.
GIRL YOU SO CLASSY
The new and improved B/J Banger Barbie
So my friend in the head Michael K over at Dlisted.com posted this beautiful new Barbie by Mattel. I'm not sure if its real or not but its the Barbie every teen slut especially JamieLynn Spears has officially been waiting for. I have a cousin who collects dolls I guess I will wait for her to buy it so I can steal it and hold it hostage for some food stamps and a carton of New Port 100's. I wonder what the next Ken's new features will be??? or will they just make more "Sisters" for the train tramp Barbie. Y'all know those damn dolls aint sisters. They illegitimate children of Hooker Barbie. I always said that damn doll aint right, wit her hoe ass.
***BARBIES A WHORE!!!...TAKE THAT MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD WITH VALUES***
Monday, July 14, 2008
COOTY CAM PROPER
***Aww-ShiTT loves Perez Hilton***
So the pics above are of the Disney Channel star Miley Cyrus, from the Disney Show Hannah Montana. Perez got ahold of them and turned them into the masterpieces you now have above. I do mean things to pics but I didn't do that.
***J~Real's Side notes*** Moms keep your kids away from the Disney channel, they will spontaneously tranform into TMobile sidekick whore's...I mean look at what they did to Minnie Mouse
CHEESE AND CRACKERS BATMAN
Word on the curb is that the walking Herp in a skirt is getting her own TV show.
In a last ditch effort to save humanity from any form of intelligence Nicole Richie will turn her awe full book "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show.
Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on some roles for the show,
***Here's what she told them***
"I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now."
Yeah neglecting your child and avoiding solid foods must be a cumbersome task....GIRL STOP.. So I read a little of this fuckery and honestly I'm sure she didnt write this. She probably locked some old nun down in her leather dungeon and sat her at the desk that she uses to display her Dildos and Gag Hangers, and told her "write Bitch, Write, or else the Lord will be your Sheppard once I turn your skin into a sheep quilt!!!"
Check out a review of the book here at PopMatters
Dont Do BADU
***SHE WILL SLAP THE PICKLED EGGS OUTTA YOU***
So amongst a firestorm of negative blog-traversy that happened last week, that apparently I had no clue happened, Erykah Badu lashed back at bloggers who criticized her for allegedly being pregnant yet again with her third child out of wed lock with her ??young?? protege artist Jay Electronica. Badu had this to say to haters on the okayplayer a message board.
***Heres a snippet of what she had to say to the HATERS.....
peace,
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE QUEENDOM
...AND MY CHILDREN AND MY INTELLIGENCE.
I've never been so disgusted in all of my life .
there is no other place i used to enjoy more .
i post no where else .
you guys have taken an all time low , tho.
I'LL STATE MY PEACE
i am a great mother and care giver to my 2 children and to this world .
my children are 2 of the kindest and happiest people i have met.
I home schooled them and taught them the ways of good to the best of my ability.
i am their doctor and their nurse .
and even sometimes their mother and their father.
i am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character.
the fathers of my children are my brothers and friends .
we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will.
WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN TO NO END.
we took our own "vows" and CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THEM.
AND THAT IS WHAT THAT IS .
If i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then
FUCK OFF... WHO NEEDS YOU ....CERTAINLY NOT ME ... KICK ROCKS ... CALL TYRONE ... PACK LIGHT .... BITE ME
geeeez...
i had to say something
i am so sad for parents who try , today guys
enough is enuf.
dont judge to quickly , OKAY PLAYER?
i know you are having fun , but what if it were you and your children?
my son is 10 .
my daughter, 4 .
peace
ANALOGUE GIRL
and if this post is not clear
kiss my placenta.
***SHE TOLD YALL***
PLEASE SAVE THE CHILDREN
Please say it aint so. Did some African actually get so desperate that they gave up their child to Nay Nay for a 2 piece and a biscuit? Please say it aint so? Oh great, it aint really so. Actually the evil Baroness aka Naomi Campbell took a weekend trip to scour the plains of Africa in search of the mortal souls of African children to feast on before her winter hybernation in her cave on the English Country side. Well not exactly, Naomi, on her never ending quest to prove to the world that she still has at least an ounce of humanity left, visited a children's hospital in Nigeria this weekend where she donated some toys. *and stole orphan blood*..j/k
**She told reporters**
“I’m not a bad person. When people say all these negative things about me, I ignore them. Let them be negative - but do that away from me. It hurts but I know there is much more good in the world."
J~Reals Side Note: Batch Pleaze...nothing hurts the Dragon Lady...Be very "AFRAID"
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