JUST WHEN SOLANGE BOOSTS THE KNOWLES CREDIBILITY....

BEYONKI STRIKES AND LANDS A DEADLY BLOW.... SO ACCORDING TO A RECENT INTERVIEW IN RAP UP MAGAZINE CHRISETTE MICHELLE CLAIMS THAT BEY-LO-LO STOLE THE CREDITS FOR THE SONG "EGO" AND PUT HER OWN NAME ON THE PRODUCERS LIST AS IF SHE ACTUALLY WROTE OR ARRANGED IT HERSELF....HMMM SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR *COUGH,IRREPLACEABLE*,ACCORDING TO CHRISETTE SHE PASSED ON THE SONG THAT WAS SLID HER WAY TO BE RECORDED ON HER NEW ALBUM "EPIPHANY", WHICH IS HOT. SHE CLAIMS THAT BEY-WEAVEY DIDNT GIVE HER ANY PROPS FOR THE VENTURE. EVEN IF SHE DIDNT GIVE CHRISETTE PROPS IT STILL MEANS THAT BEY-NASTY DIDNT WRITE THE SONG HERSELF AND ACTUALLY HAD THE NERVE TO PUT HER NAME AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS ALONG WITH THE REAL ONES, ELVIS WILLIAMS AND HAROLD LILLY, VISIT MY GIRL FRESH OVER AT CRUNK AND DISORDERLY FOR MORE

GRAND SEIZURES

PATTI LaBELLE KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL HAVING A SEIZURE ON STAGE...SKIP TO 3:50
thanx LC

HIT OR MISS???

While visiting my friend in the head, "Fresh" over at Crunk & Disorderly I found this fuckery. This is a rare photo of Sherri the M&M muncher Sheppard and her Son playing on a swing set. Straight 1980's Sears catolog swag goin on here. I blame the PCJ Just for me curl.

***STYLIN ON U HOES*** pix left on the coke table

So the jumbled Pics above are of the Smiths at the "Hancock" premiere in LA
Jada: lovely Green classic floor length dress
Will: Amazing checkered suit with a simple black tie
Diddy and Son: (face covered---on purpose)Who cares?
Jaden: Stylin on you hoes with the slick wave curls and blue hounds tooth Freekum suit
Lisa Raye: Well her fce got cut off by accident....sorry but her dress and shoes..yeah

If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle....

...PEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE YOUR TEENAGED SEAT" thanx mngmnt.

So the Verdict is in... just like the sasquatch, Dracula, Beetle juice and Kirk Franklin's heterosexuality. The R Kelly piss case was all lies. The jury found Mr Kelly "clean" of all charges stemming from a case where he pissed.....sorry.... allegedly pissed on a girl who is now 23 years old who was reportedly 15/16 when this apparent tape was made. The verdict came down to the witness not wanting to testicle ....oops...I mean testify against The Pied Piper of R&B, and a mole that was not on the man in the video's back, that is mysteriously present on Kelly's. Well lets just add this up now shall we.. You have a man in his mid forties who tinkles on twelve year olds for fun and is aging mercilessly by the day. How could a mole just suddenly appear on his back after 6 years?? Riddle me that Fatman.

In the immortal words of New York 'Bitch you are out of it!!!"