DONT KILL LIL MAN LIKE DAT!!!

FUCK THE VMA'S MY FAVORITE MOMENT FROM THE SHOW WAS ACTUALLY A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE WITH A SIMPLE INSERT FROM MY BLOGGING IDOL FRESHALINA OVER AT CRUNK & DISORDERLY LAWD EVERYTIME I SEE THAT PICTURE IT JUST EBCOMES FUNNIER AND FUNNIER. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: THIS WAS A FREEZE FRAME FROM THE ENDING OF THE VMA'S WHEN JAY-Z AND A KEYS PERFORMED THEIR NEWYORK ANTHEM AND LIL BOW WOW-----OOPS LIL MAMA CAME RACING OUT ON THE STAGE TO STRIKE A HIGH CLASS KLENONG DEATH STARE POSE FOR THE MASSES. PLEASE KNOW THAT BOW WOW WILL NOT FOOL ME WITH THIS FUCKERY!! I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW THATS YOU IN DRAG SHAD MOSS!!!! DONT FRONT WE GOT YOUR NUMBER OVER HERE AT AWW-ShiTT BUDDY BOY OR GIRL OR MUTATION OF ANOTHER CREATION.....DAMN LIL MAMA, I USE TO LOVE HER NOW EVERYTIME I SEE HERE LIL FACE I WANNA SLAP THE COW BOY PISS OUTTA HER..SMH

AWW-SHIT *EXCLUSIVE* FUG FACE OF THE DAY

Anna Pastuszwska, The tazed bride hit up DListed for the story

THESE BOOTIES ARE MADE...FOR THE TRASH!!

So this is some model named Monika and she is rocking booties and they are a mess. SKEET OR DELETE.............I CHOOSE DELETE in all the name that is holy. These remind me of camel feet to match her wicked camel toe!! Pun De' Trash Mun.....pun de trash

I AINT NO PUNTA I KEEPS MY PANTIES CLEAN

I WAS WATCHING CROOKLYN THIS WEEKEND AND FELL OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PART....YES THAT IS RUPAUL AND A PUERTO RICAN MAN..LOL

UNLEASH THE BEAST

Stand in solidarity for the death of team chunk.......Raven only you can prevent forest fires....or mass starvation in 3rd world countries. Here Raven was spotted singing at the opening of a Taco Bell drive thru....no really I have no idea where she was but the verdict is in and she looks a__________

Why must I cry out my tiny left eye?

PENIS POWER!!!

Sunday night ball fights.....

So allegedly on Sunday night in China this dapper young man decided that the bench holes were his perfect match

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

HIT OR MISS???

While visiting my friend in the head, "Fresh" over at Crunk & Disorderly I found this fuckery. This is a rare photo of Sherri the M&M muncher Sheppard and her Son playing on a swing set. Straight 1980's Sears catolog swag goin on here. I blame the PCJ Just for me curl.

EBT NIGGATRY

Dear Rocsi,

You and I have been together for two years and in that time we’ve become family. But sometimes we foolishly take family for granted and sometimes with family we take it too far. So let me say my dearest Rocsilla, I took it too far that Friday with my comment and I hope that you will forgive me. You are one of the most beautiful, talented and ambitious people I know and even the idea that I may have hurt you with my teasing has made me sad. From the bottom of my heart I hope that I will never ever ever hurt you again. It’s just not the same. A strong man needs a strong woman, so Rocsi please continue to be my rock. I have to take some time off from the show now but I hope to see you soon.

Love Terrence

Yes the above is a letter that Terrence "ALLEGEDLY", wrote Rocsi, that Mario read on yesterdays show (106&fart), the letter was an attempt to make up for the fiasco that unfolded a week or two back when Rocsi walked off the stage for Terrence making inappropriate jokes towards Rocsi. However if you want the real scoop NeCole Bitchie has it, so hit the clip THE REAL DIRT FROM NECOLE

Learn Something From This!!!!

Yes Britney you deserve it and many more... F U and Chris Crocker In the immortal words of Ty-Ty the body "I was rooting for you....WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU ...HOW DARE YOU!!!!"

Big ups to chase for the link

Helpa Holy Ghost

Naomi Campbell was hospitalized in Brazil and is being treated by an infectious disease specialist and gynecologist:

So allegedly Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital … to have a small cyst removed. Following the "successful" procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her. The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital’s medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition.”

I know, I know, Im thinkin it too. "Cyst my mothefuckin ass" yall know all those years of her sneakin her country ass down to South America to get some of that jungle lovin is finally catchin up with her ass. I would be in the hospital too if..... you know what let me keep my comments to myself. But somewhere in sombodies Wing and Fry joint Tyra Banks is scarfing down a chilly cheese dog and three trays of tater tots cursing herself over this unsettling news that Naomi actually survived this ordeal. Its ok Tyra we Know you behind this shit. (And if anybody know, you know it be me)