GET DAT ASS ON THE FLO'

SO APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN MISSIN OUT ON THE GOODNESS THAT IS THE AMP'D CELL PHONE COMMERCIALS LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WHERE MC'TITTAYS BRACES FOR THE EPIC FAIL/ STIPPER SHOW.....SMH HOW RUDE OF FLORENTINE TO TRY AND SHAKE HER HAM HOCKS ON THAT LIL UNSUSPECTING POLE!!!

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

FLASHBACK TO FAT BASTARD CIRCA 5 YEARS OLD AND YOU WILL GET LITTLE BACON BOY HERE. CATCH HIS FACE AT 00:32



SO ON A RECENT EPISODE OF WIFE SWAP YOUNG JETHRO FROM THE BACON EATING, CANNED CHEESE DRANKIN FAMILY OF HIS GOT A LIL UPSET BECAUSE THE WIFE FOR THE WEEK (A HEALTH NUT)COMMENCED TO DISPOSING ALL OF THEIR GOODIES, CAKES AND PIES, GOODIES CAKES AND PIES!!!!, LITTLE JETHRO (NOT HIS ACTUAL REAL NAME) GOT UPSET AND LET THE HOUNDS OF HELL LOOSE ON THE POOR LADY, INSULTED HER PAYLESS SHOES AND CLIP CLOPPED OUT THE HOUSE WITH HIS BAG IN TOW. WASNT THAT A GOOD TIME!! BIG UPS TO MY ROOM MATE CHASE OVER AT CHASEOLOGY BLOG FOR PUTTIN ME UP ON THIS HORSE FODDER. CHECK OUT THE TAGS UNDERNEATH