If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle....

...PEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE YOUR TEENAGED SEAT" thanx mngmnt.

So the Verdict is in... just like the sasquatch, Dracula, Beetle juice and Kirk Franklin's heterosexuality. The R Kelly piss case was all lies. The jury found Mr Kelly "clean" of all charges stemming from a case where he pissed.....sorry.... allegedly pissed on a girl who is now 23 years old who was reportedly 15/16 when this apparent tape was made. The verdict came down to the witness not wanting to testicle ....oops...I mean testify against The Pied Piper of R&B, and a mole that was not on the man in the video's back, that is mysteriously present on Kelly's. Well lets just add this up now shall we.. You have a man in his mid forties who tinkles on twelve year olds for fun and is aging mercilessly by the day. How could a mole just suddenly appear on his back after 6 years?? Riddle me that Fatman.

In the immortal words of New York 'Bitch you are out of it!!!"

Give'em that come back Kizzy

OK ME=In love with Kelly Rowland This is her new video clip for "Come Back" and its as hot as she is so check it kids

Yeah Yeah it looks like a knock off version of "naughty girl" but so the fuck what at least she aint in the movie dancing with the booty bandit Usher....oh by the way SuperHead did say that all you ladies wantin some of that Usher Board Tang...you might want to think again because his booty stank. Hmm??? I wonder why? *coughs* Andre Harrell

Check Please!!