If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle....

...PEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE YOUR TEENAGED SEAT" thanx mngmnt.

So the Verdict is in... just like the sasquatch, Dracula, Beetle juice and Kirk Franklin's heterosexuality. The R Kelly piss case was all lies. The jury found Mr Kelly "clean" of all charges stemming from a case where he pissed.....sorry.... allegedly pissed on a girl who is now 23 years old who was reportedly 15/16 when this apparent tape was made. The verdict came down to the witness not wanting to testicle ....oops...I mean testify against The Pied Piper of R&B, and a mole that was not on the man in the video's back, that is mysteriously present on Kelly's. Well lets just add this up now shall we.. You have a man in his mid forties who tinkles on twelve year olds for fun and is aging mercilessly by the day. How could a mole just suddenly appear on his back after 6 years?? Riddle me that Fatman.

In the immortal words of New York 'Bitch you are out of it!!!"