Because I paid all the bills about a month too late

So I just got word that Blu Cantrell just wrapped up a photo spread for playboy ***vomits on every wooden surface in 10 foot radius*** I could just imagine her wonderfully decorated Charlottes Web fish sticks gracing the covers of play boy Garcelle Beauve Style. Oh it makes my heart feel all tantric. I could imagine my great AuntyP commenting on the shoot "oh lawd,aint dat thang about my age, nah dass juss nassy is wut it is. Shame da damn Devuh...SHAME!!...