NOOOOOOO!!! SAY IT AINT SO, "GO HOME ROGER", SO BEYONCE AKA BEYONKI KONG HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEK ACCORDING TO RHYMES WITH SNITCH APPARENTLY ARMANI DECIDED NOT TO RENEW HER CONTRACT FOR THE DIAMONDS PERFUME COMMERCIALS (I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH RAW CREOLE EMOTION BEING BELTED THROUGH TV SCREENS), YALL KNOW THE WINDOW LICKIN KIDS SIT RIGHT UP ON IT, BEYONCE WAS JUST GIVIN A LIL TOO MUCH CREOLE VOODOO THROUGH THE TUBE. THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF BEYAK-YAK GOT BOOTED OUT OF HER PRESIDENTIAL SUITE IN THE UKRAINE BECAUSE A LOCAL POLITICIAN WANTED THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE (TO GANG BANG SOME WHORES AND SNORT COKE OFF THE TOILET STOOLS). POOR BEYON-SAVED, TOO MUCH GOIN ON IN HER LIFE.
THEN TO TOP OFF BEYORKI'S BAD WEEK HER FANS MADE THIS "DISS YOUTUBE CLIP" TO KERI HILSON WHICH I LABEL A #EPICFAIL!!! I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE TWO ShiTT'S ABOUT THE AARDVARK THAT IS MS KERI BAYBAY! BUT COME ON NOW THIS VIDEO IS A TRAGEDY AND EVERYONE IN IT NEEDS TO SLIT THEIR WRISTS FOR BEING SO DAMN UGLY
"I CANT AND WONT!!!"
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
FML BEYONCE EDITION
Friday, July 24, 2009
JUST WHEN SOLANGE BOOSTS THE KNOWLES CREDIBILITY....
BEYONKI STRIKES AND LANDS A DEADLY BLOW.... SO ACCORDING TO A RECENT INTERVIEW IN RAP UP MAGAZINE CHRISETTE MICHELLE CLAIMS THAT BEY-LO-LO STOLE THE CREDITS FOR THE SONG "EGO" AND PUT HER OWN NAME ON THE PRODUCERS LIST AS IF SHE ACTUALLY WROTE OR ARRANGED IT HERSELF....HMMM SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR *COUGH,IRREPLACEABLE*,ACCORDING TO CHRISETTE SHE PASSED ON THE SONG THAT WAS SLID HER WAY TO BE RECORDED ON HER NEW ALBUM "EPIPHANY", WHICH IS HOT. SHE CLAIMS THAT BEY-WEAVEY DIDNT GIVE HER ANY PROPS FOR THE VENTURE. EVEN IF SHE DIDNT GIVE CHRISETTE PROPS IT STILL MEANS THAT BEY-NASTY DIDNT WRITE THE SONG HERSELF AND ACTUALLY HAD THE NERVE TO PUT HER NAME AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS ALONG WITH THE REAL ONES, ELVIS WILLIAMS AND HAROLD LILLY, VISIT MY GIRL FRESH OVER AT CRUNK AND DISORDERLY FOR MORE
Monday, December 29, 2008
BATTLE OF THE BROADS VERSION 7.8
BEYONKI VS JANET
So......... according to the National Inquirer Beyonce "the dazzling ball of hair" Knowles is about to catch a serious beat down from Janet Jackson. According to the source over at the inquirer Beyonki suggested that the Jackson's are lower class. Heres how they scooped it
"The former Destiny’s Child singer said in a recent interview, “I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jackson's. We were never used to bail our parents out of situations"
WOW....Sweet Jesus I hope Bey dont catch a beat down and force baby Daniel back into hs former ways of thuggin it out...yall know his motto.."Shankin is a habbit, dont fu*k wit Aunty Bey"
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
GIRL YOU WORK SO HARD....
So this is Solanges newest video to her hit single sand castle disco and I'm really feelin this right now she is surely the anti-Beyonce, who wouldve thought that the anti-Bey would be kid sister. this is def some Venus and Serena shit
Thursday, August 14, 2008
NEW MUSE-IC FROM ALGEBRA
Im really feeling Algebra right now her style is really bananas and her album "purpose is definitly worth having. I think Ima stop being so cheap and actually go buy this one instead of rippin the limewire version. its all apart of my "feel great in 08" campaign, FEED A STARVING ARTIST, because ya'll know child support only gets you about two cans of tuna, a pack of grape kool aide and a loose Newport.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
GIRL YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PANTIES ON!!
Blender magazine resently sat down with Solange in anticipation of her up coming album scheduled to drop anytime now, this is what she had to say;
…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.
Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?”
What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.
You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”
Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.
How about videotaped yourself having sex?
Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.
How would you characterize your taste in sex.
A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
***NEW MUSIC*** JAZMIN SULLIVAN LIONS, TIGERS, BEARS
So I have to admit I did sleep on Jazmin at first but I must say that this young raw talented beauty is definitely some one to watch out for. I like this song and I love the concept, so check it out kid.Her new Album "Fearless", will hit the stores September 16th So check for her.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
GIRL YOU SO INVENTIVE
***Solange THE ANTI-BEYONKI***
Ok so while "tipping" over to late boots I happened to come across the Homie Solange's new album cover. Yeah kid Sister doin it B.I.G for the 08 and will be releasing her much anticipated sophomore album, (yes she did have a freshmen album & yeah it was wack)on August 26th. If you haven't checked some of her tracks out do so ASAP this one will def be a guaranteed hit.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
GIRL YOU SO CLASSY
The new and improved B/J Banger Barbie
So my friend in the head Michael K over at Dlisted.com posted this beautiful new Barbie by Mattel. I'm not sure if its real or not but its the Barbie every teen slut especially JamieLynn Spears has officially been waiting for. I have a cousin who collects dolls I guess I will wait for her to buy it so I can steal it and hold it hostage for some food stamps and a carton of New Port 100's. I wonder what the next Ken's new features will be??? or will they just make more "Sisters" for the train tramp Barbie. Y'all know those damn dolls aint sisters. They illegitimate children of Hooker Barbie. I always said that damn doll aint right, wit her hoe ass.
***BARBIES A WHORE!!!...TAKE THAT MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD WITH VALUES***
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
***This Time Effie Whites Gonna WIIIN***
IT LEAKED IT LEAKED!!!!! Sweet Manna from my aunty gene's titty balls, It leaked. Beyonki eat your heart out times 5 because this is really wussup. JHud looks killer in this shoot and I stand by the title win I say ***THIS TIME EFFIE WHITES GONNA WIN-AH*** check out IPS over at the feed back.com
Friday, July 4, 2008
POLYGAMY COUTURE
This do in remembrance of Him. Oh lawdy, Aubrey Oday.
So apparently the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, has responded to an overwhelming???? cry for their blessed garments. As if the hair do's weren't enough to kill the world over three times. The clothes that remind me of old Portuguese Bread maid uniforms, are being sold to children around the world
***BLESSED BE THY NAME*** THANK YA!!!!!
(HE-CUMMIN-INAHUNDAI)
One of the polygamites told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does.
HOUSE OF DEREON EAT YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN HEART OUT!!!! WOOO! i'M ENJOYING THIS WAYYYY TOO MUCH
catch their new line of Clothes here at fldsdress.com
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Eye Fodder
So while lookin at one of my homeboys myspace page (no you cant have it....lookin ass) lol I came across this video that he had posted. This shiTT almost made me call up Tina Knowles, yell bitch and hang up. This shit was hilarious hope you enjoy.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
STAR TRAXX
DEAR DIARY WHAT DOES JOE THE CAMEL AND COUSIN IT HAVE IN COMMON? Well for starters people magazine says that they might be officially married. ***** WAIT THIS JUST IN*** It wasnt cousin it and joe the camel it is Beyonki and Jay-Z.... oh my bad well she does look like a dancing ball of yaki#9 and Jay... well...bless your heart.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
WOW
I think Somore said it best First they stabbin hoes on the block then they locked up bitches wit good pussy, now.......THEY PULLIN GATS ON BEYONCE OMG who would have ever thought it possible? I will cherish this couples seconds of youtube clip for the rest of my days it has me shouting profane words in text message slang... OMG WTF TINF PUSSY TMI LMAO DICK LMFAO NNR WOW!!!!!!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Beyonki actually unifies the masses
When your hoe gets out of line, or u see racial tension getting ugly in the streets, or it just pisses u off that u never met a white boy who could dance, just cook up some Beyonki tracks from the back of the CD rack or the trash can and watch the unity unfold before ur eyes
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Brooke come break these heffas up
WAIT A FRIGGIN MINUTE!!!! When did I miss the sloppy grits war of 08?
So apparently while I was caught up in all the glory that is Arethas grandios bossom I missed the whole dis war that was taking place between Aretha and Beyonki.
Mathew Knowles released a statement that had this to say about Arethas Comments about the Tina Turner opening (which keep in mind did not include her)
"As a manager I am not taking something this ridiculous to Beyonce. Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as a 'queen,'" he told CelebTV.com. "Not queen of gospel, queen of soul, queen of blues, Queen of England. I consider my wife a queen and sometimes call her that. Does Aretha have a problem with that?"
This statement made after Aretha said:
"I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce," Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. "However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy." in response to Beyonki's taudry performance.
I dont know what the KHBC (Knowles Head Bussa Click) is up to but all I know is somethin in the milk aint clean. I think these heffas startin trouble at the grammys for sport now but little do they know Aretha can bust down any wall like the kool aide man, yall know she started that shit anyway. And she will also go to the streets with her cuzzin from the hot comb kitchen, Brook Valentine.....U know how Brook roll "u can go get your cousins and nem just remember I got some of dem"
word on the street is Aretha gonna do a "many men" on that ass and the KHBC will get shut the hell down case closed. Beyonki you betta listen to Aretha "You better think!! think, think about wut ya tryna do to me... FREEDOM!!! FREEDOM!!! OOOH FREEDOM!!! (I love that part)
