Showing posts with label Dereon aint got shit on this. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dereon aint got shit on this. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

FML BEYONCE EDITION


NOOOOOOO!!! SAY IT AINT SO, "GO HOME ROGER", SO BEYONCE AKA BEYONKI KONG HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEK ACCORDING TO RHYMES WITH SNITCH APPARENTLY ARMANI DECIDED NOT TO RENEW HER CONTRACT FOR THE DIAMONDS PERFUME COMMERCIALS (I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH RAW CREOLE EMOTION BEING BELTED THROUGH TV SCREENS), YALL KNOW THE WINDOW LICKIN KIDS SIT RIGHT UP ON IT, BEYONCE WAS JUST GIVIN A LIL TOO MUCH CREOLE VOODOO THROUGH THE TUBE. THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF BEYAK-YAK GOT BOOTED OUT OF HER PRESIDENTIAL SUITE IN THE UKRAINE BECAUSE A LOCAL POLITICIAN WANTED THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE (TO GANG BANG SOME WHORES AND SNORT COKE OFF THE TOILET STOOLS). POOR BEYON-SAVED, TOO MUCH GOIN ON IN HER LIFE.
THEN TO TOP OFF BEYORKI'S BAD WEEK HER FANS MADE THIS "DISS YOUTUBE CLIP" TO KERI HILSON WHICH I LABEL A #EPICFAIL!!! I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE TWO ShiTT'S ABOUT THE AARDVARK THAT IS MS KERI BAYBAY! BUT COME ON NOW THIS VIDEO IS A TRAGEDY AND EVERYONE IN IT NEEDS TO SLIT THEIR WRISTS FOR BEING SO DAMN UGLY

"I CANT AND WONT!!!"

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

DESTINED FOR STARDOM

A CLIP OF JAZMINE SULLIVAN AT THE AGE OF 11 SINGING "HOME" FROM THE WIZ....
BEYONKI AND THE HOUSE OF DARE-TO-TRY-IT-ON AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS



G.O.O.D S.H..I.T

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

YOU BETTA GETCHU A PIECE HOE!!!

Tis confirmed, I just got my acceptance letter for hell with this one. Check out that HAND, ARM coordination

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I CANNOT AND WILL NOT


COMMENTS? THOUGHTS? CONCERNS?, ABOUT CIARA'S NEW SINGLE COVER......And please tell me why does she keep dropping all this god awefull singles.....that shit sounds like the background music for mut porn

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HOT OR NOT?

Solange Knowles - Sandcastle Disco (DJ Escape & Tony Collucio Club mix by Jorge &VJ Tarkan





Sunday, December 28, 2008

...AS IF YOU COULD!!!



Will the Fuckery never end? Ya Girl or Boy Ci has come out with a remix to Beyonce's "Diva", as if the song wasn't already something that should be put back into the trash can... listen with caution

WARNING: CIARA'S SINGING MIXED WITH BEYONCE'S TERRIBLE WRITING MAY INDUCE SEIZURES NAUSEA CONSTIPATION AND CROTCH CRAMPS...LISTENER BEWARE



Sunday, August 17, 2008

CAN YOU SPOT THE TRANNY?????



FELLAS YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE DISTURBED BECAUSE IT WASNT THE RED HEADED WHITE CHICK ITS ISIS........LOL

Friday, July 4, 2008

POLYGAMY COUTURE




This do in remembrance of Him. Oh lawdy, Aubrey Oday.

So apparently the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, has responded to an overwhelming???? cry for their blessed garments. As if the hair do's weren't enough to kill the world over three times. The clothes that remind me of old Portuguese Bread maid uniforms, are being sold to children around the world

***BLESSED BE THY NAME*** THANK YA!!!!!

(HE-CUMMIN-INAHUNDAI)


One of the polygamites told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does.

HOUSE OF DEREON EAT YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN HEART OUT!!!! WOOO! i'M ENJOYING THIS WAYYYY TOO MUCH

catch their new line of Clothes here at fldsdress.com