WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN IM TRULY AN AMBER ROSE FAN AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHO KNOWS MY SHAMEFUL SECRETS, BECAUSE I KNOW YALL STILL FART UNDER THE COVERS AND TAKE A SMELL (DUTCH OVENING YOURSELF "HOW DREADFUL") ANYWAY WHILE VISITING COMPLEX TO LOOK AT SOME OTHER SHIT I FOUND THIS AND WAS QUITE IMPRESSED. AMBER IS DEF OUT THE ORDINARY AND STUNTS ON U HOES PROPERLY. I GIVE THIS 4 LEE PRESS ON NAILS OUT OF 5 FOR YOU HOOD RATS
Showing posts with label girl you so different. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl you so different. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
AMBER ROSE KNOWS
Sunday, December 28, 2008
...AS IF YOU COULD!!!
Will the Fuckery never end? Ya Girl or Boy Ci has come out with a remix to Beyonce's "Diva", as if the song wasn't already something that should be put back into the trash can... listen with caution
WARNING: CIARA'S SINGING MIXED WITH BEYONCE'S TERRIBLE WRITING MAY INDUCE SEIZURES NAUSEA CONSTIPATION AND CROTCH CRAMPS...LISTENER BEWARE
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
EPIC FAIL!
A DIVA IS NOT THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER...THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER IS A HOOKER!!!
Beyonce the dancing ball of hair we have all grown to love or hate has released her 3rd video from her album I Am....Sasha Diva Fierce, The video is to her single DIVA (click it to view it) Its funny how Beyonce has damn near stolen every recent video idea she has had from some other videos including stuff she thoughTT people wouldn't catch up on. ATTENTION BEYONCE::: YOU ARE NOT THAT DEEP!!! This time her thievery hails from that old Tina Turner movie Madd Max and the Super Dome. Her creativity is as astonishing as the talent of the window lickers on the short yellow bus.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
SUCKER PUNCH CIT-TAY
POPPA DONT PREACH!!!
So allgedly Kelli Osbourne had a doozy of a time with her home depot skills because her publicist is reporting that she had a nasty encounter with a cabinet. She allegedly put up a cabinet herself and the whole thing came crashing down on her which put a gash in her head and blackened her eye????(yeah uh huh, right)
My question is why didn't she do this project the good old American way and hire Alejandro and his chicos from the home depot parking lot like the rest of us hard working Americans. I will say this now and I will say this only once. NEVER BE AFRAID TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHULO!!!
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
GIRL YOU WORK SO HARD....
So this is Solanges newest video to her hit single sand castle disco and I'm really feelin this right now she is surely the anti-Beyonce, who wouldve thought that the anti-Bey would be kid sister. this is def some Venus and Serena shit
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
GIRL YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PANTIES ON!!
Blender magazine resently sat down with Solange in anticipation of her up coming album scheduled to drop anytime now, this is what she had to say;
…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.
Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?”
What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.
You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”
Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.
How about videotaped yourself having sex?
Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.
How would you characterize your taste in sex.
A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
GIRL YOU SO INVENTIVE
***Solange THE ANTI-BEYONKI***
Ok so while "tipping" over to late boots I happened to come across the Homie Solange's new album cover. Yeah kid Sister doin it B.I.G for the 08 and will be releasing her much anticipated sophomore album, (yes she did have a freshmen album & yeah it was wack)on August 26th. If you haven't checked some of her tracks out do so ASAP this one will def be a guaranteed hit.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
PIG PEN PROPPER
ASHANTI "Code name Piggy" is back at it again with her new video "Good Good" with a cameo from her partner in hog slop Nelly aKa Shucky Duck....Enjoy???
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
GIRL YOU SO CLASSY
The new and improved B/J Banger Barbie
So my friend in the head Michael K over at Dlisted.com posted this beautiful new Barbie by Mattel. I'm not sure if its real or not but its the Barbie every teen slut especially JamieLynn Spears has officially been waiting for. I have a cousin who collects dolls I guess I will wait for her to buy it so I can steal it and hold it hostage for some food stamps and a carton of New Port 100's. I wonder what the next Ken's new features will be??? or will they just make more "Sisters" for the train tramp Barbie. Y'all know those damn dolls aint sisters. They illegitimate children of Hooker Barbie. I always said that damn doll aint right, wit her hoe ass.
***BARBIES A WHORE!!!...TAKE THAT MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD WITH VALUES***
Monday, July 14, 2008
PLEASE SAVE THE CHILDREN
Please say it aint so. Did some African actually get so desperate that they gave up their child to Nay Nay for a 2 piece and a biscuit? Please say it aint so? Oh great, it aint really so. Actually the evil Baroness aka Naomi Campbell took a weekend trip to scour the plains of Africa in search of the mortal souls of African children to feast on before her winter hybernation in her cave on the English Country side. Well not exactly, Naomi, on her never ending quest to prove to the world that she still has at least an ounce of humanity left, visited a children's hospital in Nigeria this weekend where she donated some toys. *and stole orphan blood*..j/k
**She told reporters**
“I’m not a bad person. When people say all these negative things about me, I ignore them. Let them be negative - but do that away from me. It hurts but I know there is much more good in the world."
J~Reals Side Note: Batch Pleaze...nothing hurts the Dragon Lady...Be very "AFRAID"
Happy Bday Kim
***A Round OF NIP SLIPS ON THE HOUSE***
Heres Kim and Young Joc Celebrating her birthday with what appears to be a guest appearance from Titty ball Jr. I love Kim and all her Tit-tastic glory NewYork please take notes. Heres another near Nip Slip for you bust lusters. Or is that a surgical scar? I bet I could jump in one of theose sand bags and slide to the left slide to the right...then cha-cha slide. 
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