IF DUMMIES COULD FLY

YOUTUBE WOULD BE THE AIRPORT........ENJOY

THE PERFECT BREAK UP

NOOOOOO NOT BLAAAAAKE!!!!



Yeah blake aint havin that shit no more....while Amy was down in the Carribean gettin her Mary's bloodied by Josh Bowman Blake was up there in the mean streets of London slangin jang-a-lang so he could pay for a divorce.

Amy was quoted as saying "I don't need drugs Josh is my new addiction", to that I say "GIT GIT GIT IT!!!!!"

Here's a pic of Amy and Josh even though I smell some elements of tang with that "hand on hip" action he got goin on here. Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly would be so proud....

GIRL YOU SO INVENTIVE

***Solange THE ANTI-BEYONKI***


Ok so while "tipping" over to late boots I happened to come across the Homie Solange's new album cover. Yeah kid Sister doin it B.I.G for the 08 and will be releasing her much anticipated sophomore album, (yes she did have a freshmen album & yeah it was wack)on August 26th. If you haven't checked some of her tracks out do so ASAP this one will def be a guaranteed hit.

CHEESE AND CRACKERS BATMAN

Word on the curb is that the walking Herp in a skirt is getting her own TV show.

In a last ditch effort to save humanity from any form of intelligence Nicole Richie will turn her awe full book "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show.

Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on some roles for the show,

***Here's what she told them***

"I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now."

Yeah neglecting your child and avoiding solid foods must be a cumbersome task....GIRL STOP.. So I read a little of this fuckery and honestly I'm sure she didnt write this. She probably locked some old nun down in her leather dungeon and sat her at the desk that she uses to display her Dildos and Gag Hangers, and told her "write Bitch, Write, or else the Lord will be your Sheppard once I turn your skin into a sheep quilt!!!"

Check out a review of the book here at PopMatters

BEYON-STANK EAT UR HEART OUT!!!

Ring the Alarm!!!!!!!!!!! Because Rihanna is a 10 with this one. I will admit she doesnt have the Beyon-stank vocals but she damn sure is clearly setting herself ahead of her pimps wife with this outfit...Bless it