ITS LIKE IM "VALKING" ON SUNSHYNE!!!

Yes my dear you are "valking" on something but sunshine aint quite it. What Allison needs to do is meet our friendly neighborhood crack star Propecia. *Sigh* the fun ould never end. I can imagine Propecia pimpin allison in the Garnett Greyhound bus terminal to Junkies, Hookers, and Whores for the low-low price of a fifth of crack rock and bottle of malt liquor

IF DUMMIES COULD FLY

YOUTUBE WOULD BE THE AIRPORT........ENJOY

STAMP OF A TRAMP

COLD SORE? YEAH BI&%H YOU WISH.
So this lovely pic of Paris Hilton was shot a couple days ago while the worlds resident whore took time out of her busy peen sucking schedule to drop by Australia to do a little shopping. If I were her I would dress up that Herpes scar. Its really gettin quite nasty. But look on the bright side it blends well with those battle scarred knees.

Maybe Not Really

So OK magazine got the full scoop on NewYork and her gal pal Tailor Made. According to Tailor Made he couldn't deal with NewYorks lifestyle of partying and HollyWood schmoozing and things so now NY is rolling solo. ~~~Yeah ok so in rat ferry kingdom news, the rat princess executed her half cousin for stealing a pound of cheese....Now thats better news then NewYork and Tailor Made's tawdry affairs.

***STYLIN ON U HOES*** Andre Leon Talley Can't Buy Thongs

The NewYork Post Reports that the world was touched by an angel when your favorite Sister/Mister was thwarted (YESSSSS-J-real), before he was allowed to buy Calvin Klein Thongs

*** just threw up in my mouth a little***

Here is the article:

ANDRE Leon Talley had a tough time buying underpants recently. The 6-foot-8 Vogue editor at large was in Macy's picking out XXL Calvin Klein thongs, but was thwarted when he tried to open a store credit- card account, our spy said. "He was denied and had trouble paying for it and had to come back . . . it was a big fiasco," the source said. Vogue spokes man Patrick O'Connell con firmed Talley was in Macy's, but insisted he was buying Polo boxers - not thongs. He declined to discuss the credit flap.

Shake your d airier in dem Dereons???

I believe Tina Knowles is behind this fuckery. So the baby shoe makers called Heelarius are making a new line of baby heels that are completely crib safe and padded completely on the inside to ensure your little star of today will be the next stipper named Tit-tanic of tomorrow.
Boom boom room for babies? I have no comment. Maybe if Beyonce keeps her next baby (oops) then maybe it will be spotted rocking a pair of these while bustin it creole style at the kiddie disco. Available in sizes 0-6 for your little hooker of tomorrow. Enjoy!!

Why Blacks will always be taken lightly

In the immortal words of Amy WineHouse "What kind of fuckery is this"