BEARY GOOD

So while visting my friend in the head Micheal K over at DListed.com I came across some disturbing pics of mini me...These pics of Verne Troyer aka Mini Me will definitely make plushy fetish freaks think twice about wanting to have sex with random people in bear costumes. The Big Brother Brit cast had to all dress up in Bear costumes and suck eggs from between Jennifer Love Hewits tittay balls...sike j/k but is it that impossible? really?

STAMP OF A TRAMP

COLD SORE? YEAH BI&%H YOU WISH.
So this lovely pic of Paris Hilton was shot a couple days ago while the worlds resident whore took time out of her busy peen sucking schedule to drop by Australia to do a little shopping. If I were her I would dress up that Herpes scar. Its really gettin quite nasty. But look on the bright side it blends well with those battle scarred knees.

Magazine Mayhem

***MONCHI-CHI ALERT***


So allegedly this was supposed to be last months cover of Essence but it got scrapped because.....MonCHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!! sorry I have a newly discovered disease called typing tawrettes. Actually I have no idea why it was scrapped but chances are it was more then likely pulled because Tameka had issues scheduling her Vasectomy around the shoot and wouldn't be there to do her Klengnong death stare at any woman who looked at her young gold mind...oops...husband. Didn't ya'll hear that loud thump last week? It wasn't thunder or anything natural, it was Tamekas balls hittin the floor when she found out she wasn't on the cover with mole man and MonChi-Chi jr. Reason enough for it to be scrapped. Who cares about Usher and their little darling off spring. We want more photos of the first man to give birth, Tameka Foster, not that fake man made man who was once a woman. Science should definitely study Tameka because she got that good homie.



***GRANDMA SWAG***




So this months issue of O.K. aka Hell no... features a very elderly looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby...(who cares what the babies name is), looking like the Meth addict waitress who serves up the good stuff at the waffle house on Howell Mill. Don't hat ya'll know you wanna bask in the glory that is the Spears family. I mean look at what they have to be proud of. They have two daughters who obviously kick back packs of Lucky Lights like they Flintstones chew ables, at the trailer ranch. while taking blood oaths to never be any kind of role model to little girls who start taking an interest in their lives. Shame it all to hell.....shame.

Eye Fodder

So while lookin at one of my homeboys myspace page (no you cant have it....lookin ass) lol I came across this video that he had posted. This shiTT almost made me call up Tina Knowles, yell bitch and hang up. This shit was hilarious hope you enjoy.

I do not like Green Eggs and Hoes I Do not like them Flav I Am

Wow this ish has to be fattening......these are two of the new faces from Flava of Love Season 3......If you didnt guess by now these two beautiful? thangs are twins named ~THING 1 AND THING 2~ (insert Dr. Suess joke here)......

When will these lil heffa's ever learn that real love comes from "A pimp named slick back" at the corner of Hustler and whore, not Flav.



Speaking of him here is a lil photo op of the Don of love and no it aint Don King yall.....

ITS YA BOI FLAV!!! AkA foofy foofy