KILLIN YOU HOES!!!

GETCHU A PIECE HOE!!!! YALL KNOW DIANE AMOS AKA "THE PINESOL LADY" BE GIVING YALL THE BIDNESS, LOOK AT HER SPARKLING EYES, HERE LEMONY FRESH YAKI #9, HER TITTAY BALLS SITTIN ALL PLUMP AND READY FOR ACTION.......SWEET CHRISTMAS ON A RITZ CRACKER I'M CELEBRATING THE MOMENTS OF MY LIFE.. big ups to the Kid another one of my Friends in the head over at The Fury

PARIS THINKS HER NIPPLES ARE COOL

So Paris was spotted out in London flashing her bald midgets or dwarfs in this case, all while still managing to be as irrelevant as always. In a recent interview with People magazine Paris actually claims to have an ounce of sense.....(NO WAY!!!!)

On her hit show the simple life Paris was quoted as saying the following:

For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."

I still see no reason why she has to put those mangeled orangutan tittays on display........shame

BEARY GOOD

So while visting my friend in the head Micheal K over at DListed.com I came across some disturbing pics of mini me...These pics of Verne Troyer aka Mini Me will definitely make plushy fetish freaks think twice about wanting to have sex with random people in bear costumes. The Big Brother Brit cast had to all dress up in Bear costumes and suck eggs from between Jennifer Love Hewits tittay balls...sike j/k but is it that impossible? really?

Adventures from Animal Farm

***Ducky & Miss Piggy are loose yet again***

So Nelly AKA shucky duck, Ashanti code name Miss Piggy and Akon aka Mr Piss on you Jr. were all on on deck for Nelly’s new video for his song “Body On Me”, which can also be heard on Ashanti's album "Declaration of the Hopeless".Sike the real title of that cat scratch disaster is "The Declaration". The video was shot by Benny Boom at the Red Rock Casino Resort in Vegas. My guess is to cut costs on the set Benny paid for some stuff by gettin a lil Pig head-ed "if you know wut I mean", Keep'em cummin Ashanti, Keep'em cummin.

I Declare War!!!

So I have seen many people ask the question "What is it that Ashanti wants to declare?" ...
Well kids I guess its the declaration of a swagger jacker at best. The hair, the dress, the kankles are all old school Beyonce via the Destiny's Child chitlin circuit..back in the day when Mama Tina was making her clothes from that cheap fabric you can only find in the back of Walmart. I really have pity for Ashanti, after all of this time I find out.....your lyrics are almost the SAME!!!!! Ashanti Ashanti.. your looks are laughable and your career even more so. I want you to take a long hard look at what you have done to the game, then I want you to go and apologize for this madness you and Irv Gotti-eat-a-sandwhich created.

Wutcha Know Wutcha Know 'bout Saaphyri??

All this Ghetto Tang was enough to make me melt down in my seat. I think I holla'd out the windows,bust down doors and, licked the window of a Bus for about 5 minutes after watching this plug for Saaphyri's lip chap.......and if you guessin like I am "oh hell yeah she decked that hoe at the end"...keepem coming Saaphyri!!!! That reminds me...when is the next flavor of love Charm school going to air because these hoes this season made me quit....they just was doing too much, showing panty pudding to kids and serving up raw pork chops, and Thing1 and Thing2??.....nuff said