PARIS THINKS HER NIPPLES ARE COOL

So Paris was spotted out in London flashing her bald midgets or dwarfs in this case, all while still managing to be as irrelevant as always. In a recent interview with People magazine Paris actually claims to have an ounce of sense.....(NO WAY!!!!)

On her hit show the simple life Paris was quoted as saying the following:

For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."

I still see no reason why she has to put those mangeled orangutan tittays on display........shame