Adventures from Animal Farm

***Ducky & Miss Piggy are loose yet again***

So Nelly AKA shucky duck, Ashanti code name Miss Piggy and Akon aka Mr Piss on you Jr. were all on on deck for Nelly’s new video for his song “Body On Me”, which can also be heard on Ashanti's album "Declaration of the Hopeless".Sike the real title of that cat scratch disaster is "The Declaration". The video was shot by Benny Boom at the Red Rock Casino Resort in Vegas. My guess is to cut costs on the set Benny paid for some stuff by gettin a lil Pig head-ed "if you know wut I mean", Keep'em cummin Ashanti, Keep'em cummin.

Tila made Gay Marriage possible!!!!

So apparently the cold sore queen Tila Tequila saved gay marriage. In a recent interview she reportedly said:

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Hmmm? Now does this mean that contracting gonarhea in the eye will also become legalized because they do it quite well on her show as well . Or how about vaginal warts? Will Tila be the next woman riding on a horse professing her love for valtrex when she has unexpected, red, irratating skin rashes? Tune in next time with your favorite Bi-Sexual Asian sensation Tila Tequila....Girl you so different.