Magazine Mayhem

***MONCHI-CHI ALERT***


So allegedly this was supposed to be last months cover of Essence but it got scrapped because.....MonCHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!! sorry I have a newly discovered disease called typing tawrettes. Actually I have no idea why it was scrapped but chances are it was more then likely pulled because Tameka had issues scheduling her Vasectomy around the shoot and wouldn't be there to do her Klengnong death stare at any woman who looked at her young gold mind...oops...husband. Didn't ya'll hear that loud thump last week? It wasn't thunder or anything natural, it was Tamekas balls hittin the floor when she found out she wasn't on the cover with mole man and MonChi-Chi jr. Reason enough for it to be scrapped. Who cares about Usher and their little darling off spring. We want more photos of the first man to give birth, Tameka Foster, not that fake man made man who was once a woman. Science should definitely study Tameka because she got that good homie.



***GRANDMA SWAG***




So this months issue of O.K. aka Hell no... features a very elderly looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby...(who cares what the babies name is), looking like the Meth addict waitress who serves up the good stuff at the waffle house on Howell Mill. Don't hat ya'll know you wanna bask in the glory that is the Spears family. I mean look at what they have to be proud of. They have two daughters who obviously kick back packs of Lucky Lights like they Flintstones chew ables, at the trailer ranch. while taking blood oaths to never be any kind of role model to little girls who start taking an interest in their lives. Shame it all to hell.....shame.

STAR TRAXX

DEAR DIARY WHAT DOES JOE THE CAMEL AND COUSIN IT HAVE IN COMMON? Well for starters people magazine says that they might be officially married. ***** WAIT THIS JUST IN*** It wasnt cousin it and joe the camel it is Beyonki and Jay-Z.... oh my bad well she does look like a dancing ball of yaki#9 and Jay... well...bless your heart.

Troll Alert!!!!

I mean I know they say all babies are cute but WTF.....OMFG....... TLT (these little trolls) are well thas all imma say.

Us Weekly or rather "Them weekly" added the 1 y/o Offspring of Sean-Kim to their babies of the year list