Letter From the Editor

SORRY FOLKS ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT I ASCENDED ON A MAGICAL QUEST TO SIGMA LAND (SHAMELESS BLU--PHI), WHILE COMPLETING MY DEGREE. TOOK MY SLOW TIME AFTER GRADUATION WITH THE SITE BUT IM BACK, SORRY I KEPT YOU *NERD!!!* LOL SIT BACK AND ENJOY.

SUCKER PUNCH CIT-TAY

POPPA DONT PREACH!!!

So allgedly Kelli Osbourne had a doozy of a time with her home depot skills because her publicist is reporting that she had a nasty encounter with a cabinet. She allegedly put up a cabinet herself and the whole thing came crashing down on her which put a gash in her head and blackened her eye????(yeah uh huh, right)

My question is why didn't she do this project the good old American way and hire Alejandro and his chicos from the home depot parking lot like the rest of us hard working Americans. I will say this now and I will say this only once. NEVER BE AFRAID TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHULO!!!

B*TCH PUH-LEEZAH!!!

So in lue of Naomi's recent plea of guilty to assaulting two officers, a flight attendant, her maid, her lawyer, 3 Jehovah's witnesses, The Harlem Boys Choir, and her Asian Toe Technician PaDing Fong, Nelson Mandela recently declined to invite Naomi Campbell to his 90th birthday extravaganza in London. She was able to come to the dinner that was thrown on his behalf but was taken off the list of presenters who would introduce music artists to the general public at the birthday celebration. Mandela also allowed her to do a line of coke off his belly but that was about it. ~Disregard the last line~ *very not true* All the coke that Naomi does has nothing to do with or is no where near the Honorable Nelson Mandela

Is this even legal

People magazine got the scoop on the sad tirade that is Eddie Murphy's sham marriage to Tracey Edmunds

The couple wed on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia in front of 25 friends and family on Tuesday, a spokesman has confirmed to People.com.

Murphy, 46, wore a cream suit and vest with an off-white handkerchief while Edmonds, 40, walked barefoot down the aisle to Gladys Knight's "Makings of You."
The couple -- who have been dating since Autumn 2006 -- wed under a gazebo on a special man-made beach constructed of 6,000 shells.

After the ceremony, Edmonds gave each of her bridesmaids gold and diamond earrings while Murphy gave his groomsmen designer watches. [source]

Oh and please remember that Johnie Gill is the best man and we need not say what he got from Eddie.....you be the critic