Showing posts with label battle of the broads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label battle of the broads. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2008

BATTLE OF THE BROADS VERSION 7.8

BEYONKI VS JANET



So......... according to the National Inquirer Beyonce "the dazzling ball of hair" Knowles is about to catch a serious beat down from Janet Jackson. According to the source over at the inquirer Beyonki suggested that the Jackson's are lower class. Heres how they scooped it

"The former Destiny’s Child singer said in a recent interview, “I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jackson's. We were never used to bail our parents out of situations"

WOW....Sweet Jesus I hope Bey dont catch a beat down and force baby Daniel back into hs former ways of thuggin it out...yall know his motto.."Shankin is a habbit, dont fu*k wit Aunty Bey"

Thursday, July 24, 2008

GETTEM GURL BATTLE OF THE BROADS V5.0





So I know Im a lil late because I been on the job chase but I couldnt let this one just slip away because Omarosa tried to play my BFF Wendy. (Insert ghetto girl named shaquantasia ((OH NO SHE DIDNT)), Yeah she did....but its ok because Wendy couldnt say all that she wanted on live TV but..... she did get her A$$ by saying thanks for coming on MY SHOW..lol We will see how this battle plays out or will it just Fizzle like the other two we have posted over here at Aww-ShiTT

Friday, July 4, 2008

AWW-SHITT BATTLE OF THE BROADS 3.0 WAIT, WHAT? OMARION ~vs~BOW WOW?




O.K so now Bow Wow taking jabs at Omarion? I thought that..... Never mind. I can but I wont. So in case you missed it in this Remix to "lookin Boy" Bow Wow spits venom at his..Boo/ ooh I meant "Boy" Omarion sayin "Ol tight pants, Omarion lookin boy" then he goes on to say "Im sayin young guy I didnt know me and you was goin to be goin at each other, I just did it for the fun but you know, you made a Ni&&uh wanna go have some fun wit dat thang" **J-REAL** "have fun wit dat thang???", sayin that to a dude? Sounds pretty -MO- to me.

~huh?~ I'm still confused. Well wuteva the show goes on I cant wait to hear wut Omarion comes back with. If they get on some "secrets from the bed room spilled" type shit I will not partake in it. Well maybe a little but....Aww-ShiTT you know imma be all in like Willona on Goodtimes.

THAT WAS QUITE A SHOW..VERY ENTERTAINING





Venus and Serena Williams won in straight sets Thursday to set up their third all-sister Wimbledon final and seventh Grand Slam championship matchup.

Defending champion and four-time winner Venus beat Elena Dementieva 6-1, 7-6 (3), then two-time champ Serena overcame two rain delays and served 14 aces to down China’s Zheng Jie 6-2, 7-6 (5).

It will be the first all-Williams final at any tournament since 2003, when Serena beat her older sister in the Wimbledon title match for the second year in a row.

Serena holds an 8-7 career edge over Venus, including 5-1 in Grand Slam finals. Since Venus won the U.S. Open in 2001, Serena has won five straight of their major finals.

“She’s a tough opponent,” Serena said. “I think she’ll be the toughest person I’ve played. I’m excited.”

Said Venus: “It’s every Williams for themself.”

~~~~~~~~Associated Press~~~~~~~~


~All I ask for this years show down is that Serena learns how to put an outftt together and look like a woman for the afterparties and ShiTT. She did a good job last yearafter she beat her sister but you know how Kid Sister do.~ J-REAL

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Beef is when a Bitch titties lookin like they sleep!!!!!

Aww-shit Battle of the Broads Trina Vs Khia edition