YESSSSSSSSS YOU TRASHBOX!!!

THIS IS AN ODE TO THE WOMAN WHO PISSES IN WALMART PARKING LOTS

THOUGH WE NEVER MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART
WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THAT VERY FIRST FART
I CLING TO YOUR PICTURE FROM TIME TO TIME
SEEING YOUR BARE ASS IN THE PARKING LOT MAKES ME CHIME
WITH ALL THE GOODNESS AND ALL THE GLEE
OH YOU PALE FACED TREASURE I LOVE TO SEE YOU PEA

THE; IMMA BEAT DAT ASS WHEN WE GET HOME LOOK

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DOMESTIC ABUSE

So Beyonki and Joe (the camel) were spotted thursday night leaving dinner in NY, looking rather frustrated. I wonder if it was from the paparazzi, the abortion, or just because Jay told her she was gonna get it Anna May Bullock style at home later. Then again I doubt if he hits her because Mama Tina the voodoo queen is known for putting roots on people creole style. All it takes is one lock of camel hair from his back and its all over for Jay. You wonder why Matthew been with Tina all these years? No its not because of her sally coin purse, it because of that box of roots.