YESSSSSSSSS YOU TRASHBOX!!!

THIS IS AN ODE TO THE WOMAN WHO PISSES IN WALMART PARKING LOTS

THOUGH WE NEVER MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART
WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THAT VERY FIRST FART
I CLING TO YOUR PICTURE FROM TIME TO TIME
SEEING YOUR BARE ASS IN THE PARKING LOT MAKES ME CHIME
WITH ALL THE GOODNESS AND ALL THE GLEE
OH YOU PALE FACED TREASURE I LOVE TO SEE YOU PEA

YOU CHUNKY MUNKY: P.O.W EDITION

This buxom beauty was caught in a Walmart near you....well hopefully not but she has the teets that rival even those of our girl ReRe the body AkA Aretha Franklin. ugggh I be she needs a prying bar to get out of her hammock in the morning and a got slop down with the pigs before leaving her shack by the road side. And yall said big foot aint real......you shittin me!!!