AWW-SHIT REMEMBERS:

TISHA CAMPBELL'S FAILED ATTEMPT AT THE INDUSTRY



ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN.......ATTEMPT FAILED

BATTLE OF THE BROADS VERSION 7.8

BEYONKI VS JANET



So......... according to the National Inquirer Beyonce "the dazzling ball of hair" Knowles is about to catch a serious beat down from Janet Jackson. According to the source over at the inquirer Beyonki suggested that the Jackson's are lower class. Heres how they scooped it

"The former Destiny’s Child singer said in a recent interview, “I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jackson's. We were never used to bail our parents out of situations"

WOW....Sweet Jesus I hope Bey dont catch a beat down and force baby Daniel back into hs former ways of thuggin it out...yall know his motto.."Shankin is a habbit, dont fu*k wit Aunty Bey"

STAMP OF A TRAMP

COLD SORE? YEAH BI&%H YOU WISH.
So this lovely pic of Paris Hilton was shot a couple days ago while the worlds resident whore took time out of her busy peen sucking schedule to drop by Australia to do a little shopping. If I were her I would dress up that Herpes scar. Its really gettin quite nasty. But look on the bright side it blends well with those battle scarred knees.

REAL HOUSE HUSBANDS OF L.A?

So on one of my random visits to Necole Bitchie I got a lil tidbit of info that Fox will be starting a new series called "Real House Husbands" of L.A which stars none other then Darryl Bell aka Ron from "A Different World", and Tempestt Bledsoe aka Vanessa form the "Cosby Show", as a "married couple", (all I need is super head and Bobby to appear on that bitch as the crack fiends from Orange County). I've been doing my own research and nothing about them being married pops up, or maybe its just their Z-list swag that makes no one care to post info on them. Anyway my cheetos are calling my name, only the cheetah can cure my crying soul right now.

ANTM'S NIK AND JADE GET WORK!!!

YES IT IS TRUE, TYRA DID NOT SUCCEED THIS TIME IN DESTROYING YOUNG LIVES........below are pics of Americas Next Top Model Semi finalists Nik and Jade from season???? (who cares all that shit is boring anyway, not to mention pretty lame) Anyway the spread is called Unfaithful......... Enjoy

Ohh and by the way I just saw Bri in an Ambi commercial too....then again it was 5am and I was drunk so............yeah

A CURIOUS CASE INDEED

So on Xmas day myself and a few friends went to see the Curious Case of Benjamin Button and I must say that the movie was really good. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a lot of Oscar nods this year because it was actually an excellent film which broke away from this years lackluster performances and album trends. Although 2008 wasn't so great of a year in music or movies this one definitely sets itself apart.




Teraji P. Henson is one of the characters in the movie who surprised the heck out of me because she actually stole the show, putting on a great performance as Benjamins adopted mother. (She loved that ugly little boy with everything she had....lol) but for real Im not one to do free advertising but this movie is a must see, although the end is quite creepy and once you see it you will know exactly what I'm referring to.

...AS IF YOU COULD!!!

Will the Fuckery never end? Ya Girl or Boy Ci has come out with a remix to Beyonce's "Diva", as if the song wasn't already something that should be put back into the trash can... listen with caution

WARNING: CIARA'S SINGING MIXED WITH BEYONCE'S TERRIBLE WRITING MAY INDUCE SEIZURES NAUSEA CONSTIPATION AND CROTCH CRAMPS...LISTENER BEWARE