IF IDIOTS COULD FLY

***YOUTUBE WOULD BE THE AIRPORT***



I just sat down to watch some random video from a chick who sent me a text message about her new video which by the way was WACK, Im not sayin no names but anyway, I saw this on the sidebar and was curious to see what the hell it was. Curiosity killed this cat today.

This fine dandy is Mr Pregnant and peep this he has his own website, What a trash!

EBT Might Need a NEW 106 & Park Host

So word on the curb is Rocsi from EBT's 106 & Park walked off the set because she was tired of Terrance's jokes. Check the clip below.





I for one never liked either one of them especially Terrance clown ass, and really wouldnt mind having AJ & Free back but hey thas just me.

***I call it EBT not BET...because its the foodstamp network***

Adventures from Animal Farm

***Ducky & Miss Piggy are loose yet again***

So Nelly AKA shucky duck, Ashanti code name Miss Piggy and Akon aka Mr Piss on you Jr. were all on on deck for Nelly’s new video for his song “Body On Me”, which can also be heard on Ashanti's album "Declaration of the Hopeless".Sike the real title of that cat scratch disaster is "The Declaration". The video was shot by Benny Boom at the Red Rock Casino Resort in Vegas. My guess is to cut costs on the set Benny paid for some stuff by gettin a lil Pig head-ed "if you know wut I mean", Keep'em cummin Ashanti, Keep'em cummin.

Maybe Not Really

So OK magazine got the full scoop on NewYork and her gal pal Tailor Made. According to Tailor Made he couldn't deal with NewYorks lifestyle of partying and HollyWood schmoozing and things so now NY is rolling solo. ~~~Yeah ok so in rat ferry kingdom news, the rat princess executed her half cousin for stealing a pound of cheese....Now thats better news then NewYork and Tailor Made's tawdry affairs.

***This Time Effie Whites Gonna WIIIN***

IT LEAKED IT LEAKED!!!!! Sweet Manna from my aunty gene's titty balls, It leaked. Beyonki eat your heart out times 5 because this is really wussup. JHud looks killer in this shoot and I stand by the title win I say ***THIS TIME EFFIE WHITES GONNA WIN-AH*** check out IPS over at the feed back.com

Midget PORN on Deck

So Georgina Dickinson from the magazine News of the world
got an exclusive interview from the hot chick??? Renae (22) who is a ?? *slut for hire??, about the sex life of her and 39 year old actor Verne Troyer who is about 2ft 8inches. I love it when regular sized people ride miniature ponies, its truely the creators vision ....here are clips from the interview with my commentary intertwined.
By;Georgina Dickinson

SEX with 2ft8ins Austin Powers Mini-Me star Verne Troyer was always going to be a tall order for 5ft6ins lover Ranae Shrider.

Brunette Ranae admitted: "I never imagined one day I'd date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.

"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.

(NO ShiTT??)-J~Real

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

***This Bitch Almost Killed Mini Me***

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in.

"But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him.

Magazine Mayhem

***MONCHI-CHI ALERT***


So allegedly this was supposed to be last months cover of Essence but it got scrapped because.....MonCHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!! sorry I have a newly discovered disease called typing tawrettes. Actually I have no idea why it was scrapped but chances are it was more then likely pulled because Tameka had issues scheduling her Vasectomy around the shoot and wouldn't be there to do her Klengnong death stare at any woman who looked at her young gold mind...oops...husband. Didn't ya'll hear that loud thump last week? It wasn't thunder or anything natural, it was Tamekas balls hittin the floor when she found out she wasn't on the cover with mole man and MonChi-Chi jr. Reason enough for it to be scrapped. Who cares about Usher and their little darling off spring. We want more photos of the first man to give birth, Tameka Foster, not that fake man made man who was once a woman. Science should definitely study Tameka because she got that good homie.



***GRANDMA SWAG***




So this months issue of O.K. aka Hell no... features a very elderly looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby...(who cares what the babies name is), looking like the Meth addict waitress who serves up the good stuff at the waffle house on Howell Mill. Don't hat ya'll know you wanna bask in the glory that is the Spears family. I mean look at what they have to be proud of. They have two daughters who obviously kick back packs of Lucky Lights like they Flintstones chew ables, at the trailer ranch. while taking blood oaths to never be any kind of role model to little girls who start taking an interest in their lives. Shame it all to hell.....shame.