***MONCHI-CHI ALERT***
So allegedly this was supposed to be last months cover of Essence but it got scrapped because.....MonCHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!! sorry I have a newly discovered disease called typing tawrettes. Actually I have no idea why it was scrapped but chances are it was more then likely pulled because Tameka had issues scheduling her Vasectomy around the shoot and wouldn't be there to do her Klengnong death stare at any woman who looked at her young gold mind...oops...husband. Didn't ya'll hear that loud thump last week? It wasn't thunder or anything natural, it was Tamekas balls hittin the floor when she found out she wasn't on the cover with mole man and MonChi-Chi jr. Reason enough for it to be scrapped. Who cares about Usher and their little darling off spring. We want more photos of the first man to give birth, Tameka Foster, not that fake man made man who was once a woman. Science should definitely study Tameka because she got that good homie.
***GRANDMA SWAG*** 
So this months issue of O.K. aka Hell no... features a very elderly looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby...(who cares what the babies name is), looking like the Meth addict waitress who serves up the good stuff at the waffle house on Howell Mill. Don't hat ya'll know you wanna bask in the glory that is the Spears family. I mean look at what they have to be proud of. They have two daughters who obviously kick back packs of Lucky Lights like they Flintstones chew ables, at the trailer ranch. while taking blood oaths to never be any kind of role model to little girls who start taking an interest in their lives. Shame it all to hell.....shame.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Magazine Mayhem
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Aww-ShiTT Supports
UP TOWN MAGAZINE
The Story.
So on the 4th I casually stood in line with my homeboys and girl.. at Kroger in College Park when I spotted a magazine with Barack Obama on the cover so of course, being an Obamite I had to peak inside. When I did I found a world of excitement in this overwhelmingly African American Publication. Not only did it highlight the AAA (Affluent African American)community, it also inspired those outside of that community to gain an insight that would make them strive to become apart of this community and even assurance that entrance to this community isn't that hard. This months issue has Barack Obama as its cover guy, and also includes some very interesting stories by Spike Lee who is interviewed, in a no holds barred conversation about his undying support for Barack.
AWW-ShiTT Caption This
In case you don't know this tall bottle of zest, its Dorian the quote un-quote non gay cast member from EBT's College Hill, Atlanta. Since I have banned the EBT channel from my TV screens because of it profound "niggatry" I had to ask my boy Chase over at Chaseology who tipped me off on the photo, just who the hell this person was.
Thanks Chase.
Chaseology.blogspot.com
***STYLIN ON U HOES*** Andre Leon Talley Can't Buy Thongs
The NewYork Post Reports that the world was touched by an angel when your favorite Sister/Mister was thwarted (YESSSSS-J-real), before he was allowed to buy Calvin Klein Thongs
*** just threw up in my mouth a little***
Here is the article:
ANDRE Leon Talley had a tough time buying underpants recently. The 6-foot-8 Vogue editor at large was in Macy's picking out XXL Calvin Klein thongs, but was thwarted when he tried to open a store credit- card account, our spy said. "He was denied and had trouble paying for it and had to come back . . . it was a big fiasco," the source said. Vogue spokes man Patrick O'Connell con firmed Talley was in Macy's, but insisted he was buying Polo boxers - not thongs. He declined to discuss the credit flap.
Aww-ShiTT random thought for Right now
Why didn't Nicole Sherzinger make it on her own?
Here is a woman who defied all odds by being a star amongst a group of not 4 but 6 girls, who had one of the hottest singles ever ("Watchu Like") which also featured T.I and Lil Wayne as T.I's stand in when he couldn't make it, and manged to perform very well in the face of adversity with a name that most people can't even pronounce. I definitely stans for Nicole and I'm hoping she loosens those Pussy Cat Doll shackles of no talent wanna be's who are wayyyyyy over rated and really depend on Nicole to justify any talent that the group may have. If you don't believe me check out the youtube song clip below. Its not a video its just the song "super Villain".
Aww-ShiTT random thoughtof the day: Whatever happend to KiKi Shepard?
So if you Don't know who she is here's a little Wiki for ya;
Wikipedia, KiKi Shepard
Kiki Shepard (born 1951) is an African-American television host, best known as the longtime co-host of It's Showtime at the Apollo. Ms. Shepard religiously guards the date of her birth, but she is a native of Tyler, Texas which is also the home-town of football great, Earl Campbell. Besides her work on "Showtime..", Sheppard has also worked as an actress and voice actor.
