
This do in remembrance of Him. Oh lawdy, Aubrey Oday.
So apparently the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, has responded to an overwhelming???? cry for their blessed garments. As if the hair do's weren't enough to kill the world over three times. The clothes that remind me of old Portuguese Bread maid uniforms, are being sold to children around the world
***BLESSED BE THY NAME*** THANK YA!!!!!
(HE-CUMMIN-INAHUNDAI)
One of the polygamites told The Salt Lake Tribune, "Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does.
HOUSE OF DEREON EAT YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN HEART OUT!!!! WOOO! i'M ENJOYING THIS WAYYYY TOO MUCH
catch their new line of Clothes here at fldsdress.com
Friday, July 4, 2008
POLYGAMY COUTURE
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Labels: Beyonki..... ok girl, Dereon aint got shit on this, polygamy baby
AWW-SHITT BATTLE OF THE BROADS 3.0 WAIT, WHAT? OMARION ~vs~BOW WOW?
O.K so now Bow Wow taking jabs at Omarion? I thought that..... Never mind. I can but I wont. So in case you missed it in this Remix to "lookin Boy" Bow Wow spits venom at his..Boo/ ooh I meant "Boy" Omarion sayin "Ol tight pants, Omarion lookin boy" then he goes on to say "Im sayin young guy I didnt know me and you was goin to be goin at each other, I just did it for the fun but you know, you made a Ni&&uh wanna go have some fun wit dat thang" **J-REAL** "have fun wit dat thang???", sayin that to a dude? Sounds pretty -MO- to me.
~huh?~ I'm still confused. Well wuteva the show goes on I cant wait to hear wut Omarion comes back with. If they get on some "secrets from the bed room spilled" type shit I will not partake in it. Well maybe a little but....Aww-ShiTT you know imma be all in like Willona on Goodtimes.
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Labels: battle of the broads
THAT WAS QUITE A SHOW..VERY ENTERTAINING

Venus and Serena Williams won in straight sets Thursday to set up their third all-sister Wimbledon final and seventh Grand Slam championship matchup.
Defending champion and four-time winner Venus beat Elena Dementieva 6-1, 7-6 (3), then two-time champ Serena overcame two rain delays and served 14 aces to down China’s Zheng Jie 6-2, 7-6 (5).
It will be the first all-Williams final at any tournament since 2003, when Serena beat her older sister in the Wimbledon title match for the second year in a row.
Serena holds an 8-7 career edge over Venus, including 5-1 in Grand Slam finals. Since Venus won the U.S. Open in 2001, Serena has won five straight of their major finals.
“She’s a tough opponent,” Serena said. “I think she’ll be the toughest person I’ve played. I’m excited.”
Said Venus: “It’s every Williams for themself.”
~~~~~~~~Associated Press~~~~~~~~
~All I ask for this years show down is that Serena learns how to put an outftt together and look like a woman for the afterparties and ShiTT. She did a good job last yearafter she beat her sister but you know how Kid Sister do.~ J-REAL
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Labels: battle of the broads, Big body broads oh lawd, sexy can I
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Eye Fodder
So while lookin at one of my homeboys myspace page (no you cant have it....lookin ass) lol I came across this video that he had posted. This shiTT almost made me call up Tina Knowles, yell bitch and hang up. This shit was hilarious hope you enjoy.
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Labels: all types of "WRONG", Beyonki..... ok girl, sweet manna from heaven
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
***STYLIN ON U HOES*** pix left on the coke table

So the jumbled Pics above are of the Smiths at the "Hancock" premiere in LA
Jada: lovely Green classic floor length dress
Will: Amazing checkered suit with a simple black tie
Diddy and Son: (face covered---on purpose)Who cares?
Jaden: Stylin on you hoes with the slick wave curls and blue hounds tooth Freekum suit
Lisa Raye: Well her fce got cut off by accident....sorry but her dress and shoes..yeah
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Labels: I know you see it, okkk, Star traxx, take that and rewind it back
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
A Pimp named Slickem

Ok So I caught wind of this while strolling through Crunk and Disorderly http://www.crunktastical.net/ and boy did it serve its purpose as Freshes Fever pitch of the day. I heard some flamboyant gay dude in IHOP say this before so I think this is the appropriate moment to say it...."Work out queen"
In case your irrelevant book is trapped in the closet. This ehem!, handsome young man is Slickem from Pretty Ricky. This shit makes me want to bust into a song that I heard on Mad TV. ~How'd ya get to be so sweet!!~
Verse 1:
How'd ya get to be so sweet?
How'd ya get to be so sweet?
I asked ya very nicely,
won't ya tell me very KIND-LEE!!
~How'd ya get to be soooo sweeeeet~
Youtube Clip Below
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Labels: boy stop, light yo ass on fire, two snaps the best
No Chris, No Chris, Nooo!! (Raz B Lookin Boy)
This definitely opened up a new chapter in creativity. I think I pissed myself on the Raz B part about 3 times. Joc is a damn fool, which makes it even better Enjoy!!
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