So I have seen many people ask the question "What is it that Ashanti wants to declare?" ...
Well kids I guess its the declaration of a swagger jacker at best. The hair, the dress, the kankles are all old school Beyonce via the Destiny's Child chitlin circuit..back in the day when Mama Tina was making her clothes from that cheap fabric you can only find in the back of Walmart. I really have pity for Ashanti, after all of this time I find out.....your lyrics are almost the SAME!!!!! Ashanti Ashanti.. your looks are laughable and your career even more so. I want you to take a long hard look at what you have done to the game, then I want you to go and apologize for this madness you and Irv Gotti-eat-a-sandwhich created.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
I Declare War!!!
Posted by J-real at 6:04 PM 0 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: knock knock rock, motorboat city, same old broad
Learn Something From This!!!!
Yes Britney you deserve it and many more... F U and Chris Crocker In the immortal words of Ty-Ty the body "I was rooting for you....WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU ...HOW DARE YOU!!!!"
Big ups to chase for the link
Posted by J-real at 2:06 AM 0 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: headed straight to hell, make me over, wreckless endangerment
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Beef is when a Bitch titties lookin like they sleep!!!!!
Aww-shit Battle of the Broads Trina Vs Khia edition
Posted by J-real at 2:45 PM 1 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: battle of the broads, need a bath quick, take that and rewind it back, Umm??
Dirty Hoe Aww-shit Battle#1 Khia vs Trina ...Hittem Up edition
Posted by J-real at 2:43 PM 1 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: my neck and my back, need a bath quick, Umm??
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Wutcha Know Wutcha Know 'bout Saaphyri??
All this Ghetto Tang was enough to make me melt down in my seat. I think I holla'd out the windows,bust down doors and, licked the window of a Bus for about 5 minutes after watching this plug for Saaphyri's lip chap.......and if you guessin like I am "oh hell yeah she decked that hoe at the end"...keepem coming Saaphyri!!!! That reminds me...when is the next flavor of love Charm school going to air because these hoes this season made me quit....they just was doing too much, showing panty pudding to kids and serving up raw pork chops, and Thing1 and Thing2??.....nuff said
Posted by J-real at 12:10 PM 0 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: gloss game proper, killin you hoes, motorboat city, take that and rewind it back
Sunday, April 6, 2008
STAR TRAXX
DEAR DIARY WHAT DOES JOE THE CAMEL AND COUSIN IT HAVE IN COMMON? Well for starters people magazine says that they might be officially married. ***** WAIT THIS JUST IN*** It wasnt cousin it and joe the camel it is Beyonki and Jay-Z.... oh my bad well she does look like a dancing ball of yaki#9 and Jay... well...bless your heart.
Posted by J-real at 12:06 AM 0 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: **shot self in the head**, Beyonki..... ok girl, Its an Ogre
Friday, April 4, 2008
The Next Best Thing since Lil Momma???
Please don't sleep on this hoe right here Punk of the South all in ya mouth!!!! pay attention to the Harpies in the background this is sheer genius right here, and proof that Weare def livin in our last days...... this gets a men side eye from the spectaters 305 Stand Up????
Posted by J-real at 9:33 PM 1 ShiTTy Comments
Labels: good to go, headed straight to hell, need a bath quick