Sunday, April 20, 2008

I Declare War!!!



So I have seen many people ask the question "What is it that Ashanti wants to declare?" ...
Well kids I guess its the declaration of a swagger jacker at best. The hair, the dress, the kankles are all old school Beyonce via the Destiny's Child chitlin circuit..back in the day when Mama Tina was making her clothes from that cheap fabric you can only find in the back of Walmart. I really have pity for Ashanti, after all of this time I find out.....your lyrics are almost the SAME!!!!! Ashanti Ashanti.. your looks are laughable and your career even more so. I want you to take a long hard look at what you have done to the game, then I want you to go and apologize for this madness you and Irv Gotti-eat-a-sandwhich created.

Learn Something From This!!!!



Yes Britney you deserve it and many more... F U and Chris Crocker In the immortal words of Ty-Ty the body "I was rooting for you....WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU ...HOW DARE YOU!!!!"

Big ups to chase for the link

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Beef is when a Bitch titties lookin like they sleep!!!!!

Aww-shit Battle of the Broads Trina Vs Khia edition

Dirty Hoe Aww-shit Battle#1 Khia vs Trina ...Hittem Up edition

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Wutcha Know Wutcha Know 'bout Saaphyri??




All this Ghetto Tang was enough to make me melt down in my seat. I think I holla'd out the windows,bust down doors and, licked the window of a Bus for about 5 minutes after watching this plug for Saaphyri's lip chap.......and if you guessin like I am "oh hell yeah she decked that hoe at the end"...keepem coming Saaphyri!!!! That reminds me...when is the next flavor of love Charm school going to air because these hoes this season made me quit....they just was doing too much, showing panty pudding to kids and serving up raw pork chops, and Thing1 and Thing2??.....nuff said

Sunday, April 6, 2008

STAR TRAXX



DEAR DIARY WHAT DOES JOE THE CAMEL AND COUSIN IT HAVE IN COMMON? Well for starters people magazine says that they might be officially married. ***** WAIT THIS JUST IN*** It wasnt cousin it and joe the camel it is Beyonki and Jay-Z.... oh my bad well she does look like a dancing ball of yaki#9 and Jay... well...bless your heart.

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Next Best Thing since Lil Momma???




Please don't sleep on this hoe right here Punk of the South all in ya mouth!!!! pay attention to the Harpies in the background this is sheer genius right here, and proof that Weare def livin in our last days...... this gets a men side eye from the spectaters 305 Stand Up????