You betta Google her BABAY!!!!

The Teen President, a.k.a, Teyana Taylor, b.k.a, Tangalicious, j.k.a carpet munch pimp.. Alongside Keri Hilson?? (I really dont know who she is) hosted Rap Up Magazines 3rd year anniversary party at the Addidas store (and as we see some lil person got kinda carried away)in SoHo on Thursday night in the NYC.

Being that I just discovered who Teyana Taylor is I really wont say much about her I mean I like the song "Google Me" I even put it in my facebook status, and I just happened to see here pimptastic MTV sweet 16, where she wanted a trick bike and probably some ill na na but anyways bravo lil Diva...you are quite a charming young man.

Check out that water pale she is rocking as a book bag...Isn't that just the most adorable thing you ever seen a damn near grown ass woman do besides that hot lil number Lil Mama wore at the soul train awards with the matching pamper and pacifier?... This outfit actually makes me want to google your stylist so I can have them shot and be done with this crap already.

YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODY!!!!!!
GOOGLE HER BABY

The Break up?

So the blogosphere is super buzzin about a potential Kanye and Alexis break up???? It is reported that he even asked for his ring back.

Alexis Phifer not only is Kanye's

beard

sorry I mean girlfriend but also has her own clothing line coming out and has reportedly outfitted Lil Mo, and even my lil homie KaNickie from up the block...Wut??? Don't hate on her she got skills, *(drops head and looks away)*

I mean Im not surprised by this at all. If they are breaking up Im sure there is a perfect logical exoplanation and no its not John Legend (_______)<-------insert joke here. Well this is all unfortunate and messy and all that other jazz but I really dont care.

I Declare War!!!

So I have seen many people ask the question "What is it that Ashanti wants to declare?" ...
Well kids I guess its the declaration of a swagger jacker at best. The hair, the dress, the kankles are all old school Beyonce via the Destiny's Child chitlin circuit..back in the day when Mama Tina was making her clothes from that cheap fabric you can only find in the back of Walmart. I really have pity for Ashanti, after all of this time I find out.....your lyrics are almost the SAME!!!!! Ashanti Ashanti.. your looks are laughable and your career even more so. I want you to take a long hard look at what you have done to the game, then I want you to go and apologize for this madness you and Irv Gotti-eat-a-sandwhich created.

Learn Something From This!!!!

Yes Britney you deserve it and many more... F U and Chris Crocker In the immortal words of Ty-Ty the body "I was rooting for you....WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU ...HOW DARE YOU!!!!"

Big ups to chase for the link

Beef is when a Bitch titties lookin like they sleep!!!!!

Aww-shit Battle of the Broads Trina Vs Khia edition

Dirty Hoe Aww-shit Battle#1 Khia vs Trina ...Hittem Up edition

Wutcha Know Wutcha Know 'bout Saaphyri??

All this Ghetto Tang was enough to make me melt down in my seat. I think I holla'd out the windows,bust down doors and, licked the window of a Bus for about 5 minutes after watching this plug for Saaphyri's lip chap.......and if you guessin like I am "oh hell yeah she decked that hoe at the end"...keepem coming Saaphyri!!!! That reminds me...when is the next flavor of love Charm school going to air because these hoes this season made me quit....they just was doing too much, showing panty pudding to kids and serving up raw pork chops, and Thing1 and Thing2??.....nuff said

STAR TRAXX

DEAR DIARY WHAT DOES JOE THE CAMEL AND COUSIN IT HAVE IN COMMON? Well for starters people magazine says that they might be officially married. ***** WAIT THIS JUST IN*** It wasnt cousin it and joe the camel it is Beyonki and Jay-Z.... oh my bad well she does look like a dancing ball of yaki#9 and Jay... well...bless your heart.

The Next Best Thing since Lil Momma???

Please don't sleep on this hoe right here Punk of the South all in ya mouth!!!! pay attention to the Harpies in the background this is sheer genius right here, and proof that Weare def livin in our last days...... this gets a men side eye from the spectaters 305 Stand Up????