TIFFANY EVANS BE MERKIN YOU HOES!!!

COME ON LUNGES.....I see you!!!

It was while doing some youtube surfing and finding things that I dare not report..ie Flavor Flav's video I came across Tiffany Evans bustin bitches down vocally in front of her mamas laundry room. Now I hope her label takes this and back her instead of wack ass artists like........*sigh*........ Ciara yeah YOU princess super C you are now a #SuperFAIL!!!

FOOLY-WANG!!!!

While visiting my good homie in the head Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly I witnessed this Fooly-Wang of epic proportions. I think im on that midnight train with Fred Sanford "Lizabef I'm comin to join ya honey". Lawd save my soul and make me whole for dem not know wah dem do. Shout outs to Deena Jones in the front hittin those sweet crisp notes and almost forgetting the words at :56 ....Jesus be a pacemaker.

ITS LIKE IM "VALKING" ON SUNSHYNE!!!

Yes my dear you are "valking" on something but sunshine aint quite it. What Allison needs to do is meet our friendly neighborhood crack star Propecia. *Sigh* the fun ould never end. I can imagine Propecia pimpin allison in the Garnett Greyhound bus terminal to Junkies, Hookers, and Whores for the low-low price of a fifth of crack rock and bottle of malt liquor

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; Melanie Fiona

Ok so yeah I listened to Melanie Fiona's album the other night and man it was an expereice quite reminscent to when I first listened to Solange Knowles album. Since these ladies dont put themselves in a classic box I like to call them Rythm and Soul singers. I would yell you all to go support miss MFiona but that goes without saying after watching that clip.

A COMPLEX LIFE; NICKI MINAJ DOES THE COVER OF COMPLEX MAG

By Damien Scott; Photography by Cameron KroneMORE CREDITS: (STYLIST) KAREEM JAMES; (HAIR) SABRINA ROWE; (MAKEUP) JAVIER ROMERO FOR M.A.C. COSMETICS; (CLOTHING) SUNGLASSES BY THEO; BODYSUIT BY WOLFORD; TIGHTS BY FALKE; SHOES BY ALEJANDRO INGELMO

You may know Nicki Minaj as that girl with the curvaceous frame that's been touring with Lil' Wayne. Maybe you've listened to one of her three mixtapes. If so, you've probably got an image of who you think she is: a potty-mouthed MC using sex to sell herself to the masses. Look harder, homie. The 24-year-old Queens, New York native may possess a gorgeous face and a body you could get lost in, but she's got more up her sleeve than diamond bracelets. With females not even part of the rap conversation these days, she's trying to make some noise and some loot. And we think she has just the right moneymaker to do it.

HIT UP COMPLEX MAG FOR THE FULL INTERVIEW AND PHOTOS http://www.complex.com/CELEBRITIES/Complex-Women/Nicki-Minaj

YESSSSSSSSS YOU TRASHBOX!!!

THIS IS AN ODE TO THE WOMAN WHO PISSES IN WALMART PARKING LOTS

THOUGH WE NEVER MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART
WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THAT VERY FIRST FART
I CLING TO YOUR PICTURE FROM TIME TO TIME
SEEING YOUR BARE ASS IN THE PARKING LOT MAKES ME CHIME
WITH ALL THE GOODNESS AND ALL THE GLEE
OH YOU PALE FACED TREASURE I LOVE TO SEE YOU PEA

YOU CHUNKY MUNKY: P.O.W EDITION

This buxom beauty was caught in a Walmart near you....well hopefully not but she has the teets that rival even those of our girl ReRe the body AkA Aretha Franklin. ugggh I be she needs a prying bar to get out of her hammock in the morning and a got slop down with the pigs before leaving her shack by the road side. And yall said big foot aint real......you shittin me!!!