Friday, September 4, 2009

REALLY??? I MEAN REALLY?



JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHEREE COULDN'T STOOP ANY LOWER THEN HER "DREADFUL" FASHION- LESS FASHION SHOW, PEDDLING THOSE JACKLIN SMITH WALMART REJECT DRESSES IN YOUR LOCAL KROGER (NOT REALLY), THEN SLANGING HER MILKSHAKE OVER THE ATL SEEN. SHE REINVENTS NEW FANGLED FORMS OF FUCKERY BY WHORING FOR PROPAGANDA IN THE NO H8 ADDS WHICH WERE INTENDED TO BE A SILENT PROTEST TO CALIFORNIA'S PROPOSITION 8 LAW BANNING HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGES. I MEAN YES WE GET IT YOU ARE A CONNOISSEUR OF ASS RAG CLOTHING SHEREE BUT PLEASE DONT KEEP PEDDLING THIS BLASPHEMOUS, JJ-FAD INSPIRED, HOE STROLL KNOCK OFF SHIT TO US BECAUSE WUT U SELLIN WE AINT BUYIN SO HOE STOP TRYIN. ALSO CHECK OUT MY NEW FOUND INSPIRATIONAL BLOG SHE "GOTTA HAVE IT" FOR MORE

THANX
AWW-ShiTT MANAGEMENT THANKS FOR THE LINK DANYELLE/ BIGDEELIGHT@TWITTER.COM

Thursday, September 3, 2009

GET DAT ASS ON THE FLO'



SO APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN MISSIN OUT ON THE GOODNESS THAT IS THE AMP'D CELL PHONE COMMERCIALS LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WHERE MC'TITTAYS BRACES FOR THE EPIC FAIL/ STIPPER SHOW.....SMH HOW RUDE OF FLORENTINE TO TRY AND SHAKE HER HAM HOCKS ON THAT LIL UNSUSPECTING POLE!!!

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

FLASHBACK TO FAT BASTARD CIRCA 5 YEARS OLD AND YOU WILL GET LITTLE BACON BOY HERE. CATCH HIS FACE AT 00:32



SO ON A RECENT EPISODE OF WIFE SWAP YOUNG JETHRO FROM THE BACON EATING, CANNED CHEESE DRANKIN FAMILY OF HIS GOT A LIL UPSET BECAUSE THE WIFE FOR THE WEEK (A HEALTH NUT)COMMENCED TO DISPOSING ALL OF THEIR GOODIES, CAKES AND PIES, GOODIES CAKES AND PIES!!!!, LITTLE JETHRO (NOT HIS ACTUAL REAL NAME) GOT UPSET AND LET THE HOUNDS OF HELL LOOSE ON THE POOR LADY, INSULTED HER PAYLESS SHOES AND CLIP CLOPPED OUT THE HOUSE WITH HIS BAG IN TOW. WASNT THAT A GOOD TIME!! BIG UPS TO MY ROOM MATE CHASE OVER AT CHASEOLOGY BLOG FOR PUTTIN ME UP ON THIS HORSE FODDER. CHECK OUT THE TAGS UNDERNEATH

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

FML BEYONCE EDITION


NOOOOOOO!!! SAY IT AINT SO, "GO HOME ROGER", SO BEYONCE AKA BEYONKI KONG HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEK ACCORDING TO RHYMES WITH SNITCH APPARENTLY ARMANI DECIDED NOT TO RENEW HER CONTRACT FOR THE DIAMONDS PERFUME COMMERCIALS (I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH RAW CREOLE EMOTION BEING BELTED THROUGH TV SCREENS), YALL KNOW THE WINDOW LICKIN KIDS SIT RIGHT UP ON IT, BEYONCE WAS JUST GIVIN A LIL TOO MUCH CREOLE VOODOO THROUGH THE TUBE. THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF BEYAK-YAK GOT BOOTED OUT OF HER PRESIDENTIAL SUITE IN THE UKRAINE BECAUSE A LOCAL POLITICIAN WANTED THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE (TO GANG BANG SOME WHORES AND SNORT COKE OFF THE TOILET STOOLS). POOR BEYON-SAVED, TOO MUCH GOIN ON IN HER LIFE.
THEN TO TOP OFF BEYORKI'S BAD WEEK HER FANS MADE THIS "DISS YOUTUBE CLIP" TO KERI HILSON WHICH I LABEL A #EPICFAIL!!! I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE TWO ShiTT'S ABOUT THE AARDVARK THAT IS MS KERI BAYBAY! BUT COME ON NOW THIS VIDEO IS A TRAGEDY AND EVERYONE IN IT NEEDS TO SLIT THEIR WRISTS FOR BEING SO DAMN UGLY

"I CANT AND WONT!!!"

Monday, August 31, 2009

Insane ShiTT




So this is a video that my boy Kstaps

put me on to Its the dudes Major Lazers who produces M.I.A's beats. Woah this is alot

Friday, August 28, 2009

FRIDAY FUCK-QUOTES

TODAYS FRIDAY FUCK-QUOTE COMES FROM RONNIE HOE.....YES LADIES GENTLEMEN AND THOSE LABLED IN THE CATEGORY UNDER OTHER, WE HAVE A "RONNIE HOE QUOTE:
"WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET DISS MONEY!!!!"

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR JOB YOU BETTER REMEMBER THE WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF RONNIE'S MOUTH!!!

HOW RUDE!!!



ONE OF MY FORMER CLASS MATES SENT ME THIS EARLIER TODAY AND I ALMOST WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AT WORK. THIS WAS PLAIN "DREADFUL", THE DEVIL IS RIDIN ABLAZE AFTER ME TODAY