Dem FEETZ

OPRAH!!!!!!! I love Hog Maw on rye ass feet.
Point'em out point'em out......Ol Oprah Feet lookin boy!

These dandies were snapped after Oprah commenced to taking off her shoes and walking bar clawed----oops bare foot after Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Celebration. Where is Gail?

Spot Light

J Huds new video to her song spotlight. I first heard this song while I was in Walmart near the car speakers and I caught myself standing there like a transfixed kid seeing stars and ShiTT***** I then proceeded to jam to it a lil bit when this young lady kindly walked past and called me a F*G..... Well wuteva hoe that shit was hot and I aint too big of a man to admit it...lol

Trans National Treasure

Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum, In a dish, how many tittay balls do you wish??? Oh New York I do heart you my love. You are one of lifes greatest joys and it goes without saying that the stars look up at you babe. So these are promo pics from New York AkA Tiffany Pollards new VH1 show entitled "New York's got Tittays" no actually its gonna be entitled "New York goes to Hollywood". As you can see in the two pics she does imitations of famous Celebs like Marylin Monroe and Dorothy Gail from the Wizard of Oz catch it in the Fall....

B*TCH PUH-LEEZAH!!!

So in lue of Naomi's recent plea of guilty to assaulting two officers, a flight attendant, her maid, her lawyer, 3 Jehovah's witnesses, The Harlem Boys Choir, and her Asian Toe Technician PaDing Fong, Nelson Mandela recently declined to invite Naomi Campbell to his 90th birthday extravaganza in London. She was able to come to the dinner that was thrown on his behalf but was taken off the list of presenters who would introduce music artists to the general public at the birthday celebration. Mandela also allowed her to do a line of coke off his belly but that was about it. ~Disregard the last line~ *very not true* All the coke that Naomi does has nothing to do with or is no where near the Honorable Nelson Mandela

ShiTT PIX Straight from the Vault Vol 2.0

Aww-ShiTT just what your ninnies been waitin on. A big kiss from a little package. Rumors are buzzin around the blog-o-sphere that Mini me AkA Verne Troyer has a sex tape about to hit that ass, head on in full force, after TMZ got this pic of him kissing his girlfriend. Get ready to party like a porn star so grab your porkrinds and your favorite girl and behold the mini master in all his midgetastic glory. Sometimes I wonder if she gets a cold chill when she is straddeling him? Is it like makin out with a developed baby? YUK!!

Girl you so pretty

Solange, Solange, Solange, Why must you make my life a trag (pronounced tradge) One of those late nights huh? Let me sit down and rap to you for a taste.

Me: Solange you are sooo pretty wuth those extra thick eye brows filled with ______ . That Mr Ed smile and your weave is just, just....***draws a blank*** Solange please just...um just stay as pretty as this picture. Solange You are it. This pic proves that you will never be kid sister again and you deserve sooo much respect. I mean its just written all over your Avon mascara. Do you girl ....do you

Shake your d airier in dem Dereons???

I believe Tina Knowles is behind this fuckery. So the baby shoe makers called Heelarius are making a new line of baby heels that are completely crib safe and padded completely on the inside to ensure your little star of today will be the next stipper named Tit-tanic of tomorrow.
Boom boom room for babies? I have no comment. Maybe if Beyonce keeps her next baby (oops) then maybe it will be spotted rocking a pair of these while bustin it creole style at the kiddie disco. Available in sizes 0-6 for your little hooker of tomorrow. Enjoy!!